Krispy Kreme Data Breach is another top-tier band name

Saw an airport barista with a triforce tattoo near her neckline over the weekend and I mean, awesome. But also the way things go in the industry, they could also turn that whole series over to Grummz tomorrow. It's a big wager.

Target still sucks, Aurora got scammed, and republicans want a new state. This week’s Downstate Updates just dropped.

Trying to figure out what to get my old TV for Fathers Day.

When friends tell me what a dick my Forza ghost is

She looks forward to getting to know you personally, but she does need to reschedule your 1-on-1.

Saw David Yost at the airport last night. Didn't bug him. The place was hopping and he was managing relative peace and quiet. Just a "hell yeah" moment at the end of a tiring day of travel.

I semi-seriously suggested to my wife that I get hired at the grocery store to get paid to learn the layout, get a few of our favorite items better stocked, and then quit. The risk was them declining to hire me and me having that to think about.

You can’t have it all under control all the time.

Check me out at @hwoodtimes.com today. It was a very silly bit that turned out to be fairly labor-intensive. 😅 We had a bunch of fun with it.

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I'm never-going-to-put-an-emoji-in-an-email years old.

Gina Carano just reconnected with Jon Favreau professionally and also she just experienced pretty much exactly the MMA fight Jon Favreau's character had on Friends.

Strike fear into the hearts of the competition during the big Forza Horizon 6 release weekend. IYKYK

It’s confusing how it’s shown in the store, but if you have Game Pass and you do the upgrade to premium, you can play Horizon 6 this weekend.

Every night I’m allowed to sleep here is a new miracle.

The state of solar is crazy in the US. It's sold almost exclusively by predatory dealers, so everyone either refuses it or hates it. Then the same politicians who want data centers everywhere and assure us the grid is fine beg us not to run the heat if it snows too much. Dismantle and rebuild it all

If you can sing, act, or dance, it sort of doesn't matter to anyone what else you do.

I'm blown away they didn't go ahead and bump up the Forza Horizon 6 release. They're really going to let the pirates have it to themselves for a week. Wild.

I bet he’s one of the three subscribers on my Substack that isn’t my wife

Hello, people my age. I have learned that antiquing is for us now. And tbh I had a lovely day with it.

Donald Trump is considering making 250 pardons to commemorate America's 250th anniversary and, I mean, he'll barely be guilty of anything after that.

Disc golf is pretty hard on the butt muscles. I will not elaborate further.

I imagine they’ll malfunction about as often as before

Covered a rare not-gaming story this morning at The SIC

Remember when Michael Scott has Phyllis call the operator to ask about an antigravity machine for an office party?

I’m covering some national news today at The SIC. 🇺🇸🍪

When the first article rejection rolls in by 9:30 AM on Monday

Lame call me when you’re ready to talk about taintmaxxing

My Taco Bell sales associate called my chicken quesadilla a chicken dilly and I was too stunned to laugh and now I don’t know what to say when I get to the window do I jump the curb and off-road it back to the interstate?

"indie games" is trending so I click on it and this is the first post. And I mean, yep, perfect. Carry on.

Great outlet to work with here

Reminder: These are still open.

Me in 1996: I can't believe my parents won't even buy me this for Christmas. Me in 2026: What the hell do you mean fifty dollars

Covivi

MotorSlice is pretty damn fun, but it is named after its absolute worst feature.

Who would write such a thing (emphatic winking and nodding)

Hell yeah

Brushed the oven rack with the hand that held the frozen pizza. I don't know if it hurts yet.

If you ever wanted to hear ukulele, banjo, tenor sax, and recorder all in the same track, now’s your chance! Check out my cover of Green Greens from Kirby’s Dream Land! youtu.be/iRMReqCmHQk?...

Oh boy. Unity AI. I hope the executives that forced that decision put out some really good games with it while the rest of us move on from the software completely.

I keep trying to play my Hardcore D4 character when I’m too tired to pay attention and keep almost nodding off and making a mistake I can’t undo 😅

I barked to get him to turn and look at me and you can tell he thought that was a pretty dumb idea.

Make mobile-friendly RPG manuals. Yes I realize this will make them like 800 pages instead of 200.

Learning Ironsworn. Thinking I’ll be ready to try a game in about 6-8 weeks.

Me applying to every team at both of the game studios in St. Louis

Front never misses

The email no father ever wants to receive…

Creating the next TTRPG campaign for the kiddo