Instead of dragging each other publicly and making accusations about each others' sexuality, Milo and Benny Johnson should just fuck.

I never liked Justin Trudeau as a prime minister, I also never really hated him as a person. If he wants to fuck Katy Perry now that he's out of office, by all means.

When Sabrina said "I like my men all incompetent" the Trump White House must have misread that as an endorsement

Guy who believes Trump blew Clinton, and also thinks the left is owned by it.

So when Trump brought that group of Clinton accusers to the debate in 2016, be honest, was Trump lowkey thinking “I gave Bill better toppy than any of these chicks, people say I’m the best.”

Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.

Here's my 2028 hot take: If Dems want to not just WIN the next election, but reshape the political landscape in their favor going forward, their next nominee cannot, and I mean CANNOT be anyone that's likely to be mentioned in any primetime cable segments or NYT think pieces about who it should be.

Cuomo gains the endorsement of yet another Epstein associate. He's really been racking those up.

I wouldn't want to be running against Amanda Edwards. Two other Democrats have beaten her before, and they both died not long after.

Andrew Cuomo was resoundingly rejected in the Dem Primary, but as his female staffers can attest, he has a hard time hearing "no" And now his campaign messages are so out-of-step with reality that he can't find real people willing to parrot them in an ad, and needs to AI-generate them instead.

“Feminism destroyed the traditional family” Or, hear me out, feminism gave women the freedom to choose between a career and a “traditional family”, and then late-stage capitalism made it unfeasible for most families to survive on one income. Y’all are mad at the wrong thing.

JD Vance has no incentive to be a good husband, because he likes it when his wife makes him sleep on the couch.

Congrtulations to @emmaewood.bsky.social on winning the Council seat for Elmwood-East Kildonan! Our city council needs more principled people who put community first. This is a welcome addition. #wpgpoli #mbpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I hope every job application for new ICE agents gets held on file, and then the next Dem president takes those applications with names and personal info, and puts them on the terrorist watch list.

Of course. How could I forget we live in a world where rich and famous sex predators are never held accountable.

Listen up, snowflake. This guy with a tender juicy delicious face is voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Don't like it? Leave.

Patel: Write some anti-ICE slogans on the bullets so we can blame it on the left. The cartoon villain's bumbling henchmen:

The Trump era is like living in an alternate version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" where the boy was never lying, the farm was constantly under attack by a ceaseless barrage of wolves, and people just went "Ugh, you're crying about wolves all the time. Nobody believes you anymore, shut the fuck up."

We love free speech so much that we're requiring EVERYONE must dutifully follow our state-mandated script about how much we love free speech.

Regardless of whether you’re a fan of Kimmel or late-night talk shows in general, it’s objectively a huge win that the people’s backlash was stronger than the regime’s calls for censorship. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

I can't understate how bizarre it is, to have an "independent" political commentary/news show, in the aftermath of their host's death, just hand the show over to the administration. Have it hosted from the White House, by the Vice President, with various administration officials as guests.

Ditto will really just fuck anything that walks like god damn

It's crazy that scientists in Pokemon can ressurect fossils into an entire living Pokemon. Like imagine if someone found a little piece of human skeletal remains buried in Rome, brought it into a museum, gave it a little touch-up, and BOOM. Julius Caesar is back.

Listen. If a certain thing happens with a certain someone's health, I don't want to see ANY liberals performatively mourning. Because I KNOW some of y'all are gonna do it.

Spruce Woods is one of the most conservative provincial seats in Manitoba. Tonight, the Manitoba PCs held onto it by only 70 votes. While I would've loved to see Ray win it, this is by far the most pyrrhic of pyrrhic victories for the PCs. Things are not looking good for them. #mbpoli

Dude really spent 3 seasons aura farming, and then got his ass kicked by a 12-year-old

Glad to see the flight attendants may have got themselves a good deal, and guaranteed ground pay. I hope this is the start of a new era for collective bargaining, where a strike ends ONLY when a deal is agreed to, not with binding arbitration or a "back-to-work bill" www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

I'm sorry but what the fuck are the entry requirements for Mushrom Kingdom medical school

Sometimes in games I perform skips and then immediately go back because I want to prove that I COULD pull it off, but I don't actually want to skip those parts of the game

What if two leftists who were mean to each other both did an "I left the left because leftists were mean to me" grift, and then met again on the right

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

In Zelda EoW, during the first half of the game when Zelda is in disguise, she should've gone by an alias, and then let the player pick the alias similarly to how pre-BOTW games would let you pick Link's name

There's no remotely rational way to reconcile believing both: 1) There is a conspiracy and coverup behind Jeffrey Epstein 2) Donald Trump is on the side of justice, transparency, and truth. These things CANNOT both be true, Trump is telling you there's nothing more to see.

Yona gets so much hate, and she did nothing wrong other than get in the way of a ship Nintendo was NEVER going to canonize

the anti zohran mamdani coalition gains yet another close friend and associate of jeffery epstein

Forget Waluigi in Smash, Where tf is Waluigi in WarioWare?

Ok everyone shut up. This tweet of mine from last year aged like fine wine. Look at the "replying to".

Canadians overwhelmingly elected Carney on a mandate to stand up for Canada against the Trump regime's saber-rattling. Why is he now propping up Trump's bullcrap when it comes to his illegal unprovoked war in Iran? #cdnpoli #NoMoreWars

"It's cold outside but I'm still looking like a thotty because a hoe never gets cold" #MKW #MarioKartWorld #MarioKart

You think he picks the female character in games because he's an egg, but actually he's just down bad and likes staring at a hot girl while he plays.

If Formula One is so good, why'd they never make a Formula Two?

Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

So, who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

Good luck to us, I guess.

That King from Fantasy Life was all of a sudden just like "uhhhhh you need to get a life bro"

Where'd the phrase "thick as thieves" come from? Is there an old adage about thieves having massive dumptruck asses?

I love when conservatives try to make women seem somehow distasteful and instead make them sound incredibly cool and fun.

If Mark Carney isn't going to drag out calling the Battle River-Crowfoot by-election for Poilievre, at the very least he shouldn't do so until Danielle Smith does the same in Edmonton-Strathcona provincially, so Naheed Nenshi can win his seat.

I'm gonna mix "I can't believe it's not butter" with actual butter, and call it "I can kinda believe it's butter"