I hung up Christmas lights on our house by myself and MyFitnessPal cleared me for a 3,700 calorie dinner today if I want.

I've lived through listening to YMCA on my uncle's original vinyl record and flipping off an AI hologram. I am eternal.

I haven’t mentioned I’ve been tracking calories for a week or so, but there have been signs

Not exactly the first time DoorDash has delivered something wrong.

People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.

No. It’s not.

I don’t have the temperament to keep trying strategy games in Early Access. 😅

Imagine not wanting to spend this part of life farting up someone else’s recliner and watching the grandkids play between naps. He would have even been forgiven for being absolutely incorrect every time he opens his mouth like this. It wouldn’t have mattered at all.

Hung with old buddies today including one I hadn't seen in probably 20 years. Wasn't sure he'd remember me. He said that my indie game helped teach his son numbers and the alphabet and his kid kind of grew up with my voice as a result. I can't tell you how hard that hit me.

Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays

Had my semi-annual McDonald’s lunch today and my body shut down on me like an old computer for about 90 minutes.

Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran: Excellent taste in venues.

Today was almost the day #discgolf

It's a bummer to know many VO artists dying to get into games and then play major games with voices I've heard in 15 other titles misdelivering lines like they're sightreading.

As a family of God-fearing patriots, we’ll be fast forwarding this year when Clark Griswold uses a swear and asks for Tylenol.

Going to dive into geometry nodes in Blender before starting my next scene. How screwed am I? I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.

Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅 Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks

Lady stops cutting my hair for the tenth time, “Sorry, I’m handling animals all alone today.”

You know those martial arts movie scenes where two guys take a knee and have a battle in their minds and just kind of accept the results? Yeah that’s how men stop being friends. We see it coming and we just kind of save the energy for lawn work.

“Building in public” sounds like some kind of misdemeanor

Smoke detector batteries come from the same package and go bad months apart. Explain.

My WoW gnome has tetanus.

“It says here you’ve had some racist tweets from 2022 resurface recently.” “That’s right.” So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”

Sarah Silverman quoted someone else and it always stayed with me. Paraphrasing: “You can confront LeBron James with a photo of him and say “Isn’t it true that this was you and you were only 5’3”?” He’s going to tell you “Yeah. That was me a long time ago. I grew.”

After about 15 Cheetos you start to taste regret itself

We’re living the bad ending from Rocket Ranger on NES

Christ Bros. Asphalt is here. Nobody lays down the first stone like Christ. Proudly paving the road of the righteous in the Metro East for over 2,000 years. Feel like a camel passing through the eye of a needle? You’ve Gotta Call Christ.* * Family owned and operated

Our curriculum is starting to work in nice cozy stories about Thanksgiving and winter and we had to stop to do an early dog walk because it’s going to be 83 degrees later.

Very Good Joke Requires Finding Facebook Photo from 15 Years Ago

Credits for a game jam entry done in my forties

almost 100% sure I'm going to submit to this high school's game jam on Itch

If you’re wondering when everyone started hating game design documents, you can more or less track that back to the moment I had the most popular template on Itch

Any good game jams this weekend or what's going on?

Stay Back 300 Feet, Warns Area Dump Truck in 23pt Times New Roman

Once a week you should get to appeal a tweet flopping.

As a drummer I also get “you should smile more” and I also do not like it.

It’s incredible that they named an extremely popular truck after an anagram for Denial

It’s Seb Simulator Season, everybody mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...

Well that's just going to end comically, isn't it?

In a funnier world, Pete Hegseth would be a 30 Rock character Jack would briefly put in charge of the network while Alec was on hiatus in the 17th season.

This week in Why Are You on Threads?

Lot of pretty damn fun video games happening right now.

I am “Oh, the guy from Happy Gilmore 2?” years old.

I’ve been pouring hours into a construction video game, but I get mad when they’re doing those activities by my house. Unfortunately right now a lot of us have the same situation with military shooters.

That’s Kendra from Pinkalicious.

LiveScience is like, "Only one way to find out, and that's with code SCIENCE at checkout."

Everyone: Release the Epstein files. Trump: Who would like to know at last how butter is made?

You can’t set him up like that.

Pre-order my upcoming autobiography: Everybody's Fine with Letting the Bugs In, but Nobody Wants to Go Camping

Knowing a modeling application like Blender lets you visualize any fantasy you can dream up, like expensive things you could do with your real office but probably won’t.