As a matter of fact, I figured out enough of Godot's particle system to create a trail emitter veeeeeery loosely in the style of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, then I made little splashies.

So it never bothers you guys that the acronym stands for Down Loadable Content?

Having the time of my life with Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor. Can’t stop playing it, tbh. Rarely happens this way.

Uh-oh! #rapture mechatodzilla.medium.com/rapture-shor...

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

If y’all are gearing up for the rapture, you’ll probably want to document publicly that you recognized who the antichrist was before you head on out.

Yes I can

Everyone wanted the barrel rolls back, and damn if I wasn't going to provide them. #gamedev

I hate learning from YouTube videos instead of web pages even though the videos are better in almost every way.

I used to have to do a job correctly and be pleasant for $5.15/hr. without tips and use directions I printed from MapQuest to find my way home.

I’m cutting my caffeine down. There’s no way I need to be this present for every little detail like this.

Cardi B is in the news, so I'm just remembering the time The Atlanta Black Star quoted me in Jamie Foxx's defense when he didn't get into her birthday party. atlantablackstar.com/2022/10/13/n...

It may be true. Tim Apple may just be giving Trump weekly tithes and offerings now.

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

Seems to me they didn't just not care about supply issues and scalpers, they seemed to think it was a free case study in what people would actually pay for an Xbox.

Look at what this place is doing to @adamsessler.bsky.social right now 😅

Day 2: Righted the barrel roll situation and successfully sailed to the end of the earth. #gamedev

Someone recently questioned why I was also using Threads. It's actually pretty simple. I have 75 followers there compared to 685 here and look at the activity. Real people in the comments, btw.

RoadCraft is another instant Dad Classic. It seems to me to be a blend of the Expeditions and Construction Simulator engines and it is just fun as hell to me if you're into that.

Game development is my passion

Check out my new shit column on Medium mechatodzilla.medium.com/selected-hap...

Me discussing the issues on Bluesky after leaving Twitter:

iOS 26 is all little dark font over transparent backgrounds over whatever dark content was under it, so congrats to the indie game developers they hired.

Hate randomly rolling up on something like this in the basement because what the hell happened?

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Why does it feel so damn weird not to know where the corner of the blanket is?

There’s no better scenario to buy a little MMO time and just vanish into it

40 is cool because it’s not like you *resolved* all your childhood shit, but frankly you’ve started to forget exactly what happened anyway.

I completely understand what they were going for when they changed Neverwinter's leveling system. Fully get it. I just do not like it at all.

So, You’ve Immortalized Your Worst Enemy, Ushered In Digital McCarthyism, and Been Forsaken by Your Own Father…🧵

Started to wonder if my dad would turn me in for a crime, but I suppose I can’t be sure he didn’t try to turn me in for this one.

It was me that wanted to play Virtual Boy games again. They did it for me. I don't care what anyone thinks about that.

If things get any worse globally, Nintendo is going to release the next Animal Crossing early again. So, I mean, at least there will be that.

If you haven't watched the Lisa Frank documentary on Amazon Prime, now's a great time. Strictly because it's a relic of a completely different time and super low stakes, emotionally. I mean, I'm in the second episode and one guy has died, but...

My absolute max misappropriation in this scenario would have been to eat like $15 worth of M&Ms that weren’t mine and pass out in the break room.

This week is a hell of a reminder that we as a nation want to steal a glance at free speech’s ass while it walks by, but not many of us want to commit to it in sickness and in health.

Under 40: fitness watch to keep those numbers up. 💪 Over 40: fitness watch to keep them down. 🏥

Arizona’s largest health system is Cold Stone Creamery

To this day I only know about Jackal for NES because of Blades of Steel. No other exposure whatsoever.

Taking a moment while I cobble this resume to assure myself I've been kicking ass these last ten years even when it didn't feel like it.

Don’t put multiple hallways full of tiny open rooms in your game.

Hell, even *Octopus* is at least a damn scientist.

New #JavaFX #LinksOfTheWeek, published on www.jfx-central.com/links Thanks @gluonhq.com Dean Courtney Helal Anwar JabRef Madhur Gupta jDeploy @dlemmermann.bsky.social @toddnotmitchell.com @bazlur.ca @maxandersen.xam.dk @cdetastes.bsky.social @johanvos.bsky.social @foojay.io Happy reading!

I imagine “Tylenol causes Autism” was a second draft after they figured they couldn’t get away with “women briefly feeling less pain causes all problems.”

I missed City of Heroes, so I started playing Champions Online and I’ve really been enjoying it.

Bring back The Matrix Online, you cowards.

I mean...the Snappy plugin should CLEARLY be part of the Godot engine, right? Like, what could be the argument? 😅

Wish there was a moral use for those for those rapidly-deployable car towing frames they use to repossess cars because I'd feel a lot better about all the time I watch those in action on Instagram. I'm a 40-year-old man, I appreciate effective machinery now.

We hoped laughter was the best medicine, but by far it seems to be hate.

They tried to tell me I have nothing to offer the game industry.