I cannot wait for Friday! I get off at 2 and I’m spending the whole weekend snuggled up with my horror & treats.

I’m on a kick with watching cult classic horror that I’ve never seen. Prince of Darkness & Altered States are both so enjoyable!

Evil Queen @desireedecarlo.bsky.social

I’m absolutely obsessed with The Wicker Man (1973) after my first viewing last night. I don’t know HOW it took me this long!

resistance through art

Watched Wolf Man (2025) - Dull & forgettable

Far fetched theory: Vance used to openly disparage dear leader and is on record as a “never Trump guy”. It happens, Vance is now in charge. He gradually and strategically flips us back to the left, having played a complex long con. (Call it non-fan fic)

I saw Billy Idol & Joan Jett last night and it was super great. Both were born COOL and will remain so into the grave 🖤

I am living for Cardi B’s Civil Court Tok - the best comment I read was “it’s like putting Bugs Bunny on the stand” and like obviously that was meant as a compliment. Also the ✨wigs✨

If we’re doing all these wide leg and baggy pants I’m going to need way more brands to start offering petite length options.

I get to see Carrie at the drive-in tonight!

You’ll never convince me that cottage cheese is good

I laid my nearly 20 year old kitty to rest today. RIC Amelie

"I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened." -Cassandra Peterson

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Another day in USA: I go to pick up 2 Rx’s. $85.72 with my $400/month marketplace health insurance. Pharmacy tech removes insurance, uses GoodRx: $46.13

Me to the group chat: Everything is terrible we should all start being hornier

Friday night vibes: Made bolognese & lemon lavender martinis, watching Final Destination Bloodlines (it’s entertaining)

Current fave fruit combo is 🍓 🍉

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From 7/4 with @theracheless.bsky.social & my mans

@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social came over and we’re eating a dip buffet watching Hedwig

Boyfriend & I started watching Curb for the first time this summer. It’s become our shared comfort show and we call it “watching Larry”

Checked “Killer Joe” off my watch list. Full on exploitation sleaze 🍗 John Waters’ review: “The best Russ Meyer film of the decade—only it’s directed by an 80-year-old William Friedkin”

Last night we watched The Last Showgirl & Dirty Dancing. Valley Girl viewing for our last night on babecay 💗

“Patriotic Corpse Carriage”

“We live our life in the pool when we’re not at a restaurant or in bed” - Vagina Woolf - babecation thots

Happy 101st birthday to the Caesar salad 🇲🇽

Staying wet with Desiree @desireedecarlo.bsky.social

Friendly reminder that SPF needs to be reapplied *at least* every 2 hrs with sun exposure. I’m seeing a lot of fried skin lately.

“Pantyless at the Tavern: an Erotic Tale by Desiree De Carlo” (I’m having fun at my first Ren Faire)

Not “James Bean”!!

Watched 2 films this weekend that I loved - wildly different but lots of sex in both

Sincerely, Kali Uchis is such a gorgeous, soothing album

“Your legs are solid” “thanks I’ve been standing for years”

“French picks the spritzes” @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social Friday happy hour at Bocca with the Dolls

Titty 500 starts tomorrow! 🏁🏁🏁 3 nights of Indy’s Greatest Spectacle of Burlesque, 2 days of performance workshops! So proud of everyone for making this comeback so huge!

Just found out about Norway’s Påskekrim (Easter crime) tradition!

Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same is my favorite concert movie. What’s yours?

If today’s right wing media covered the crucifixion

I don’t think religious people are genuinely worried for my eternal soul when I say I don’t believe in hell. They’re subconsciously jealous of my ability to live freely and be a decent person without the threat of punishment. There’s nothing I’ve done that I need to ask forgiveness for.

I’m teaching my Heavy Duty Booty metal movement class again on Sun 5/18 at Nexxus - photo by @theracheless.bsky.social

15 years of White Rabbit Cabaret ✨🐇❤️‍🔥 it’s hard to put in words how much it means to me

“Kangaroos are beasts from hell” 💪

The vibes have been off today and not just in a Monday way.

Just insomnia-bought backups of 4 of my fave wigs/ponytails. These tariffs are not going to mess with my glamour game.

My fave Val Kilmer role was Jim Morrison

@theracheless.bsky.social nailed it again

Swan Lake tonight with Indy Ballet & the ISO 🦢 🩰

I’m obsessed with clips of DeNiro talking shit about DT