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One way to prepare for this movie is to read the books of Madeline Miller. If you haven’t read Greek mythology in years, these are a great way to get back into it. madelinemiller.com

I haven’t watched broadcast news in a decade or two. And I’m not far from their current demographic target in terms of age. I get my news online.

Jazz Hands. #photography #bw #blackandwhite #curiousbitspics #music #live #concert #performance

Abandoned Lighthouse, Tremiti Islands, Italy. #curiousbitspics #building #ocean #water #ocean #window #photography #ruins

The old convent ceilings, Bonefro, Italy. #curiousbitspics #building #shapes #lines #light #photography

John Dickerson’s last day at CBS was yesterday. Stephen Colbert’s Late Show ends in May. At our Political Gabfest 20th anniversary show, Colbert gave the network his regards. Watch the entire conversation right now by joining Slate Plus at slate.com/colbertplus

Blue Heron. #stanford #curiousbitspics #nature #birds #animals #green #photography

San Francisco. #photography #street #curiousbitspics #building #people

Transamerica Pyramid, San Francisco. #curiousbitspics #bw #blackandwhite #photography #architecture #building

Transamerica Pyramid, San Francisco. #curiousbitspics #bw #blackandwhite #photography #architecture #building

Holocaust Memorial, San Francisco #curiousbitspics #photography #bw #blackandwhite #people #street

Egret. #nature #photography #curiousbitspics #birds #water

Reflection. #water #nature #clouds #photography #curiousbitspics

Covid Still Life. #photography #food #curiousbitspics

Bonefro, Italy. 2004 #bw #blackandwhite #photography #street #people

Termoli, Italy. 2004 #bw #blackandwhite #photography #street #people

Cortona, Italy. 2004. #bw #blackandwhite #street #people #photography

San Francisco, Hayes Valley #bw #blackandwhite #photography #people #street

San Francisco #photography #street #graffiti

Loving war crimes is not a sustainable policy in a democracy

They are betting AI will replace us. Make them lose the bet.

A brilliant performance. #greatprfrmrs

Watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Lip Syncing Parade. #newyork #nyc

Elon knows how to eat poop better than anyone. #curiousbits #tech #shit

Never take a Tesla taxi… #curiousbits

It was fun to play with when it first came out, but like most jokes, AI art gets old. #curiousbits

Movie quote: “I grew up in a time when culture was passed along through objects. They were interesting because we could live among them. We could pick them up. Hold them in our hands.” - From 'The Worst Person In the World' #curiousbits

#curiousbits #books #literature

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Didn’t ‘compassionate conservatism’ supposedly used to be a thing? #proudlbrl

Outstanding interview of Salman Rushdie. #curiousbits #books

The apogee of corruption, greed and cluelessness. #proudlbrl

This seems more PR stunt than actual scholarship. 🙄

This is really great. #greatprfrmrs #music #bach

Leni Riefenstahl made films for the Nazi government but insisted that she didn’t know about the atrocities it committed. @SallyJenki writes about a new documentary that examines this claim—and Riefenstahl’s destructive legacy:. #curiousbits

I was lucky enough to have met one of these two men. The other would have made me piss my pants. #greatprfrmrs

Always so creative. #greatprfrmrs

Pink Martini is incredible in concert. #greatprfrmrs

Pink Martini #greatprfrmrs

I don't understand a word they are singing, but it still makes me very happy. #greatprfrmrs

This feels about right these days... #curiousbits

This piece has always haunted me. Playing it is like living in another universe. #curiousbits #greatprfrmrs

Question is, will it sing Daisy Bell when we try to kill it? #curiousbits

That’s no ballroom.

Please make it stop… #curiousbits

No thank you. #curiousbits

I’ll believe it when I see it. But do hope it happens. @arstechnica.com #space #curiousbits

Always hopeful Bluesky doesn’t enshittify its product. #tech #curiousbits

No Kings!! #proudlbrl #protest