🐿️ I overheard a passenger’s kid tell his mom that he had no interest in going to college. He said the reason was because “the sun didn’t go to college.” I piped up and said, “yeah, because it’s already got a million degrees.”

You sat in Kiora's favorite sunbathing spot. Uh oh. Art fight attack on @tigresstush.bsky.social!

i saw this a while ago which kind of summed up whats going on when you're pursuing 4k nose hairs and shit

You asked for my dick measurements and I gave them, "biggest, barely fits" Oh, you want objective measurements? How novel~ Unfortunately impossible, since my endowments are bound by subjectivity, not the material world. Try not to hurt your pretty little mind too much thinking about it, darling~

So now the four of us have selected our own paths. And I am Uchiumi Eiko And thanks to @tuzzleton.bsky.social for the most... numerous and accurate portrayals of me over the years.

High speed, clicker trained puppygirl range day

"Wait, it was always a thicker-than-a-bowl-of-oatmeal anthropomorphic space vehicle dragon?"

AEIOU

A certified space girl~🚀

Abusing the pointilism brush to draw Sylphrena's weirs house. I'm not really sold on the design for the lighthouse, honestly... but its bot the idea. Basically Syl lives in heavily magically irradiated forest called the Bluewoods that goes dozens of miles.

Me: OK, finished the monthly pic. You can relax, work on some comms, or maybe some personal art. Me instead:

Marie doesn't know what she's supposed to be at this point

Hey folks, I need a little help getting through the end of the month. I'll be taking my regular quick-turn-around sketch and basic render commissions starting at $60 USD. Contact me for details, and thank you so much minidragon.art/commission-i... #commissionsopen

This is actually one of my favorite choices made in the last episode, along with Pomni saying she wish she had pried a little harder. As someone who has been Pomni in that situation, it's incredibly harrowing and oh so very real. And it never stops haunting you

Streaming more Deltarune Chapter 5! www.twitch.tv/tuzzleton

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 Learning is fun! ...When do you think she'll realize?

@behemous.bsky.social Explaining the technique of crushing planets to an eager audience

It was just a matter of time before she ended up in undies #furry #nsfw

Can't stop won't stop! #furry #macro

fixed lmao. I'm not making a new post for this.

Commission for @gau.bsky.social You can just smoke a wizard if you're cute enough. No one can stop you.

Choke! (2021) #PoorNeo #comic

the european rat is not used to these temperatures 😭 Did you know, canonically, Circe's form destabilizes if it gets too uncomfortably warm? it's true! I just made it up #nsfw #furryart #incest #teratophilia furaffinity.net/view/65430511/

correct. art: @cupsofjade.bsky.social

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! 💖

Reflection

You! Me! Big, beautiful egg! Now!

Will There Be Unicorns

Interesting final words.

“Hot bimbo on the couch, I wonder what she’s thinking about.”

Cordially inviting any and all creatures to sniff the FaeDragon's balls~

🐿️ Look, Syl isn’t the only wizard around here. I like to remind her of that from time to time. She’s good, don’t get me wrong, but I was never one of her apprentices, so I didn’t get thrown into the wolf pit. Besides, her coat compliments mine really well. Charming! 🎨 @theradtags.bsky.social

squishmallow panda!

It finally is live, the MILF Art Pack Vol. 1 - Curvaceous Canines! 10 pinups, fully colored, plus the cover of some of your fav canines, all MILFed and thicc as a bowl of oatmeal. Contains partial nudity and hyper $15 PLUS receipt gets you 10% off on a MILFify comm from me! payhip.com/b/9qpxH

For those of you seeking to be an apprentice, you may be asking yourself:

this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me

:3

🦈 I see that you know your judo well! #ForzaHorizon6

Boys in lingerie dresses. Like if you agree. Reblarg to fuck him nasty

It is very important that you see me both as a nuisance and an incredibly attractive dragon.

After the Tenebrous Times newspaper runs a story titled "Mina the Hollower - Or Mina the Thicc?" she gets a LOT more fanmail. Some of which is...not safe for the orphanage.

Fixed an end user's headphones at work today. Music to her ears.

Val Prime and the FaeDragon Monarch should make out sloppy style.

I bet I could be dunked in a pit of horrifying chemicals and retain my humanity. Ra's al Ghul is just a bitch.