Local Tesco express overwhelmed as the ridiculously stupid British public cannot deal with supermarkets being closed one Sunday per year.

Watched Electric State, it's not as shit as people made out.

Butlers cabin interview is shite. Get out on the 18th with the crowd. #themasters2025

Twitcher me........

Unpopular opinion, I love Augusta National as a golf course, it's stunning. But the Masters is a bit up its own arse.

Two servings of Rice??????

Really looking forward to watching 11 players wander round the pitch thinkIng about their Dubai holiday for the next 8 games. #afcb #onthebeachalready

Soler looks a little exposed at LB. Still so far so good #afcb

When you prepare for a meeting only to realize it's a different meeting......

Would be nice to be at the Bees at home for a change. #afcb #bogeyteam

I heard Trump called 'Mango Mussolini'. Liking that

100% Trump's mates are playing the Market as he plays tariff ping pong.

Agent Orange & VP eyeliner have both managed to disrespect their allies in just one week....... President Donald Trump on NATO allies would come to the aid of the United States in the event of an attack. Do you think they’re going to come and protect us? They’re supposed to. I’m not so sure.

The narrative from the White House is now that if you challenge them on anything they roll out the 'you're being disrespectful' card........

Huge cuts to go spending, most likely aimed at the vulnerable. US starts a global trade war, as well as bullying Ukraine into an uneasy peace. Economy in the shitter. Any good news?

Shocker of all shockers, it's City. #afcb

Ice cream and Nandos (not at the same time) and I'm struggling to breathe right now........

If ever you want to see a game where you don't get what you deserve, this is it #afcb

Frustrating to watch either VAR or wolves slowing this game down to a crawl. #afcb

Got back about 2.15am, after an hour long wait for a McDonald's somewhere near Chichester. The 3 people at the front desk were suddenly swamped by a restaurant full of hungry football fans. #afcb

Watching motd, pen shouts against Chelsea and man utd. Both seem reasonable shouts. No pen. "Not enough contact to go down" Lewis cook vs Liverpool 'slight touch' = Pen VAR can fuck off

#afcb I'm uncomfortable with Chris Sutton predicting wins for us.....

According to the orange face, giving one side what they want is good negotiation.

That thing about Trump being the antichrist, that's probably right.

Closer ties with China, that should piss off old orange face.

The US seems to be turning inward under the orange man. Maybe it's time we did the same.

C'mon the Orient!

Hey Canada, Cut the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday.

Started watching Yellowstone, I'm only 4 episodes in and there have been at least half a dozen murders.

Now we have that silly unbeaten run thingy out of the way, we can focus on grabbing as many points as possible and setting up a Euro tour! #afcb

So if you trip yourself it's a pen? #afcb

Watching the martin lewis money show, makes me think there are no more ways to tax us....... Maybe a breathing or toilet tax?

Pirates didn't just disappear, they became mortgage lenders. #moderndaypirates

Things that can fuck off today 1. This cold 2. The Kansas City Chiefs 3. The fact I spent £100 on food on Friday and now seemingly have nothing to eat.

Jason Bell really does try too hard. #nlfskysports

The unstoppable Dango. #afcb

I had an NHS procedure today, they are professional, efficient and caring. They deserve a better deal. The NHS deserves a better deal. #NHS

The inauguration is like the first episode of Black Mirror.

It's hard to believe that the questions asked by US senators to the CEO of Tik Tok are not just parody.

Sky commentary team, absolutely wetting themselves over City sticking to er Ipswich.

Watching a rerun of the 1990 world cup final, goalkeepers picking up back passes..... Strange days

Someone's dropped one in the office and there are a number of knowing glances in the suspected culprit's direction.

Taken the girls shopping to Scumhampton, sat here with a banana split. The right choice

As usual, behind the curve. I watched the bank of Dave tonight, people like Dave should be in the honours list.

SAS rogue heros S2 ep4. Gets you, right there.

Can the new LB play up front? #afcb

I thought James Hill was excellent today, our new RB? #afcb

#Lockerbie is an excellent watch, however it raises more questions than it answers.

They should issue an arrest warrant for Dyche, for crimes against football. #afcb

House always looks depressing bare once the Christmas decs are down.