Americans will measure with anything but the metric system...

Me thinking I have a pretty good poker face. Also me whenever my boss is trying to be helpful by telling me how to do my job..

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

Caleb Williams could finish the year with 3,940 yards, 34 TDs and 8 INTs (current pace). Those numbers would've put him in the top 6 or 7 last year. Even better than the darling Jayden Daniels. We'll see at the end of the year but bears fans would be thrilled at that growth. I would.

I grilled @pablo.show on how he uncovers all of this weird shit www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

Bears fans watching Keenan Allen drop a pass that hit him in the hands

Telling a 4-year old that they're going to be a big sister is like transforming them into the herald of Galactus. Their sole mission in life is to scour the galaxy and tell every soul they meet of the impending doom.

ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg

Why wait?

Dad and I watched Tin Cup last night. Perfect Dad movie.

Wife: what do you want to do for Father's Day? Me: spend the day with you guys, of course. Meanwhile, my intrusive thoughts:

Love this idea. One 8-10 hour movie cut to hour long segments or "episodes" and release them on a weekly basis. It could work.

There is an easy solution for the flag football Olympics debate. One game winner take all, NFL players vs US flag football team. The winning team represents the US at the Olympics. Little giants style.

This is the sign I need to bet the house on the bears winning the super bowl

People from Chicago seeing the Pope news

Wrexham make history by becoming the first club to win three promotions in a row to go from non-League to the Championship.

My reaction to the new Fantastic Four trailer

Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription theonion.com/walton-...

Me watching Daredevil: Born Again

Hiring this man to be the GM of your franchise is unconscionable. The Oilers deserve to be cursed for eternity for having this lack of any kind of ethics.

My dog sidling up to me after I spent 3 hours cleaning the carpets that he got sick on...

Me after watching the new Fantastic Four teaser trailer

Snag, stab or grab?

He also knowingly covered up the sexual assault of Kyle Beach for a decade

Merry Christmas to all the toddler parents who had all the presents opened before coffee was consumed

Signing Mike McCarthy is the one thing that would get me stop being a Bears fan altogether

I still can't believe there are Bears fans online that don't even want to consider Ben Johnson because *checks notes* he wouldn't be bringing his o-line with him to Chicago. You don't think he would advocate for Poles to invest draft capital into the line? FOH

Virginia McCaskey to Ryan Poles this morning:

Dear NBC and Macy's...

Show me your pet and what they're named after: