Big Donnie T found Dickie Nixon's Quaalude stash then?

I'll never hear a bad word about Jacob Murphy. Probably gave the best entertainment in a very dull game. The #nufc Peter Crouch x Bon Jovi fella on the other hand. What a fanny #afcb

Talking to a colleague on Teams today. Lives in Windsor. Says 'there's loads of coppers out and about, even more than when President Macaroon came over in the Summer'.

Saw Stewart Lee tonight. Can confirm he gets better, each and every time

Sound mixer on The Final Reckoning was an intern. Nailed on.

The goalkeeping don. Respects none. ❤️🖤

I'm 51 and announcing it on the internet. Does that mean I have now saved a child? God, I feel so much better now. Go me

Not the biggest news amongst washed up ex Afcb players tonight but still. Arf

If I was Isak, I'd have had a look at Ryan Fraser's career history before making that statement

£42.5 million pounds for Dango Ouattara. Hold me.

Cruzeiro's physio :

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.

Aw Man! Not Ray?

Hi Bluesky, we're Union Street FC - a ragtag amateur football team based in Oxford. Club motto: Love 💚 Peace ☮️ Freedom 🕊️ Values: good causes, fair play, supporting the refugee community and failing to defend corners. Currently scrapping it out in Oxfordshire Senior League Div 3. Come say hi x

No Gerry Adams style voice overs for the two naughty lads on #Masterchef ?

One for the middle classes

The work experience lad has scored now. We are going to win der League

Nice goal that. Needed to step it up a bit. Wouldn't mind one or two of their players though. Could do a job for us.

Everton fans being Tories and not taking it well when pointed out to them shocker.

Saka. Oops

Lots of 'up for anything' young ladies have appeared in my followers list this morning. Still got it lads

17 years since Carlisle away @tragicvelvet.bsky.social

The shark was Broken was ace and will still be home in time to watch #MOTD

Buzzing

Oh dear. 🦊🦊

Who knew? 👀

That's constructive dismissal, you fucking idiot.

FB will be eternally shite but someone has just posted a picture of Syd Barrett outside Sainsbury's in Boscombe. Sweet babbling Jebus

Be quicker to walk from Southampton to Bournemouth than catch a fucking train these days.

I mean, I am not lying.

How do we get out of this one Boss ? Lets bang on about small boats more and do something horrible to pensioners . Good idea Boss

No matter the results last night, you can bet your bottom dollar the two main parties will still offer up thin gruel as a sweetener for the electorate until they get knocked off their perch completely.

Dropped the free watch that came with my new phone so dusted off the ticwatch pro3. 2 hours of updates later. 💪

Staying off old street in London. Younger me hated London, aside from weekend trips to AWOL etc. The new refined me, is definitely up for moving here. Wife, less so. Think I'm stuck with the arse end of Boscombe for life, lads

Turns out Helen Skelton was just in front of the wife today and I missed her. Running around in a vest and shorts. Balls

Sky zooming in on Richard Hughes there. Famous for gaining favour at LFC by buying some absolute shite off them for #afcb and being the lad who booted the ball at Harry Redknapp in that clip

Jammy cunts

London marathon update. Just seen this one at 13.5 miles. Looking heathier than I do and I've been sat on my arse for 3 hours

Sale and Leaseback was so 2005 2025 is 'yeah think we've found some coins down the back of the sofa. Off you pop Structadene' #afcb

Bat flu has got me sounding like Bobcat Goldthwaite on the video I just recorded for the house sitters this weekend.

In Dorchester for the derby v Poole Town. Town absolutely full of scruffs in black trackies and Burberry giving it large. Sigh

'Fuck this for a game of soldiers, time to cash out'

Five minutes with JD Vance is all it took

Lots of passing around. Not a lot of goal attempts. Cutting edge of a plastic spoon again

See Caddy and Neil Ruddock have been out on the lash down here www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/2509030...

Remembered mobilism today

Tindall is a football genius. Newcastle may as well sack Howe now that the secret is out.

£54 for the train to work today. Not checked once. Jibbing next time

Humankinds greatest achievement is getting their WhatsApps from apple to android.