One of the tragedies of our modern age is that there are only two podcasts with @notalawyer.bsky.social and someone named Michael being mean to people.

Happy Pythagorean triple square day to all who celebrate

“When fundraising it’s AI, when hiring it’s ML, and when implementing it’s logistic regression” was a current joke in good standing like 4 years ago

Spaceballs

The 1989 Batman

“Just give money to people who need it” shouldn’t be a controversial idea, but Philly has been testing it out and it’s making a big difference: Researchers anticipated their findings would show that cash assistance helped tenants, but "we were surprised by the magnitude of the effects" #giftlink

Why is the Cleveland sewer one of my favorite accounts on here

When all your friends are outside playing, and your parents say you have to stay in #F1 #DutchGP

My 5yo: “the safety car is the line leader!” #F1 #DutchGP

My child is such a huge eagles fan from going to elementary school in Philadelphia

This a surprisingly thorough history of the smokiest bar in Philadelphia #giftlink

Perfect. On top of everything else, we’ve got radioactive wasps to worry about now

An old coworker used his personal laptop at work and once I had to type the letter p into his address bar and thats why you never use your personal laptop at work

I just learned that you can click links in a Powerpoint presentation shared through teams? What dark magic makes this possible?

Can’t wait until the decoder episode next year when Nilay interviews himself about how the verge’s core product is content moderation

I’m at a Primo Hoagies in Delaware county PA right now, and the entire staff is walking around quoting that Dan Deacon video drinking out of cups. 10/10 hoagie experience.

4 year old: why are we driving so slowly? Me: because Paul Wall told us to? Everyone else in the car:

My power went out for a few hours over night. Even PECO’s not ready for this Clipse album!

PWD is paying supervisors 24x7 while this strike goes on, including double time on weekends. I wonder how many hours of this would equal the raise DC33 is asking for? Gift Link: share.inquirer.com/HQxwqH

SHA-SHUNK

“We will make Philadelphia the safest, cleanest and greenest big city in the nation“ @phillymayor.bsky.social @cherelleparker.bsky.social

This box is so surprised

Important

Me: waiting at PennDOT to get a new license photo Person at the counter: 369? Me: *deep breath*

Just don’t look. Don’t engage - just block JD Vance and move on

We’re dealing with an issue that only affects Microsoft Edge so obviously I made an “edge case” pun. It was so bad that I heard someone groan on the call, and this is now my proudest work accomplishment.

Feeling a little rëvoltive this morning 😂

Out of all the ways to title a chat with an arbitrary number of people, I think how teams does it is the worst possible one. I have 6 different chats identified by the first few letters of the same person’s last name because it’s early in the alphabet.

@craigmod.com: I now believe with all my heart that it’s only in the crushing silences of boredom—without all that black-mirror dopamine — that you can access your deepest creative wells.

I am speechless... >> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...

Philly Chicago 🤝 Hyper local jokes about the pope

Non-zero chance the new Pope has thrown up in the Vet parking lot.

Someone ask the pope what his Wawa order was

Me: I’ll just remap my left space key to shift, I don’t ever hit space with my left thumb 5 minutes later… ohNoI’veMadeAHugeMistake

If anyone is looking for a devops role managing ArcGIS Enterprise, my team is hiring now, so get in touch! #gischat careers-netimpactstrategies.icims.com/jobs/3458/de...

Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody. We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like? Come on Economy what’s Fonzie like?

I bought two bags of granola with raisins because it was on sale, and I regretted it almost immediately

I listened to the Jerry Lee Lewis episode of @tgspod.bsky.social today and my skin was crawling. Whatever bad shit you know about him, it’s worse.

Meet me in the national security group chat.

Congratulations to everyone who didn’t accidentally invite Jeffrey Goldberg to their group chat today

@reckless.bsky.social I just spent time with my 4yo asking chatgpt how long it would take to get to different planets. AI’s killer feature seems to be answering the hard questions young kids come up with

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

First person to come up with something more unhinged than the Juicero wins

I caught a pretty nice sunset in Philly recently

Defense of Marriage Act Don’t ask don’t tell

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social WAIT IS YOUR CAR THE SQUID FACTS CAR??

It’s by no means new, but people at work saying “I’ll be out of pocket” to mean “I’ll be unavailable” will never fail to make me laugh

I didn’t even notice the line of #crows in the background until after I took this one.

How many years working in tech do you need before idempotence and sharding stop being funny?