With the baseball season in full swing, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs starting tonight, why not have a quick at something both sports have in common...an insatiable need to spit. open.substack.com/pub/andrewko...

Not great for the USA nor the world, but the people at SNL are over the moon.

Max is one smart guy. If you're interested in climate policy and the thrashing about of certain AB columnists, elderly NP hacks, and how non-petro solutions are slowly taking over, this article is for you.

Says it all, really. #abpoli

This political party. They don't have a working brain between them all.

TACO strikes again?

BC Conservatives choose Kerry-Lynne Findlay (contestant who leans farthest-right) as their new leader. This could actually work in David Eby's #BCNDP favour come election time in 2028 by NDP as palatable centrist/left & getting big projects done in next 2 yrs. islandsocialtrends.ca/kerry-lynne-...

Yes, because it was always about the money, wasn't it? nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Essay # 23 of the Chronic Pain Chronicles just posted. All about the knees. open.substack.com/pub/andrewko...

Many people get this wrong. How many snakes are in this photo?

Happy to see the Blue Jays win today. Now it's the Habs turn. On y va!

Essay # 23 of the Chronic Pain Chronicles just posted. All about the knees. open.substack.com/pub/andrewko...

Can you imagine any CDN elected official saying such a thing? Maybe an AB separatista who wants a white AB, but that's about it.

I feel a lot of compassion for these GOP people. If one of them fell to the ground and needed mouth to mouth resuscitation, I would do it without hesitation. But NY style. I would look at them and say: "get the fuck up, loser" My heart is full.

Sign up. He's a class A tool.

Martin Patriquin on CBC P & P last night. Paraphrasing: The Libs see themselves as a big tent party. Room for a total dingbat like Glaadu, but no room for Guilbeaut? He was way more respected in caucus than Glaadu will ever be.

Pick a Bond villain

Gourmet or gourmand, this might get your gastric juices flowing open.substack.com/pub/andrewko...

As this war stumbles to a close, it is clear that the president is lost: He didn’t know what he was doing when he began it, and now he doesn’t know how to get out of it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Well if it had to be anyone, it might have well been Ehlers.

This PInango guy might be a keeper, eh? #bluejays

“Should Alberta remain a province of Canada or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?” Yes? No? How the f**k does one answer this?

Those Habs. Holy guacamole.

Important column. We can’t look away from things like this. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/o...

I think this is going to be wonderful series, so my gratitude in advance. A friend of ours is a bank mgr, and he's interviewing for summer relief cashiers. He's seeing a generational line of demarcation between those who have handled real cash and those who have no idea what bills and coins are.

When you think you're a hammer, everyone is a nail.

And today BC Premier Eby referred to she who must not be named as the separatist Premier. This is the way.

Effing A

Buh bye.

Canadians aren't bending or breaking. If the new Gordie Howe Bridge to the US is dependent on us kissing the gangster ring in Washington, the message from Winsdor is clear. "Keep it closed" says the Windsor mayor. www.ctvnews.ca/windsor/arti...

Can this be overturned if the Dems form government? Asking for a few gazillion friends?

I am at a loss to think of a remake that was better than the original. This isn't a criticism, I just can't think of any. Anyone? Bueller?

Isn't there a hockey game on? #bluejays

Dark Chocolate or Milk? Helping a friend with an informal survey, so please weigh in. Thanks in advance

He'll fit right in then. No need for graft and corruption training.

HABS WIN HABS WIN HABS WIN

When I was a kid, today was Firecracker Day: open.substack.com/pub/andrewko...

My Musical Career: decades of futility in the key of fuggedabowdit andrewkoster.substack.com/p/my-musical...

Alberta separatists vow to appeal petition denial as soon as US State Department tells them how

Watch how these 2 superpowers talk about the Donbas. How can there be peace when the expectation is that Ukraine will cede territory?

1-Kubasa 2-Perogies 3-Holubchi 4-Rye Bread 5-Borscht 6-Slaw Rebchuk

My four foot seven grandmother would take this little pisher by his ear, the shot one lol, and give him a swift kick in the arse. America: be like baba.

One the best books I have ever read is by Graeber and Wengrow: "The Dawn of Everything". It's a weighty book, and goes into great detail in explaining the comments below.

Love to see how an independent Alberta will fare sans petro and drought conditions for cattle and agriculture due to petro-caused climate change. How are they going to manage economically? They ain't. Fools and morons.

The reason they are called 'options' is that the fee paid to hold a literary property for a finite period of time..2-3 years perhaps...is modest compared to the fee paid if the project is green-lit. Maybe 1 in 10 projects get green lit. Anyway, that's the CDN process in a nutshell.

Good start for the Jays. Down 3 before they pick up a bat. #blujays

could be worse.... gold....

A nothing burger 😁