Salesforce trying to give me a heart attack on a Wednesday

Certification maintenance ✅ #trailhead #salesforce trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear...

RIP Salesforce Optimizer! I actually met with someone like 3 years ago who was still on Classic. That’s wild to me 😅 help.salesforce.com/s/articleVie...

What a cool project!

This should help the general confusion around what Salesforce actually“does”… Great brand promotion! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

I think I would hurl myself out the conference room window as the “Mr. Beast + Salesforce” slide went up tbh

These Salesforce retirement announcements used to sit in my inbox stressing me out. So I’m really enjoying actually reading them and thinking through their impacts for a change. www.oniic.io/blog/what-sa...

Want some delicious schadenfreude? www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

🚨 New feature alert! #RecordWatch's new 'View Source' data feature includes visibility into the experience a user accessed a record from, whether it was the Salesforce Mobile App or desktop, along with the browser used. Learn more in the feature release blog: bit.ly/4a34jFr

If you’ve wanted to try some Agentforce agents in the wild: www.salesforceben.com/are-agentfor...

“The C-level is not going out and saying, ‘Yes, use AI, but it has to be high quality.’ I don’t think people are seeing that. I don’t think we are enforcing it today.” www.forbes.com/sites/ceo/20...

I’ve been using Salesforce’s Weekly Export Service every Friday for like 8 years. Recently I’ve been getting an error if I try to download more than one file at once, making an already cumbersome tool basically unusable…

New to generative AI or need a refresher? Trailhead’s got you covered with prompt fundamentals! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear...

Salesforce quick tip: Instead of refreshing an entire dashboard, use the new custom dashboard refresh controls to update individual widgets for faster insights.

No one’s stopping you from logging into Salesforce as your executives and “favoriting” important reports and dashboards as them. “Where’s that report?” Check your favorites!

“But what the conference didn’t address were weaknesses exposed by the recent spate of Salesforce-related breaches that affected more than 700 companies and nearly 1.5 billion records, inspiring 70-plus lawsuits.” www.csoonline.com/article/4076...

Number three, 100%! A consultant who starts giving advice before even looking at your systems is probably a snake oil salesman: www.revopscoop.com/post/revops-...

Want to receive all apex and flow error alerts? In Setup > Process Automation Settings set “Send Process or Flow Error Email to” to “Apex Exception Email Recipients”. Then add your email under Setup > Apex Exception Email. You’ll now get an email every time any apex class/trigger or flow fails!

Salesforce is betting that orgs will adopt AI through their existing Salesforce infrastructure rather than building from scratch with AI-native competitors. It’s a smart bet given their install base but how will they transition an ecosystem of 6,000+ apps and 5M+ developers to embrace AI agents?

Well this is a horrifying sentence: “government will be the largest users of agentic technologies of any industry,” predicted one Salesforce exec. www.nextgov.com/artificial-i...

Has anyone signed up for the Setup Powered by Agentforce pilot? admin.salesforce.com/blog/2025/in...

So are we all gonna actually say “Agentforce Sales” instead of Sales Cloud now or nah? www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-r...

When’s the last time you ran a 30-minute scorecard sync to align KPIs and SLAs across teams? martech.org/youre-paying...

I spent hours trying to get a Google AppScript to send me a personalized newsletter and had to use Gemini and hoo boy was it terrible at correctly linking to content.

Setting up a spam filter for “Agentic Enterprise”

For any admins out there, please upvote this idea on the IdeaExchange to encourage Salesforce to say NO to ICE contracts: ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...

Great day to feel shitty about being involved with Salesforce in any way, shape, or form. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet? Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so... Boss: What's the point of Copilot then? Me: Exactly.

Webinars that require a business email... I don't have a business email that isn't a Gmail account because I am unemployed. 🥲 Y u no let me learn just because I can't be in your sales funnel.

It’s a holiday weekend, so I won’t be looking into this, but this is so embarrassing for Salesloft 😬

Dreamforce, I need you to calm down.

Where are the AI apps? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B6Jbf2/

I think I’m going to sign up for my Marketing Cloud Account Engagement Specialist certification. Honestly I’m not sure why I’ve shunned marketing operations for so long, marketers are way more fun than sales.

Excited to be launching our partner referral program! Are you a Salesforce consultant looking to add a valuable tool to your consulting toolkit, support your clients in driving adoption and maintaining compliance, and getting rewarded for referrals!? Check it out: www.oniic.io/referral-par...

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

I see support now defaults to Agentforce. Went great. Me: *states my issue* AF: Can you restate your question? Me: *restates my question* AF: I can answer support related questions. Me: can I open a case? AF: *creates a case, subject “unhappy with support”, connects me the wrong department “

Sounds like what Google is doing. Pay or else.

I’ve been building web apps in Google apps script builder and it’s super cool. Anyone building actual enterprise use cases with this?

"These findings suggest a significant gap between current LLM capabilities and the multifaceted demands of real-world enterprise scenarios." www.theregister.com/2025/06/16/s...

Car Theft Up 28 Percent Across St. Louis, Here's How the Thieves Stay Organized with Salesforce for Small Business (Sponsored)

Powered by Salesforce ☁️

So do you own your Slack messages, or does Salesforce? Glean customers are about to find out: www.reuters.com/business/sal...

“Notably, Salesforce issued no security advisory, assigned no CVE identifier, and provided no mention in official release notes regarding this critical security fix.“ cyberpress.org/new-salesfor...

While the admins are all at #CNX25 let’s see how many validation rules we can get around 😈

"Low-code platforms such as Salesforce Industry Cloud make building applications easier, but that convenience can come at a cost if security isn't prioritized." thehackernews.com/2025/06/rese...

Cannot tell you how close I came to clawing my eyes out when I got this email. Charging us more for something we didn’t ask for and in fact actively can’t stand!

Salesforce apparently having MFA issues across instances and clouds. Anyone impacted?

Two quick hits for admins in the Salesforce Summer ’25 release I’m pretty excited about: Update object permissions for all permission sets or profiles directly from the object in object manager (I had a janky screen flow for this because I hated going into every profile)

You can’t have technical debt if you’re not technical