Kids watching magic school bus and Arnold is the only kid who has any sense of reality he's right why ARE they on these weird ass field trips

Man I just fucking hate the Internet in general lately

Haven't been to the gym since before my son was born. Finally back at it today

Drives me fucking crazy that Beacon logs me of the app every fucking day let me watch critical role without logging back in all the damn time

Winnipeg!!!!

instagram watching me turn read receipts on and off depending who's messaging me

Seattle Torrent clears by a mile

WHAT'S CLARK'S PROBLEM

It's gloomy Tuesday like this post if you are gloomy on Tuesday

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Watching ep 4 of campaign 4 finally #criticalrole

Shoulda gone to bed before the baseball game was over because now I'm just sitting here in silence alone on the couch

Another one #superbat

Game over and it's not even past my bedtime. Clinical

The announcer on this broadcast just said "boy this is ugly" about the Dodgers lmaoo I think it's worse than that

boutta publish a superbat fic sorry to be Like This

Fighting for my life at work rn

Unfortunately charmed by Shohei Ohtani

About to start watching critical role campaign 4, ep 4 pray for my mortal soul I hear it's a doozy

Daughter is doing acrobatics on the couch at 8:40pm and won't let me send her off to bed because "we're watching baseball"

George Springer has been hit by a ball twice since I started paying attention to baseball this postseason

It's comic con weekend and I am not costumed up sweating on a con floor. Not ok

not me typing the word dick and having it capitalize because of dc comics fanfic OOPS sorry dick grayson I'm not talking about u this time

Home run to tie it up in the world series gotta feel fucking good

Got the jays game on the radio at work 🤙🏻

not too cold for a crop top

Never thought I'd say this but scrolling the timelines has no allure to me these days

maybe it's because I'm not from there but literally who cares?? why are americans talking about this like it's this abhorrent thing? what am I missing like they could bulldoze canadian parliament and I wouldn't blink

My son literally never stops babbling and that's the only way you know he's my son because he sure as hell doesn't look like me

getting back into comic books lately if it wasnt obvious

married superbat is the best superbat

Making this account just a bit more anonymous for now since I can't lock it. Applied for a job 🤷🏻‍♀️

Drive two hours just to be told to put Vaseline or cortisone cream on my sons rash 👍🏻👍🏻

new york is the toronto of america

I have never in my LIFE been stressed about baseball and yet

woof

When that ball left the field I had both hands in the air like they could see me celebrate

If the Mariners take this one I'll be hopping on their bandwagon for a ride back to Seattle

My 4yo, jumping up and down on the couch: "go boys! go blue team!" This just in, baseball excitement has overridden her disdain for the male sex

blue jays fans I forgot to buy beer

My injured ear is ringing so aggressively I'm getting a migraine

Nurse practitioner said my ear was "a hot mess" and I might've burst the eardrum again 👍🏻

cannot settle on a profile pic over here nothing feels right about this appppp

honorary canadian now, regardless of tomorrow btw

It's a relief to know that whichever team gets through this series will flattened by shohei

Ear infection on a Sunday morning kill me

daughter just burst into tears explaining how her best friend at daycare doesn't want to marry her because she wants to marry one of the boys instead... baby you're four it's too early for this kind of crash out 😭

Hey #dndsky, I'm working on a 5e zine and would love to find my audience. I'm trying to make the game as accessible as possible and offer interesting options for players & DMs. Everyone who follows along will get free peeks at the zine before its published. Please share and follow to support.

Can I post about critical role on here are people talking about critical role on here

no Facebook I don't need your AI assistance to answer my friends drunk messages where the fuck is the fun in that