ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...

elysia 🩷 making some future muse layouts rn, feel free to drop recommendations if you want to see me write any specific characters 👺

“ haha, yay .ᐟ ” 👺 he sounds so excited about it . what a goof . 💀🙏 “ i don't know what you're talking about . i'm amazing . ” 🙄

“ okay, okay . how abouuut, if we see that stupid annoying ugly coworker of yours, i make him cry and run away in terror .ᐟ is that fine .ᐣ ” 👹 💀 . “ you're just saying that . everyone loves my company . ” 😤

“ i'll insult some random kid on the street . that isn't TOO out of line, is it .ᐣ ” shredder .... 💀 “ um, i mean i don't know . duh . ” 👹

NO 👹

[ he's trying to make himself look mad . 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 fun little fact . in an earlier build of shredder's revenge, tiffany and bebop could be seen flirting ( the final had vernon nervously filming bebop instead, while tiffany runs out of the building at the beginning of the level ) 😭

NO . no meowing . i prohibit it . 👹

“ now, i couldn't possibly promise THAT . i have to do a tiny bit of evil .ᐟ ” 👺 😭 . “ ... that, i ── um, don't know . ” 👹 💀🙏 .

“ gladly .ᐟ ” 👺 he flicks his helmet proudly . 😭 “ fine, i'll keep the evil criminaI stuff to a minimum . oh, and a fake name is no problem ── i have many . hmmm ... does eric sacks suit your fancy .ᐣ ” 👹

stop that . 👺

i do not listen to YOU . 👺

“ you say that as if it would be difficult for me .ᐟ you should see my closet . ” 💀🙏 .

“ yes, i really do NOT need to answer that . do you realize how awful those two are to hang out with ── they stink . in both ways . ” 💀🙏 . “ ummm ... because .ᐟ i never get to hang out with normal people, just other evil villains .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡

“ um, YEAH . because i'm AWESOME that way . i might be evil, but i still like to have fun TOO . ” 😡 he huffs VERY loudly . 😭 “ is that so .ᐣ oh, you'll get your story ── and it better be the one of the year .ᐟ i mean, it's about ME, after all . ” 👺

elysia 🩷 shredder : those wretched reptiles are probably plotting on ways to sneak into the technodrome and send us back to dimension x right now 😡 the wretched reptiles in question :

vernon is the embodiment of ... whatever the worst and most cowardly thing in the world is . 💀 “ perhaps there IS no trap . have you thought about that ── ” 👺 😭 ..

elysia 🩷 GROWLS BACK WHATT HE FUCJ

elysia 🩷 got the channel 6 4 pack, the box the guy shipped it in was HUGE lmao 😭😭😭

not in a million years . he couldn't spend time with the human version of a chicken . 👺 ... actually, that's an insult to the chickens . worm .ᐣ no, that's an insult to them too . 💀 “ aww, boo . as you said, that's what happens when you're close to four ninja turtles .ᐟ haha . ” 👺 😭 ...

no . 🤬

elysia 🩷 BITES YOU

elysia 🩷 WHAT NO 👺👺👺

“ tsk ── cheap things, sure .ᐟ if you want the REAL ninja deal, you need to try hanging out with someone like me . ” 😤✨️ he grabs the other end of the pipe and tugs on it . 💀

elysia 🩷 i have like an hour and 43 mins to get this assignment done pray for me 💀

elysia 🩷 GHRGRGRGRHRHHRGH

“ OOF ── ” he falls to the ground ── it doesn't take him long to push himself up and shake a fist at her, though . 💀 “ you're quicker than i thought, blast it .ᐟ ” 👺

elysia 🩷 GRHHRVRH4GRGGRGRHR

“ sure, if you can keep up . ” 👺 he LUNGES at her . 😭

... go clean bebop and rocksteady's room since you want to have the same humor as them ── 👺

elysia 🩷 GGRGRGRGRGHRHRHRVRVBRBR

he starts laughing . 💀 “ i knew you couldn't possibly turn it down . ” 👺

elysia 🩷 HRHRHRHRGRHRGFGGGGFGRGRGG4H

“ ah, ah ── ” shredder quickly snatches the turtlecom . 😭 “ the turtles make everything so boring .ᐟ why don't you deal with me this time .ᐣ ” 👺

elysia 🩷 big ass robot 😭

elysia 🩷 BARKS BACK 😡😡

he flicks his helmet . 😭 “ why don't you guess .ᐣ don't worry, i'm sure the answer is EXTREMELY obvious .ᐟ ”

elysia 🩷 WHAT THE FUCJ 😡

elysia 🩷 GROWLS SUPER EVILLY

shredder turns BACK around and tries to grab her by the shoulder again . 😭🙏

he quickly TURNS his back to her to make himself seem innocent . 💀

elysia 🩷 it's an unforgivable crime . 👺👺👺 / evil

he starts trying to quietly shoo him away . 😭

elysia 🩷 so rude / evil 👺

elysia 🩷 WHAT 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺 growls

he starts shaking his head no like crazy . 😭🙏

YES . you do not tell the great and powerful shredder what to do 🤬