I had to connect circuitry to a floating island today and was excited to use portals, but it was one of those fake floating islands that are still connected to the ground in the fourth dimension so they just had us go around it.

I was writing a post and Bluesky randomly closed. I was speaking and it shut the door at me. A man of power like me? Interrupted? I am teleporting to wherever the owner is immediately to talk about tihs.

Sunsꝺæȝ Moonsꝺæȝ Tıwsꝺæȝ Wœꝺnesꝺæȝ Þunꝺersꝺæȝ Frıȝsꝺæȝ Saturnsꝺæȝ

I was playing #Botania and the boss rage quit. He rage quit mid fight and left me prizeless. I wish I was making this up.

I have a new drawing idea, you may expect a new drawing within the next 3 and a half months.

BUT ALL MY VASSALS AND THRALLS HAVE INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS DONT GET IT TWISTED. IM A COOL BOSS I PROMISE

Wild exaggeration? These are domestic exaggerations, our people have domesticated them 135 million years ago on the feet of Tosjfjælet.

Remember to eat to replenish your magic, magic runs on food.

Mē hƿen I fuccıng geꞇ þē

The University of Gelaria offers gratuitous therapy to children of supervillains who, among other things, always leave the room with an ominous and mysterious comment.

A Wizard makes no typos, a Wizard merely creates a new spelling convention.

The god you sacrificed this lamb to has denied the offering because they said they converted to Islam and that the method you used to sacrifice this offering was not Halal.

Is this from Reddit? Sorry, I only use memes that are ethically sourced.

Salutations. In case queer pride fails to advance our cause this time, I will employ the use of queer wrath. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

happy pride month everyone! ( #art #artsky #pridemonth )

Þe stablıshment I visited had people standing all day wavıng gıant feaðers to produce wınd at meetıng attendees. I have dısmıssed þem and put fans in þeır places. But now þey complain I have replaced þeır ȷobs wıþ automatons.

Salutations. In case queer pride fails to advance our cause this time, I will employ the use of queer wrath. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ponꝺeꞃıŋ hƿaꞇeueꞃ ðıs ıs hƿiċ my huſbanꝺ haþ brouȝꞇ ınꞇo ðe houſe.

All she cast was a sneeze.

There goes another one.

POV: You are a cauldron #IronsSpellbooks #Minecraft

Oh, my runes are done cooking.

"Video failed to process" The phone app will succeed where you failed.

Another satisfied user of the Gelarian Airlines.

Problematic Ginnungagap.

She is focusing really hard (she is trying to cast a spell).

Oh, right, horses aren't cows, I keep forgetting.

A “billionaire” in Gelaria is someone who is at least 1 billion years old.

I need a Bluesky feed that shows me what my follow𝙚𝙧s post.

I performed an expensive ritual to summon an avatar of Gaia, which the Elves said would test my skills in combat and reward my victory with powerful artifacts, but instead it simply judged my computer setup as poor and outdated, took all my money and left.

always a sweetheart ❤️

Enᵹlıꞅċ people ƿıll looc aꞇ a Һoꞃꞅe anꝺ ꞅeȝ "eh"

OPEN THE DOG POISON VAULTS

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Gelaria sends its emissary to study the magic properties of Overworld resources and establish communication with Álfheimr. #OCart #art #Minecraft #Botania

Patreon has an "Accessibility statement" that, when you click it, displays some text on a fully white screen. I know not what the text says, because it is on a white screen.

Gelaria sends its emissary to study the magic properties of Overworld resources and establish communication with Álfheimr. #OCart #art #Minecraft #Botania

Ƿoulꝺe you ſtꞇıll loue me ıꝼ I ƿas a Twink?

The newest fresh batch of polar air has just arrived on schedule.

casting spells in random directions just for funsies sorry if you get hit

big sweet husband...

there is only one force powerful enough to separate a devoted knight from their adoring liege, and it is a spell that can only be cast by the Lag Mage. his devastating Poor Connection spell makes staying in the same plane as your darling a sisyphean feat.

Okay, I understood you would lay the Minotaur, but would you free the Minotaur? Would you feed the Minotaur? Clothe the Minotaur? House the Minotaur? Teach the Minotaur? Would you liberate the Minotaur? Would you love the Minotaur?

queen marika is watching. #ELDENRING #fanart

Don't you hate when you get the everyurge?

The Gnomes have put a sign by their inn saying #notallmen, but I believe the size of their doors and height of their ceilings were sufficient to get the message across.

@valerienoname.bsky.social Valerie The Blind Oracle