I wish bsky allowed for private accounts so randos couldn't observe my posts

Had to get a new phone because my old one finally broke in a way I couldn't tolerate. Since I was switching anyway, I installed Graphene OS on the new one before transferring over. So far? No regrets. The adjustment from standard android has been so minimal. Loving the lack of AI bullshit.

A dear friend bought me a copy of the Tomodachi Life game and I've been really going at it creating my blorbos. Y'all, I worked so hard on this

I hate how every search engine on every website shows you useless-ass results no matter what you enter. Can't even use boolean to refine anything. One word search: metatarsal Results: mETaMuCiL 🙃🙃🙃 go fuck yourself.

Father's Day this, Solstice that, WHATEVER. It is Paterson's birthday! He is 8 years old today.

They took away our office air purifier. Without its bonus white noise, I can now hear every single person talking in every office all the way down the hall. I could have sworn I just heard someone say "your blood will be used, in one hour, in the sacrificial flame," but maybe I'm just tired.

One day I'll die, and the people cleaning out my earthly possessions will stumble upon my collection of vintage Japanese pornography. You're welcome, whoever you are.

Things sure do suck really bad right now, huh? Like. No matter where you live, shit is straight-up Horrors and Insanity. I'm sorry these are the times we have to live in. Please know I love you. I desperately hope I won't have to resort to snail mail as the only means of long-distance communication

Guy who repressed his gay feelings so hard and let his obsession with another man ruin at least 6 lives. Don't be like Endeavor, kids. Happy Pride.

Normal animal

I got an anonymous thank you note with a $25 gift card at work. It's bonkers how appreciated I feel by my current department, and how much that does to make me not hate my job. The university upper administration can still get completely bent, but the people I work with are cool.

Me, filling out a dating app profile: You may be asking yourself, "What can this person possibly bring to a relationship?" WELL. I can fold a fitted sheet. Good luck topping that kind of skill. *Wink* -Edit: Apologies. I phrased that poorly. Do not expect me to top you.

My boomer trait is that I don't think I should be charged an additional $2.50 (or 3.5%, whichever is more) fee for paying my water bill by any means other than driving to the utilities office and handing them a physical cheque.

But can doge do this?

I need things in my house to stop being broken in my house. I keep having to fix things and spend money on parts and/or hiring people to fix things and I WANT IT TO STOP. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LIVE Holy SHIT

It's Moxie's estimated birthday. She's 15, and officially a super senior kitty.

(4/25/26) hi yall- one of my dearest friends Aly and their wife got into a really severe accident this past Thursday- their house and all of their belongings were destroyed in a propane explosion. any support you could give would mean the world to us, thank you 🫶❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-ka...

Will there ever come a day when everything in my house isn't just boxes. Just. Boxes. Rooms full of boxes.

I had a data request this week that was sooooo fiddly. I had to calculate almost 50 cumulative GPAs by hand. It was great. But now I have to sit on it for a couple days before turning it in so no one thinks it was easy just because I did it quickly.

Something broke at the house and it's going to be a pain in the ass to fix, but I got to do Geometry Puzzle to figure out how to fix it for cheap, so that was fun.

I would like to acquire a decent quality induction range that doesn't have wifi connectivity. Challenge: impossible

I finally signed up for a proxy service and I'm gonna bankrupt myself buying doujinshi. Time to die. Peace out, idiots!

Spent most of the drive home behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "God is my pilot." I've heard "God is my COpilot" and I get the sentiment, but I spent the whole time thinking "...is God 'piloting' your car? Do you THINK he's driving your car? Is he piloting YOU ratatouille-style??"

I'm really happy about the moon people. Hearing about them and their space adventure almost makes me want to interact with other humans again.

Apparently I'm not allowed to sign off emails with "Sincerely, never contact me again."

Did you know that Missouri is cursed

Ordering a hot green tea at Panera out of desperation. Despairing as I put the tea BAG in my cup, then pour boiling water over it and die a little on the inside because the water is entirely the wrong temp for green tea. Then I give up & leave the bag in. Who cares about steep times at this point.

We're moving into New House on Tuesday, and on Thursday we're going to Kansas to visit the kids. This is great timing, and in no way overwhelming and stressful.

Hey did you live in the same place for 11+ years, you accumulate SO MUCH CRAP. JUST. SO MUCH.

I've been packing up my closet, and I have soooo many incredibly cool clothes in skinny-extra-tall sizes that I will never be able to wear again. My kidneys are so enlarged that my waist will never be that small. F in the chat for my favorite purple velvet pants.

Every life destroyed a universe and your brave men and women in uniform are stomping those universes underfoot so a corrupt reality tv president can get more bribes as the pistons stop firing in his brains and so his craven underlings can cash out on Polymarket. You’re all going to hell together.

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

On Tuesday I drank a canned coldbrew coffee drink that tasted approximately how a recently befouled public restroom smells, and I'm still thinking about how awful was

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

"small government"

Jess: "Look out if you go in the kitchen. It's muggy in there." .... ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

I've been trying to convince myself to start drawing again, so I was looking for fashion photoshoot images for general references and being disappointed when I realized I was being stupid. I shouldn't be using a general image search. I should be searching The Horny Website: Tumblr.

That feeling when you learn a significant amount of people interpret a character you like as exclusively cis/straight. Like. I can't genuinely say you're wrong, but also how dare you????

Semi-annual nephrologist appointment tomorrow and I'm anxious about it. First appointment with her since an infection almost took me out in November, so I'm anticipating Bad News about the state of my kidneys, and I'm not looking forward to it.

We have finished watching MHA and I think there was nowhere near enough on-screen drama about Kurogiri. Also, my predictive text now suggests the word "might" every time I type the word "all" SHUT UP THIS AIN'T ABOUT HIM DON'T LOOK AT ME

Boss, mid-rant about an ongoing issue we're fighting about with the Higher Ups: "-it's disrespectful! And I care about you! I care about you maybe even more because-" Me: "I know. I'm your favorite, because I'm an instigator."

I just told my boss in a meeting that perhaps she could have "A little bit arson. As a treat."

I was literally cutting onions in the kitchen, and had tears absolutely streaming down my face about it, and Jess walks in and looks at me, then nods knowingly and says "You thinking about Batman again?"

Zelda walked across my laptop, which is bad enough on its own, but she stepped on the copilot button 🙃🙃🙃 Please note I have already attempted to edit the registry to disable the copilot button, to no avail. About to just root the thing, but I fear the slop may be too integrated.

I wanna listen to music but i want Spotify to die in a fire. What do people even use for music these days? I'm so out of touch with the kids

Also we're moving some time in the next month so idk maybe all the stress is wrecking my proverbial shop. Who can say. It's a mystery

I have been on a chronic illness flare all week. Maybe two weeks? Loosing track. Also realized yesterday that I somehow left all my actual prescriptions out of my weekly pill box, and worry I may have done it last week, too, so maybe missed all my meds for over a week??? Doin' a struggle, y'all

National Weather Service: "Tornado Warning! Ping-pong Ball Sized Hail! Take Shelter!" Me, an idiot midwesterner: grabs a bottle of ranch dressing as snack and goes outside to look at it.

I'm gonna need whoever is bathing in perfume in the 4th floor bathroom at work to cut that shit completely out. I walked in and was gagging on it through my KN95, and then my mask reeked of it for the rest of the day. And judging by how congested I was all day, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M ALLERGIC TO IT.

I was just informed at a staff meeting that there will be a Free Lunch! And I can only go if I attend the university's GenAI training! Nice try, dickweeds. Your critical mistake is overestimating how much I want to be around other people. Of lesser importance are my prohibitive dietary restrictions