Plumbers stay booked for about six months into the future but if you post about fixing it yourself you have the attention of fifty within ten minutes.

To the #globalGameJam organizers: I see you 🫡

The way my computer is running right now has me worried about ✨The Grid✨™️

Midwest friends, let's be considerate. medium.com/southern-ill...

Can we tip our caps to all the weather people who had to scroll through 6 days of memes about themselves only to be correct AF today?

Oh nothing, just giving DriveThruRPG my zip code so I can download a PDF...

I miss coding in Atom. I've never been quite as happy with an editor since.

Amazon driver just peed in the street next to our house but it’s a tough job and I wish her the best.

Bovino is evidence of what can happen when you trust a fart too much.

Peak dad shit is keeping the Nintendo Switch 1 to play Torchlight on it.

Applying arguments for suburban data centers to another controversial enterprise...

Medium made me fill out a form and go through verification to add my book to my profile and then very confidently displayed a different Todd Mitchell's book.

Blood clots on outside: Nice, great job. Blood clots on inside: Bro no WTF

Slop studios after raising $50 million in the first investment round

Roasts are just Dungeons & Dragons for comedians.

To those of you I'm connecting with who are professional Dungeon Masters: that's cool as shit, good job.

Weirdly alarming to see your printer suck the paper back up to print on the back if you didn't know it had that feature.

Here's Trump even trying to name eight wars: "One. Two. Star Wars. People started to hate it so I called my friend Ron DeSantis. He's a pretty okay guy sometimes. French and Onion. You don't see that one on the menu anymore... I could keep going but I think you get my point."

Update: our first history class TTRPG session was a total blast and big learning success so, you guessed it, insufferable victory lap blog post coming soon…

People are actually very good at correcting you on how much to care about them. Pay attention to those clues.

My favorite LinkedIn post was a guy showing off a letter he got from Mark Cuban and the letter was Mark saying he didn’t have time to come on the guy’s podcast.

Tomorrow my 11yo gets to choose between a history quiz or playing this one-shot historical fiction RPG about young Ben Franklin I wrote for him based on The Secret of the Sealed Room by Bailey MacDonald. Going to lose it if he picks the quiz, tbh.

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: If humanity is to survive, we must develop cardboard-proof skin.

One fun thing I do is argue with compliments like I’m appealing the death penalty.

I've decided to start writing historical GURPS one-shots to do with my kid alongside his school topics. He will probably hate it. 😅

Slackjaw LIVE mentioned. I did that show!

Nintendo never fails to come through when humanity faces an existential disaster.

We're on a trip in an apartment we rented that said we could bring our dog until like four days before time to leave. Naturally we're here on this trip without our dog now and watching a couple in the building across the street that have two goats. Love that for them, but come on...

Wild to call the news fake and then raid homes looking for the very real material it came from.

It was interesting making writing colleagues and social friends around the web while Scott Adams traded the reputation earned from his life’s work to become an internet hate guy, sending his lil’ followers after folks I was familiar with. Well, now we remember internet hate guy Scott Adams. 🤷

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Something about taking your mouse pad out of your house reveals how filthy it is.

Hello Chicago.

Make it a felony to physically disrupt a person from recording for their own safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'm going to go ahead and add "just reliably display Discord" to the list of things my Nvidia cards can't do.

So this was one of the least dangerous situations he’s been in on top of it. Got it.

January 2026: Nobody: John Carmack: Y'know, I'm starting to sense that the social dynamic has changed on Twitter.

Trump is calling to pardon John Harbaugh right now.

Received some very nice feedback today about Rematch, my short horror story that just dropped at Deathbed. I sure appreciate it. Check it out if ‘90s gaming culture horror might be your thing.

If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/

If you enjoy gaming, ‘90s nostalgia, and horror, please enjoy my short story that just dropped at Deathbed, a place where comedy writers write horror (not funny horror, oh sh* horror). deathbed.ghost.io/rematch/

If elected, I will be sworn in on the 1996 Toys R Us holiday Big Book mailer.

Starting a fresh run through the Dragon Age series on Windows. Origins is crashing between scenes about 15-20% of the time. Really adds a lot of suspense to the gameplay.

I often lose track of whether I’m using Bluesky or Threads after a minute or two, unless someone has actually engaged with something, and then it’s usually Threads.

Getting into the world of never-ending guitar gear with my kid.

Why does the default elf in Dragon Age look like he got rich from selling all the tribe’s lore and then got really into MMA

Once again I've successfully completed all three stages of Super Maro Bros. Then they just start over. Ask anybody. They've never seen somebody do it so good. I should be studied I think.

Neat stuff that happened in 2025. Let's get into it: I started the year by taking @downieseb.bsky.social's green screen photos and making a whole video game out of them for reasons I still can't fully explain. mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...

Hey so my short fiction debut hits Monday! Deathbed is a collection of horror stories written by comedy writers. The lineup is unreal. Last week’s writer was a former DC Comics guy with an Emmy. I have no business in this company, so I need everybody’s support. 😅