The Noid
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Calm, rational, happy Philly sports fan, and pathological liar.
Stupidest Eagles win in a long time.
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Eagles have now won back to back NFC East titles 4 times. WSH has only done it twice, with one of them due to a strike-shortened season. NYG have only ever done it once, which is the same as the Cardinals. DAL has done it 11 times.
9 days ago
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*Sigh* Guess someone has to change the “Days without an Eagles QB controversy in Philly” sign to 0.
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20 days ago
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Nick Sirianni is going to Press Taylor himself into Doug Pederson. A sentence only Philadelphia Eagles fans will understand.
about 1 month ago
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@bowulf.bsky.social
15 starting defense players and giant flag?? You ok up there?
about 1 month ago
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“Running QB” Jalen Hurts today: 19/23, 326 passing yards, 3 TD, perfect 158.3 passer rating, 5 20+ yd completions (37, 79, 28, 21, 26) -10 rushing yards, 1 Tush Push, 0 Tush Push TDs.
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2 months ago
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What a miserable 6 days in Philly sports fandom. Union winning the shield was the punch in the turd bowl.
3 months ago
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The main reason some have used for this Eagles season not being 2023 again is “Fangio and the defense”…who just surrendered 5 TDs to the Giants and PS receivers.
3 months ago
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Blasting Strahm’s walkout music for 3 minutes to hype up the crowd as he enters the game due to a pitching meltdown and the season slipping away is so tone deaf. Read the room, Phillies crew.
3 months ago
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Seen this post-season before from the Phillies. Big bats go silent, bullpen implodes.
3 months ago
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@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
need it
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3 months ago
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#flyeaglesfly
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4 months ago
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Evermidnightgreen skeet:
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4 months ago
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You spit, you go to the locker room. Sixty minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame. And then you pay $57,000 and play in KC.
4 months ago
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0 days until Eagles/Cowboys Dallas has 0 wins vs Tom Brady & Patrick Mahomes. The Philadelphia Eagles do not have 0 wins vs Brady or Mahomes.
4 months ago
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1 day until Eagles/Cowboys 1 is also the number of total TDs Dallas scored vs Philly in 2024. Eagles scored 1 TD per quarter in those games.
4 months ago
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2 days until Eagles/Cowboys 2 is also the number of playoff wins Dak Prescott has in his entire nine-year career, back to 2016. Jalen Hurts has averaged 2 playoff wins per year, since 2023.
4 months ago
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3 days until Eagles/Cowboys 3 is also the number of playoff wins Dallas has in the last 15 years. Eagles won 3 playoff games in 15 days in January. (Then they won a 4th: SB59)
4 months ago
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@jimmykempski.bsky.social
did you use one of your monkey paw wishes?
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5 months ago
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what perfect album came out when you were 16?
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5 months ago
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Also, NFL training camps are a hot bed of dudes openly marveling at other dudes thighs.
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5 months ago
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Was at Eagles training camp today and can give you a scoop the “real” Philly beat reporters don’t want you to know: TE Cameron Latu took reps as a backup/emergency long snapper.
5 months ago
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In honor of Ozzy, I will no longer laugh at the Patriots coming out of the tunnel to “Crazy Train” when rewatching the Philadelphia Eagles win SB52. (Still will crack up when Brady drops it)
5 months ago
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Same goes for Cowboys fans that worship Aikman and his 1 passing TD per game (even in his prime) who played with 4 HoF’ers and a HoF coach. Sit this one out.
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6 months ago
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With this sudden shift in the definition of success, we might run out of ink printing up all those “Top 5 QB” banners NFL teams will be hanging in years to come.
6 months ago
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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6 months ago
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Careful. An Eagles blocking back wearing #57 in Kelly Green and catching balls out of the backfield might resurrect Buddy Ryan.
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6 months ago
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Eagles have to drop 40 on Flamengo now. You say Beetlejuice 3x, he shows up. I don’t make the hex rules 🤷‍♂️
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7 months ago
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NFL owners about to file a complaint that he’s circumventing the charity donation cap.
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7 months ago
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Eagles Super Bowl rings delayed. My sources say the jeweler ran out of the diamonds needed to spell out “BTA” on each ring.
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Sources: Eagles Super Bowl ring ceremony postponed
The Eagles were initially scheduled to receive their rings on Friday.
https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/super-bowl-ring-ceremony-postponed-20250604.html
7 months ago
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@brian215.bsky.social
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7 months ago
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Couldn’t get rid of the Tush Push, so now going after the Cash Push. NFL is coming at the Eagles like they are trying to take down the T-1000.
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7 months ago
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Tush Push staying, after all the league campaigning and fan discourse, somehow feels like Philly fans and the Eagles won a third Super Bowl. The amount of annoyance empowerment this gives us is off the charts.
7 months ago
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Eagles will play on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday this season. Need a Joe Webb-type reschedule to get a Tuesday game in there, too.
8 months ago
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Me just now seeing Jordan Romero’s ERA of 10.50: “Huh, it’s that low?” Phillies bullpen, baby!
9 months ago
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@sepinwall.bsky.social
Did you bail on Mythic Quest? Curious if you watched the “Side Quest” spinoff eps. I thought they were great, especially “Pull List”
9 months ago
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The eventual parallels between the Yankees new bats in MLB and the Eagles Tush Push in the NFL will be such a dangerous strange bedfellows situation between NY and Philly fans. The resulting unholy alliance will form a Voltron-like super villain the rest of the sports world can’t even fathom.
9 months ago
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We got the entire Phillies experience in the first game. Very efficient!
9 months ago
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After that post-season no-show, the Phillies using some shine from the Eagles to try and get fans stoked.
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9 months ago
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Eagles squeezing out every salary cap dollar they can find.
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9 months ago
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Short field should be the 10th position.
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10 months ago
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Carson Wentz had to watch his team get steam-rolled by his former team in the SB (Eagles, Philadelphia), then had KC jump on a QB that can’t currently pass a physical instead of bringing him back. Yikes.
10 months ago
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Stone-cold killer behind that quiet demeanor 🫡
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10 months ago
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Weirdo Pats fans can turn their attention to Metcalf for a realistic possibility and put down the AJ Brown fan-fiction.
10 months ago
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Amon-Ra St. Brown furiously recruiting Cortes to the Lions.
10 months ago
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@treblaw.bsky.social
Acho wants to know if this happened on your shift.
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10 months ago
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Slim pickings for my Philadelphia Eagles credit card reward redemption. A signed Kirk Cousins Super Bowl (??) mini helmet for what equates to $250 in points? There couldn’t possibly be a more useless item on Earth 🤣
10 months ago
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“Eagles tush push is a rugby play, not football.” Current place kicking was a “soccer play.” Teams realized it improved FG% and adapted. Tush push is the same evolution of the QB sneak. Figure out how to use/stop it instead of crying it should be banned.
10 months ago
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It’s week 22 of the 2049 regular season, and Jalen Hurts, Jr. is behind the NFL’s first woman all-pro, Wyatt Kelce, making the coach of the Amsterdam Red Deer whine and cry as the Philadelphia Eagles run the Tush Push for a TD in the 6th quarter of their 9am Wednesday game.
10 months ago
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IN!
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10 months ago
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