6/6 double yokers in this box of eggs. It’s a miracle!

Two more double yokers. 4/6 now.

When you aggregate the comments of various Reform UK candidates, you find they: Hate the NHS Hate immigrants Hate Black people Hate Brown people Hate Muslims Hate Jews Hate women Hate students Hate LGTBQ people Hate the unemployed Hate disabled people Hate everyone ... But claim to love the country.

Two double-yoke eggs today. You wait for ages for a double-yoker then two come at once.

I’m not usually a great fan of tap rooms. Fortunately, I’m only 5 mins from the Donzoko one. The giant red curtain does a good job of deadening the sound. Horrible sound is what puts me off most taprooms.

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This Proper Job is so hellishly bitter I can’t finish it. Surely something has gone wrong.

Right, that’s it, enough is enough. I am banning “journey” used to mean “experience”.

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Why do I always get advertising for wide-fitting footwear? I never see advertising for narrow-fitting, and narrow fitting is what I need. Algorithms never pick up on my searches for narrow fitting.

Proper Job (tinned) seems extra bitter at the moment. I’m struggling to drink it.

“Friendly reminder” contributes nothing to this message other than suggesting the author is very angry.

If I was UAE and Oman I would be digging a canal across that peninsula that points into the Strait of Hormuz.

Wind & solar are currently producing 65% of Britain's electricity. Meanwhile, renewables now offer 30,000 more UK jobs than oil and gas. Meanwhile, we're in a climate emergency. Meanwhile, we're in a fossil fuel supply crisis. Meanwhile, the Tories and Reform want to scrap Net Zero. grid.iamkate.com

Reminds me of the woman i heard a few months ago saying “customer interface relationship journey webinar” www.theguardian.com/business/202...

The genius of VIZ.

Egg & chips for me tea. Bliss.

I ordered a beer described as “pale ale”. It was dire. It tasted of grapefruit pith and possessed no redeeming features. These beers shall henceforth be known as “peel ale”.

Did Lammy say "RAF Tycoons" on Today prog?

Badenoch relying on ad hominems. #pmqs

Authoritarian

The Tories lost their deposit!

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Crowns, gold coaches, ermine, swords, medals, garters, Westminster Abbey, fly-pasts. Of course he’s bloody entitled! We shouldn’t be having a go at him for it, we should be having a go at ourselves for putting up with this shite.

My brother @stevepickthall.bsky.social has pointed out that Andrew Manhattan-Windsor is being described as “entitled”. Of course he was! He was literally titled “Duke if York” and “Prince” all sorts of other title shite.

I hope the custody sergeant gets to say “prints, Andrew”.

The ad for Lottery that runs on @lbc.co.uk that conjures up an image of "your own private island" has unfortunate connotations.

Kids from my school, Parkview Comprehensive, never got this kind of opportunity.

Farage failing to boycott the BBC on R4Today atm.

I’ve just finished “Lord of the Flies” on IPlayer. It’s truly great. And as allegory for how fascism works, timely.

It's bloody raining AGAIN. I am fed up with this winter.

Keunnsberg fluffing Farage on BBC2. Fuck right off. The BBC is fucked.

I hear Farage is in Newcastle this afternoon.

I got a GP appointment in 40mins as I have a chest infection, prescription for antibiotics, sent for an x-ray, no appointment necessary, 0 mins waiting time. All done in 2 hours with travel time. I'll fight anyone who denigrates the #nhs (when my chest infection has gone).

NEW: Our investigation for @thenerve_news reveals not only that Peter Thiel’s Palantir is completely enmeshed in our critical national infrastructure. It’s also the ‘cloud support’ for our nuclear weapons system 🤯 1/ www.thenerve.news/p/palantir-t...

A boost for Reform, or for the Tories: discuss.

A girl opposite me on this train is solving her Rubik Cube against the clock over and over again. The clattering noise is driving me crackers.

Looking at some more stuff on narcissistic personality disorder. You only have to score 5 out of 9 to be diagnosed, so 9/9 looks pretty solid. www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-moo...

Hypocrisy is invisible to authoritarians.

A foretaste of the Trumpian bullshit that would occur should Farage ever gain power.

Hypocrisy is invisible to authoritarians. Read Prof Bob Altemeyer.

Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45

Just so you know, the just-launched document Restoring the British Pub comes from a far-right anti-migrant organisation called Restore Britain which was founded by former Reform MP Rupert Lowe and includes Elon Musk among its primary supporters www.beerguild.co.uk/news/restore...

China and Russia will be thinking “if he can do it, we can do it”. Farage is an idiot.

I dislike Azuma trains. The seats were designed by a sadist. There’s a hard ridge under your arse @lner.co.uk