If a phalanx of shirtless shitheads starts showing up at every baseball game, I’ll never fucking go again.

Marcell Ozuna is a piece of shit human being, and he sucks at baseball.

When he was still playing, I saw a lot of Detroit games in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, and would always crack up my friends mocking Don Kelly as a clueless shit for brains. Like Gil on The Simpsons... even did the voice: “Aw geez, anybody got a helmet ol‘ Don could borrow?” I may have been too kind.

All this is true & people need to accept it

This is such a stupid, tired complaint. Anybody with half a brain can figure out how to watch every game on every platform and still probably spend less than one month's cable bill. Forgot to cancel a sub and got charged? Fuck you. There's a phone in your hand, grow up and set a reminder.

Maybe it means I’m a bad person, but I don’t give a rat’s red ass about JJ Weatherholt and I’m sick of hearing about him.

I say this, fully knowing I will likely regret it at some point in the not too distant future: I am ready for some Pirates BlueSky.

CLEAR THE DECK.

On the Peacock broadcast John Kruk just said “I’ll tell you what, the 90s were a blur. A very ugly blur.“ and they’re just gonna go to commercial and leave it there?

The fact that they’ve got Farmer Billy Marblemouth from Bugfuck, VA trotting out MAGA greatest hits like “Illegals” and “Trans Panic” during every single commercial break makes me think they know they’re gonna get absolutely PASTED in the special election. Tuesday can’t come soon enough.

It sucks, because I (and more importantly my kids) have to live here too, but this stupid, ignorant, pathetic, ridiculous and laughable excuse for a country deserves every single bad thing that happens to it and more.

" Demanding a Trump resignation is the right thing to do, and it’s an easy thing to do. It requires no procedures, no legislative battles. It just requires stating the truth—that Trump should resign because he is an evil, cruel man who hates the Constitution."

Fun times in the nosebleeds!

Make sure to cancel all those Black Friday specials on streaming services! Just cancelled Peacock (Olympics are over), YouTube Premium (free trial ended/$13/mo. about to kick in) & Kindle Unlimited (likewise). Gotta hit these tech fucks in the wallet, it's the only thing they understand!

Tom Wilson only drinks pee from the Urine region of France.

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

The degree to which "America" is a bill of goods sold to us by people have never believed a single goddamn word they've said about it has frankly astonished me. I figured at least some would be high off their own supply but nope, it's all red-white-and-blue bunting over Epstein Island to them

Steve Scalise didn’t die on that baseball field, but anything within him that could be described as “decent” sure as fuck did.

Steelers wait until it's actively GHOULISH for anyone to care to announce their worst coaching hire since Mike Nixon.

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

I got this at the Dillon Cove marina in Parry Sound, Ontario in probably 1983? Found it when I was cleaning out my parents' house last year. Go #BlueJays, go Canada.

Go Jays. I will always root for Canada over the US in anything.

"Bucking tradition". NPR, as usual, bringing a limp dick to a gunfight.

A common yellowthroat poses in the morning sunlight. 🪶📷

Our country has been taken over by the most vile and disgusting subset of the population, and those who always swore they’d fight such a thing have proven to be gutless collaborators. What’s to celebrate?

@cbsmornings.bsky.social A Verizon-sponsored segment hyping their new upgrades, disguised (other than a short blurb at the beginning) as news? What a monstrous decision. You guys really oughta be ashamed.

I’d love to say I enjoy these Paul Skenes outings, all the amazing stats, but it all just fills me with sadness. It’s all so pointless. This team and system is so devoid of offensive talent, so purposefully mismanaged at every level… Nothing Paul Skenes does in Pittsburgh will ever matter.

Practice seeing the Trump supporters in your life the way Trump supporters see undocumented immigrants. Invasive, subhuman, nothing to contribute… Possibly, and most likely, criminals. The country would be a better place without them.

It takes a lot to out-shitty the Pirates normal TV broadcast team, but these Apple TV chodes are just about as bad I’ve ever heard. BTW, not every national Pirates broadcast has to talk about 1990-92. Fucking Christ.

What a desperate dog dick this loser is. I used SM for a decade & spent 1000s of $, but I criticized the owner on social media so deleted my entire account. Still burning through the last of my stock, but you have my word that if you order a sticker from me, this asshole had nothing to do with it.

This is me in exactly one week.

I’ve met and know trans people. I’ve seen the positive effects on their lives from being able to live in an authentic way. What I HAVEN’T seen is a superpowered man who lives in the sky & has opinions on how He wants us to live. I mean, if we’re talking about stuff that’s difficult to believe in…

40 years ago, a man named John Bassett wrote Donald Trump the world's greatest letter. We should all channel John Bassett's energy, wisdom. A Truth OC post: www.thetruthoc.com/p/we-can-all...

Major Opening Day bedshitting going on over here on all of MLB‘s apps and services. No TV, no radio, no nothing. Just the Big Inning. #MLB #OpeningDay

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Working on a post about Matt Taibbi and Glenn Greenwald. Is it "dildos" or "dildoes"?

If I’m being honest, I’ve kind of always hated Mr. Blue Sky.