"Okay, what the heck have I returned to? Why is there a bear walking around on two legs proclaiming some bullshit about despair??"

"That all fuckin' depends. You gonna be a bloody dipshit an' misgender me again? Don't think cuz we fucked each other that you're completely forgiven for walkin' out on our date. Nah, I'm still bitter about that."

// Makeup for the other day hahahahahah

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"I'm glad ya ain't judgin' me. For what I did. Ya know the funny part? I didn't even want to rule after my father... I just wanted him to acknowledge me!!"

"I tell ya my life, try to teach you somethin' and all ya gotta say is a ridiculous pun?" He began to chuckle.

Mordred leaned on Clarent, eyes hard but voice carrying that rough edge of regret he rarely let slip. "Save your bloody apologies," he muttered, jaw tight. "It was my own fuckin' fault Father skewered me clean through the chest. Choices. Consequences. End of story."》

Mordred motioned for Yang to sit, her usual bravado dimming, voice rough but unsteady. "Sit with me. We need to talk. You an' I… we're bloody similar," He muttered, avoiding Yang's gaze at first before forcing himself to look her in the eye. "When I see you, it's like I'm staring at myself...》

Mordred's glare was sharp enough to cut steel, voice low and tone dripping with venom. "Noted — and yeah, you're bloody right; I don't care, nor do I know you or your merry little band of heroes," He snapped, Clarent's blade digging into the ground with a sharp clang.》

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"That's difficult to explain... could say I'm a familiar with a body of how I looked in life constructed from Mana, summoned by a powerful mage to fight in a war against others like me and other mages to obtain the Holy Grail for the chance to make my and my Master's desires come true."

"That's like one of my previous masters then! He had a skull for his head... that was completely real, too. Except... accident with magic. So what happened to you? I mean, if you don't mind talkin' about it, that is, Toko?"

"Stop." Mordred climbed off the crates and walked towards Yang, his green eyes stern. "Ya wearin' yourself bloody thin, Yang. You need to get some sleep NOW. You keep on like this, and you'll render yourself useless to your sister, your girlfriend, and that rich brat."

"I'm Sir Mordred Pendragon, Knight. And he/him." Eyes narrowed at the plate of cookies, and Mordred took one. "Thanks."

"Shouldn't you be getting some sleep, blondie?" Perched on a crate was Mordred, a Heroic Spirit summoned to Remnant by his master. "Ya been in here all bloody day. You should get some rest... or you're gonna be fucking useless to both Atlas and Team RWBY in the battle against Salem."

"Alright, hi Tokiyami. I'm Mordred. Guess ya can call me Mo." He smiled. "So what's with the bird head? Is that a costume or what?"

"Amo, huh? I seen ya hang around my Master... she calls you her little sister."

"Hi, bird guy."

(@seiba.bsky.social) "Father, I got a question. Would Sir Kay be my uncle since he's your adoptive brother? I mean, I can call him Uncle, and it won't be weird, right?"

@stardustempress.bsky.social "I heard ya got a little sister now. Adopted or recently discovered biological? It doesn't really matter to me, I think it's good you're giving a young girl a family... I wish I had a brother or something... but nope. I just had Father, Mother, and Uncle Kay."

"OI, MATE!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY MALE TO YOU? HEROES OF JUSTICE DON'T GO AROUND CALLING MEN DEGENERATES!!!! MY FUCKING STEP-FATHER IS A BETTER HERO OF JUSTICE THAN YOU ARE!!! SO PISS OFF WITH ACCUSING PEOPLE!!!!"

"I'm less than impressed."

"Because 1: I'm not a woman. 2: Even if I was, you're not my type, and 3: You're a complete asshole."

Mordred's helmet hissed open, revealing a wild, toothy grin that didn't quite reach his green eyes. He swung Clarent up onto his shoulder with casual, dangerous ease. "I hate to break it to ya," he sneered, voice sharp with scorn, "but the only caveman around here is still you, you fuckin’ moron."

"Me. Myself. And I." Mordred’s voice dripped with mockery, a sharp smirk curling beneath the visor of his helm. "I highly doubt that, mate. What's the matter — has your fucking testosterone-soaked, plebeian caveman brain never laid eyes on a proper bloody knight before?"

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"And you got me along for the ride! Let's do our best, Kara!"

"Geez, I can smell the bloody testosterone leakin' off ya along with arrogance and pride. Fucking hell, it stinks."

"Umm?" A raised eyebrow at the teenage girl. "Okay, first off, I'm not a girl. I'm a guy." If this was someone over 18, Mordred would threaten her, but she isn't, so he'd just correct her. "Secondly; who are you? We don't know one another and thirdly, I guess so!"

Greetings, people of Midgard! Tis a fine day indeed, for the Mighty Thor has come! Come! Tell me the cause of your woes, and they shall feel Mjolnir's wrath!

"Yeah? You and every other fucker out there, Goldilocks. It is not disappointing my father that I'm on about. I'm the bloody knight of treachery. The bloody fucking kingslayer!!!"

He shook his head. "You don't get it. My rebellion was never about the throne.... if was about wanting to be noticed, the acknowledgement by my father..."

"I'd ask him for forgiveness for my past..."

"I was created by a witch, with the DNA of her sister, so I'm a clone of my father. I am the embodiment of my mother's Wrath and Greed and my father's Pride and Envy."

"Ah, I wondered when you'd find me, Greed. I met your sister and your brother, Lust and Envy. By kid, you meant Fullmetal, right? Sure, we fought a little, but that little squirt wizened up in the end. Realised that I wasn't the enemy despite being a homunculus. I wouldn't worry about it too much."

Temporary Pin. A parody account of gender-bend Archer from fate stay night. writer is rain!

// Oh, thank you, o'mighty Trump, for solving that mystery about how I was born Autistic!! I'm gonna BRB. I'm gonna cure myself of the worst disease known to humankind: A U T I S M!!!! DISCLAIMER: This is a joke on Trump's ridiculous & false claims that Tylenol/Paracetamol is the cause of Autism!》

// Oh, thank you, o'mighty Trump, for solving that mystery about how I was born Autistic!! I'm gonna BRB. I'm gonna cure myself of the worst disease known to humankind: A U T I S M!!!! DISCLAIMER: This is a joke on Trump's ridiculous & false claims that Tylenol/Paracetamol is the cause of Autism!》

"Heard of him? Hahaah! Me an' ol' Vlad crossed blades in the last Holy Grail War! So yeah, we were acquainted. I'm Sir Mordred Pendragon of Camelot. More commonly known as the Knight of Londonium or the treacherous Knight."

"Was my duty to keep Camelot safe... way before I orchestrated it's fall.... and those vampires were threatening the lives of the civilian workforce. I'm surprised ya showed no reaction to someone like me walkin' around."

"Oh, I see what you're bloody up to. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.... very damn wise move. Ya know, I was never fucking keen on vampires... but you're okay, miss. Even if I did slaughter a couple thousand a thousand years ago."

@rosemagus.bsky.social "Yo, Merls. Been a long fuckin' time."

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"Lemme guess?? You've never tried it with a Heroic Spirit, so you don't actually know....