Poll Time!

. Lock him up ! 💠 👊 💠

What. A fucking. Joke. “could…” sure, dude. time.com/article/2026...

How accurate…

What if we focused on the fact that the sitting president is a pedophile rapist? Uhhh, but talking about the rain for this stupid shit is cute, though? #PedophileTrump www.usatoday.com/story/news/2...

Hey what do you know?! Trump is celebrating pride month. Didn't see that coming.

As Donald Trump's time in office ticks away, his excuses for these vanity projects and self-enrichment schemes are running thin. Americans have had enough. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd9AoUA0Y_4

Owning the libs, literally is coming at a cost. Hope it was worth it, MAGA. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA inews.co.uk/news/world/t...

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein https://theonion.com/tearful-trump-claims-he-was-sex-trafficked-by-epstein/

If it’s catching up to him why isn’t he rotting in federal prison? I feel like I’ve been reading this headline for a decade now. I just don’t understand how there isn’t anyone in the federal government that has the spine to stop this piece of shit. www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-sta...

Thomas Massie isn't going quietly: “Today is the six-month anniversary of the Epstein Transparency Act. We’ve taken out two dozen CEOs, an ambassador, a prince, a prime minister, a minister of culture, that was just six months. I’ve got seven months left in Congress.” (The US gets little credit.)

CHARLES BOOKER, LFG!!!!!! 💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

This is incredible.

Ugh. So fucking delusional.

I’ll believe it when I see it. If this happens though, put his ass in prison as well!! #FuckTrump www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...

I want one… #FuckICE #FuckTrump

EPSTEIN FILES NOW

Yeah, pedophile rapist trump, and company are scared shitless. The projection is quite strong, I see! #NoKings #FuckTrump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles www.ms.now/the-weekend/...

WAR!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Trump is about 30 minutes away from where I live in Cincinnati, and I can smell his shit soaked diaper from 5 miles away. #Cincinnati #FuckTrump

Why does it always seem that Trump, and his dipshit cabinet members go into hiding? Why do these corrupt criminals need to hide, I wonder? Also, PAM BONDI IS NOT A FUCKING VICTIM. newrepublic.com/post/207610/...

And then arrest trump because he’s a pedophile rapist. #PedoTrump thehill.com/opinion/whit...

Can’t wait for her to lie under oath and be totally respectful. She is the worst. #FuckTrump #FuckBondi www.cnbc.com/2026/03/04/e...

What’s the emergency? Trump needing billionaires to rig the election again? The emergency is he knows he’s fucked unless the GOP can find a way to cheat. #FuckTrump www.salon.com/2026/03/01/t...

www.alternet.org/worst-trump-... The list is a mile long.

And people are still saying this pedophile rapist is doing “great” things. Are we great yet? #FuckTrump #PedoTrump www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-intervie...

Being Anti-Trump just seems to me that you’re anti-fascist, anti-pedophile, but pro-America? And that’s dangerous? inews.co.uk/news/world/a...

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Well, Trump is a fellow pedophile rapist as well. So, yeah, he knew. #PedoTrump inews.co.uk/news/world/n...

Wait. I thought cult MAGA was all about “fuck your feelings”? #Idiots www.wsj.com/us-news/bad-...

This man is the dumbest fucking idiot on the planet. #PedoTrump www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Dipshits. Gullible idiots. You *absolutely* signed up for this. Holy shit. #FuckTrump #FuckICE #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles www.thedailybeast.com/regretful-yo...

I wish I was this clever 😂 #FuckICE #FuckTrump

Nah. He’s been saying that since 2024. This is the bullshit he’s been spewing and people still voted for it. Also, don’t let this distract you that this douchebag is a pedophile rapist. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles newrepublic.com/post/205508/...

This pedophile rapist is doing *anything* to distract us from the fact that he’s a pedophile rapist. Fucking loser. Pedophile. Rapist. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Yeah. That seems about right.

What MURDER*, specifically? Also, we should add pedophilia, rape, and bribes. What else am I missing? #FuckTrump www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/

Man. Thank god it was just a warning and not an actual impeachment and removal of office. This 10th thousandth warning must really scare the shit out of him. #FuckTrump www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

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We can call this the Epstein War

So basically he got his 51st state, but it wasn't Canada it was Venezuela

Illegal and unwise, so Trump’s typical MO, I see. #FuckTrump www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/o...

Three days into the new year we’re already going to war. Fuck Trump, and anyone who voted for him. old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/...

Yes. I think the pedophile rapist should fucking quit. www.thedailybeast.com/president-do...