Stupidest Eagles win in a long time.

Eagles have now won back to back NFC East titles 4 times. WSH has only done it twice, with one of them due to a strike-shortened season. NYG have only ever done it once, which is the same as the Cardinals. DAL has done it 11 times.

*Sigh* Guess someone has to change the “Days without an Eagles QB controversy in Philly” sign to 0.

Nick Sirianni is going to Press Taylor himself into Doug Pederson. A sentence only Philadelphia Eagles fans will understand.

@bowulf.bsky.social 15 starting defense players and giant flag?? You ok up there?

“Running QB” Jalen Hurts today: 19/23, 326 passing yards, 3 TD, perfect 158.3 passer rating, 5 20+ yd completions (37, 79, 28, 21, 26) -10 rushing yards, 1 Tush Push, 0 Tush Push TDs. #eagles

What a miserable 6 days in Philly sports fandom. Union winning the shield was the punch in the turd bowl.

The main reason some have used for this Eagles season not being 2023 again is “Fangio and the defense”…who just surrendered 5 TDs to the Giants and PS receivers.

Blasting Strahm’s walkout music for 3 minutes to hype up the crowd as he enters the game due to a pitching meltdown and the season slipping away is so tone deaf. Read the room, Phillies crew.

Seen this post-season before from the Phillies. Big bats go silent, bullpen implodes.

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social need it

Evermidnightgreen skeet:

You spit, you go to the locker room. Sixty minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame. And then you pay $57,000 and play in KC.

0 days until Eagles/Cowboys Dallas has 0 wins vs Tom Brady & Patrick Mahomes. The Philadelphia Eagles do not have 0 wins vs Brady or Mahomes.

1 day until Eagles/Cowboys 1 is also the number of total TDs Dallas scored vs Philly in 2024. Eagles scored 1 TD per quarter in those games.

2 days until Eagles/Cowboys 2 is also the number of playoff wins Dak Prescott has in his entire nine-year career, back to 2016. Jalen Hurts has averaged 2 playoff wins per year, since 2023.

3 days until Eagles/Cowboys 3 is also the number of playoff wins Dallas has in the last 15 years. Eagles won 3 playoff games in 15 days in January. (Then they won a 4th: SB59)

@jimmykempski.bsky.social did you use one of your monkey paw wishes?

what perfect album came out when you were 16?

Also, NFL training camps are a hot bed of dudes openly marveling at other dudes thighs.

Was at Eagles training camp today and can give you a scoop the “real” Philly beat reporters don’t want you to know: TE Cameron Latu took reps as a backup/emergency long snapper.

In honor of Ozzy, I will no longer laugh at the Patriots coming out of the tunnel to “Crazy Train” when rewatching the Philadelphia Eagles win SB52. (Still will crack up when Brady drops it)

Same goes for Cowboys fans that worship Aikman and his 1 passing TD per game (even in his prime) who played with 4 HoF’ers and a HoF coach. Sit this one out.

With this sudden shift in the definition of success, we might run out of ink printing up all those “Top 5 QB” banners NFL teams will be hanging in years to come.

Careful. An Eagles blocking back wearing #57 in Kelly Green and catching balls out of the backfield might resurrect Buddy Ryan.

Eagles have to drop 40 on Flamengo now. You say Beetlejuice 3x, he shows up. I don’t make the hex rules 🤷‍♂️

NFL owners about to file a complaint that he’s circumventing the charity donation cap.

Eagles Super Bowl rings delayed. My sources say the jeweler ran out of the diamonds needed to spell out “BTA” on each ring.

Couldn’t get rid of the Tush Push, so now going after the Cash Push. NFL is coming at the Eagles like they are trying to take down the T-1000.

Tush Push staying, after all the league campaigning and fan discourse, somehow feels like Philly fans and the Eagles won a third Super Bowl. The amount of annoyance empowerment this gives us is off the charts.

Eagles will play on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday this season. Need a Joe Webb-type reschedule to get a Tuesday game in there, too.

Me just now seeing Jordan Romero’s ERA of 10.50: “Huh, it’s that low?” Phillies bullpen, baby!

@sepinwall.bsky.social Did you bail on Mythic Quest? Curious if you watched the “Side Quest” spinoff eps. I thought they were great, especially “Pull List”

The eventual parallels between the Yankees new bats in MLB and the Eagles Tush Push in the NFL will be such a dangerous strange bedfellows situation between NY and Philly fans. The resulting unholy alliance will form a Voltron-like super villain the rest of the sports world can’t even fathom.

We got the entire Phillies experience in the first game. Very efficient!

After that post-season no-show, the Phillies using some shine from the Eagles to try and get fans stoked.

Eagles squeezing out every salary cap dollar they can find.

Short field should be the 10th position.

Carson Wentz had to watch his team get steam-rolled by his former team in the SB (Eagles, Philadelphia), then had KC jump on a QB that can’t currently pass a physical instead of bringing him back. Yikes.

Stone-cold killer behind that quiet demeanor 🫡

Weirdo Pats fans can turn their attention to Metcalf for a realistic possibility and put down the AJ Brown fan-fiction.

Amon-Ra St. Brown furiously recruiting Cortes to the Lions.

@treblaw.bsky.social Acho wants to know if this happened on your shift.

Slim pickings for my Philadelphia Eagles credit card reward redemption. A signed Kirk Cousins Super Bowl (??) mini helmet for what equates to $250 in points? There couldn’t possibly be a more useless item on Earth 🤣

“Eagles tush push is a rugby play, not football.” Current place kicking was a “soccer play.” Teams realized it improved FG% and adapted. Tush push is the same evolution of the QB sneak. Figure out how to use/stop it instead of crying it should be banned.

It’s week 22 of the 2049 regular season, and Jalen Hurts, Jr. is behind the NFL’s first woman all-pro, Wyatt Kelce, making the coach of the Amsterdam Red Deer whine and cry as the Philadelphia Eagles run the Tush Push for a TD in the 6th quarter of their 9am Wednesday game.

IN!