it's the Dexy's Midnight Runners effect @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social

" I wish to gush at the children" @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social

@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social shouting "WE LOVE TO SEE IIIIIIT!!!!" when Aragorn chops off the Uruk Hai's head will live in my brain rent free forever

Aragorn-stabs the cave troll with a spear Marta-"right in the boob!"

JILBO JAGGINS is the Cigarette Cove Bilbo Baggins?!?!?

Remember when that fucking giant squid destroyed the Door of Durin, A PRICELESS ANTIQUE?!? What a son of a bitch, no respect

Who wore the Hobbit shag better: me or Frodo?

If your friends don't squeal with pleasure when Aragorn takes his hood off the first time in Fellowship, get better friends 🤤

Fellowship of the Feast: a live tweet stream

You can tell when someone's never had a lap dance before. Like, bitch you are furniture. You paid to be furniture.

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

Life is all about the #Titty500 for me right now. I am diligently watching your video submissions and planning to perform at the fundraiser show next Saturday, Feb 1st!

The most unbelievable thing about shows set in LA is that they're always wearing jackets and sweaters and shit. Can I suspend my disbelief that the devil owns a nightclub and solves crimes? Sure. Do I think people in California wear long sleeves outside year round? No, that's where I draw the line.

“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

But like duh

What can men do against such reckless hate?

Hello and good morning. Our Uber driver is listening to a Christian Rock station and I can feel my insides boiling.