Yeah I don’t think they’re gonna let me in.

Why does every real estate firm have a name that sounds like a Foo Fighters song title? “Who’s selling your house?” “Oh, Spencer Green with Resky Heartquest Paradox.” And the buyer? “Yeah they’re represented by February Vision Magic 1080.”

One weird thing about moving is the cardboard boxes soak up more sound than you would think, and we’re yelling things to one another, but nobody’s hearing any of it.

Oh man, it’s Barley Tonight.

Midlife thought: I should look for extra work so I can buy more containers for things.

Got stormed in briefly at Guitar Center. You know that scene in Hamilton where he’s just openly begging God to help him not make a huge mistake but God and everyone else knows what’s about to happen…

Me: “you’d never really know I’m from the Midwest.” Also me: “Ope. All this sittin’ around ain’t gettin’ it done.”

It’s hot as balls outside. I slammed the door in the salesman’s face in the first few seconds because I care about him.

Having a new phone is an awful feeling. Every time I drop my ancient iPhone 13 I feel great.

Lecturing about what a billion means is my least favorite category of internet content. Jesus Christ.

I’m a bit of a photographer myself

I’ve had a Steam console forever. It’s alright.

I didn't realize he lived that long. He had a lot of killer tracks.

Weirdly I never had this with my book. But when my educational mobile game came out, a dozen groups wanted me to pay for them to put their little stamp of approval on it. I said, “I’m not sure the children care about that.” 😅

Very humbling to have friends who are food experts. Because I mean, I depend on this stuff just like they do and I’ve learned nothing.

Okay but I’ve been playing Disney Lorcana with my kid and you learn to develop a healthy fear of Winnie the Pooh. youtube.com/shorts/f9kv6...

There’s something about starting the dishwasher that feels like, wow, I finally have everything under control. Even though that wasn’t even 1% of it.

Extremely distracting shot composition here.

Don’t miss me at @ggtribune.com today exploring the important topic of AI rampancy. ggtribune.com/2026/07/02/a...

AI Stan Lee Blurting Wolverine Spoilers in Zoom Call Cameos ggtribune.com/2026/07/02/a...

It was a kayak day

Huey Lewis has scaled the Empire State Building

That’s not fair. Those chickens never could have figured that out, and there’s no way they adequately represented themselves against the Justice Department.

Had some non-believers over on Threads.

I could order a drum set online and have it here later today, but if I unsubscribe from the Chicago Tribune's emails, it's going to take six to eight weeks for the little unsubscribe gnome to take my email address all the way to the fires of Mount Doom.

Ah bummer. I won't make Senior until Jim in the living room dies or retires.

This is one of the hardest things not to buy while antiquing.

God help me, I’m playing Elite Dangerous again. Even thinking about busting out the dusty old VR headset.

Never run a blog.

I’ve got a pretty good idea what Mark Twain would think of Bill Maher. It wouldn’t involve a prize.

Any similarities to real places or events are strictly coincidental. #gamedev #godot

Should be fine

I can't do it anywhere. 🤷‍♂️

Just played through the intro to Junkster. Enjoying that a whole bunch already.

Added random jabs and straights today. #godot #gamedev

Writing a script about how a giraffe escapes captivity in a lab and unwittingly populates the earth with real live giraffes.

I guess we’ll see.

Started an improv Risus campaign with 11yo. Tried to drive home early that it's probably good to knock on a dude's door if it's not an emergency and you want him to be cool. He roundly ignored that, so I just kept throwing escalating consequences until B&Es gone wrong was most of the session. 😅

Update: forgot to retrieve the sock before the rain started

Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Christian church

For some reason this throwaway thing I wrote in 2022 is suddenly crushing it on Google. I'm kind of hoping that means some game used one of the messages. Tell me if you recognize anything. 😅 medium.com/@mechatodzil...

Over the weekend I started playing around with the idea of making a reflecting pool themed beat-em-up in the style of Renegade for NES using the Godot engine, and would you believe that's been unexpectedly time intensive?

To put this into perspective for gamers, Campaign Evolved should be changed so that, after Master Chief saves the day, the UNSC thanks him by yeeting him out through the airlock. Halo 2 will start with different Spartans, so after The Flood emerges, they are also tossed out through the airlock.

You know you're effed when Apple has to take the whole store offline to do the price change.

Wild for people to make AI content about Trump’s filth pool and create more filth pools.

My dog stole my sock and took it outside

That Was Fast: The Firestick Hacker Kid Has Already Hacked the Empty GTA Box

Then Sega moved to similar-height characters.

Google Docs needs an “Offer to Forfeit” button like in Rocket League where everyone agrees to just launch a file into the sun and never speak again.

Does ACAB include Snoopy in his little detective hat