Release all the Epstein files already, this is getting crazy!

All those billionaires and the president on a plane to China. And the pilot couldn't even take one for the team.

So is anyone shocked that Trump pussed out on his threat yet again? What a fucking laughing stock. I'm sure Iran will have yet another hilarious Lego video by tonight.

Damn it. Just the thought made me happy for two seconds.

Okay, who else had anxiety when watching the Artemis launch? #IYKYK

Dear God, ABC News. Are you even capable of shutting the fuck up when narrating the Artimis launch? Cuz, yeah, I want to hear you over Houston. #idiots

Is it dead yet? Oh, and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!

Is it dead yet? No? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

Is it dead yet?

My bottle of champagne is ready to go! 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

The wrong guy died today.

I'm confused how an American president can reduce sanctions on two countries currently killing American citizens and others and remain in office. Perhaps 'treason' means something different in the US?

I can guaran-damn-tee you there will be a global party when you kick off, you fucker! 🎉🎉🎉

This all day.

Count me in!

The problem with every single one of these things is that it doesn't put money in his pocket.

Okay, time to sue. This is a blatant unconstitutional, unlawful act. How fucking stupid are these people? Never mind, I just answered my question.

SPOT ON!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

STAY LOUD!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

If everything was obliterated in Iran 3 weeks ago, why do we need help with opening up the Strait of Jormuz? Me thinks not everything was obliterated. #trumpisanidiot

Dear Allies, For the love of god, do not give in to President Pedo's demands for help regarding the Strait of Hormuz. After telling the world that he does not need your help, then less than 24 hours afterwards saying he does, the only thing that you should be telling him is to fuck off and die.

NOPE!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

TED LIEU: "The Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped children." A sitting congressman said this on the record. #TheAlliedForces

Hey, President Fuck... I thought the war was over. What's with sending more troops???

Quit calling the ICE detainee prisons 'prisons'. They👏are👏fucking👏concentration👏camps👏!!!

So Russia is helping Iran and the Pedo-in-chief has decided to LESSEN the sanctions on Russia. And all of Congress is quiet. I fucking hate this government.

To the 77M people who voted for this administration... How does it feel to have murdered a school full of little girls?

Ah, nothing like going into America's 250th year by starting a war. 🙄

Feckless media won't report this. USA's attack on Iran is a war crime. Article I, Section 8 of the constitution puts power to declare war with congress. No congressional vote occurred. No Article 51 of the UN General Charter argument justifies this war. Welcome to fascist Bush 2.0. You we're warned

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

Epic Fury = Forget EPSTEIN

Nope!!! #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles

So instead of releasing the EPSTEIN FILES, the Pedo-in-Chief starts a war. 🤬🤬🤬

So, three service members have died cuz "someone" is trying to deflect that they fucked children. Congrats, GOP, YOU voted for this. 🖕🖕🖕

US WOMENS Hockey Team - Culinary dinner w/ Stanley Tucci and an all hands on deck trip to Vegas thanks to Flava Flav (w/ help from Alaska Airlines, Resorts World Las Vegas, Stub Hub, and various other brands). US MENS Hockey Team - cold McDonalds with the Pedo-in-Chief #gousawomenshockey

NOT the men's hockey team. Fuck 'em!

And the happiness I had for the men's hockey gold has been shot out of the window. Fuck you, guys!