BLUESKY LOOK AT OUR CAT HER NAME IS PHILOPIAN TUBE (phil for short)

the real me back at it again

everyone im back

i like when dan is just a silly little guy

guys i don't even gaf haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay Google why do I randomly get sad for no reason sometimes

dan and phil are my favourite lesbians

Being in a relationship is fucked up bc it has me fantasizing about boring everyday tasks, why am I day dreaming about going grocery shopping with her

None these thoughts are in the Bible

Bazongas

Wish I was looking at boobs rn 😕

I love talking about boobs theyre so silly

God I love her so fucking much

dana nd phil 2009

being a monkey would be so embarrassing like why haven't you evolved yet 😭

I love zoe so much I wish she could be girlfriend twice at the same time

Don't talk to me 😒

I really like that zoe calls me lexi and it feels really special and I'm so genuinely considering going by Alexis for everyone else 🤔🤔

I always know zoe will have my back and that is truly such an amazing feeling that I will everyone lived with

Thinking gay thoughts about my girlfriend today (everyday)

My favorite part of going to sleep is saying goodnight to zoe :3

ZOLEXI DAY PART 4 HAPPENING SO SOON

Me when my girlfriend: 😁🥰😘😍🤪🙏🏻💞🌹🥺🥳🤭🥹💝😼🩷🫶🏻💛😇

I love zoe so much and I will never get tired of telling her that 💛💛

I feel like an animal in heat

My smoothie kind of sucks, the one I had a few days ago was better and now im sad again

guys like i'm actually starting to wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want is to be with someone :/

and boob 😌

I hate having anxiety, I just asked zoe if I could be her nepotism girlfriend and immediately got scared she wanted to break up with me as if she didn't just retweet a post saying "oomf is my girlfriend" girl take a BREATH

Hate seeing oomfs start dating each other, you will never be us 🙄

I literally cannot stop thinking about this specific picture of zoe, and like I'm starting to feel bad about how much I'm thinking about it, i want it tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

Can't say this too loud in case zoe here's but this ranch is so fucking good right now

Guys I can't keep talking about how funny zoe is because 1) she constantly disagrees and 2) she says it's just bc I'm gay and everyone thinks I'm just talking but she is so naturally funny and it's not fair!!! She regularly has me laughing!!!!!

Starting to feel like letting zoe sleep in my bed was actually a really selfish decision on my part, and it's one id make again in a heartbeat

I wish zoe was here

I am genuinely in awe over how beautiful my girlfriend is, you guys will never understand

Guys I feel SICK right now

this image is kinda dan and phil-coded if you think about it

And if i said I cried a little bit at dinner thinking about seeing zoe tomorrow what would you do? 🤨

speaking my truth

I was supposed to meet with my group partners to talk about the project we have due in three days and neither of them are responding to my texts 😅😅

This week is going to fucking suck, I have two exams and a project due this week and all I'm gonna be thinking about is the shenanigans Zoe and I will be getting up to

I love zoe chaosdnp

Messaging Zoe while she's asleep so she gets to wake up to all the random shit I decided was important 😁😁

Feeling so gay today but I haven't had a gay outlet, I NEED to watch dnp

You know me as the rizzler I'm the panther dressed in black

I need more lesbian music about being happy and in love, all of the songs i listen to are about being in love with straight/uninterested girls and breakups and like those are good songs but they don't fit the vibe anymore, I only have like 3 or 4 that are happy 😭😭

How painfully relevant

// NSFW (kinda) I need to get this off my chest before I explode and I'm sorry for being so annoying about this but I am experiencing levels of horny that should be illegal, it's so fucked up, everyone i talked to warned me birth control would have the OPPOSITE effect