The old phrase is that a grand jury could return charges against a ham sandwich. Still holds.

Payamps?

April 7th: A whole civilization will die tonight April 8th: U.S.-Iran joint venture re: Strait of Hormuz.

Brutal.

3 walks. 0 runs. #BravesWay

Good to see Fuentes get 4ip before being optioned to AAA today

Eisenhower

So, we've seen Sale, Lopez, Holmes, Elder, Carrasco, Wentz, Ritchie, even Owen Murphy. Where's Spencer Strider?

Owen Murphy made his debut! Murphy just missed my Top 100 Prospect list following his return from elbow surgery. I expect him to be a rapid riser throughout the industry in 2026 thanks to his high-riding fastball. His biggest focus this year is the growth of his changeup

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

I’m sorry, but is nobody questioning how the Bakersfield local news is getting the scoop on this?

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Oof Miami paid a lot for that kind of suck

Michael, you’re takin that man out to a nice steak dinner.

Like, what. Total Kelenic move.

Jesus what a play

Hey look the Braves lost the lead again I. The 6th inning with their starter going 3 tto. It’s almost like you shouldn’t do that and all of baseball knows it.

How nice would it have been to have Laureano in left field? He would cost $6 million. Instead, they paid more than double for Profar. I know it’s hindsight, Kevin Seitzer had fixed Laureano. And they just let him walk.

How is someone as athletic as Profar so bad at defense?

Why slider to the lefty. Just stupid.

It’s the Joey Wentz game

New stance Michael Harris looked nice fhere

They’re a bad baseball team. This is what happens to bad baseball trams

He’s really leaving Fairchild in

Twas a nice run, but this Braves team needs these wins and they just aren’t good enough to go get them.

It’s almost like Holmes shouldn’t be facing the lineup a 3rd time through.

Baldur's gate 2, WoW, Borderlands 2.

Well, when Eli white is next, why is Ronald going to get anything hit?

This is how the Braves fucking win. Fucking remember it team

Let’s just try to keep applying situational hitting tactics with personnel that has no ability to execute it.

It’s just torturous.

At least the Giants are being dumb.

I’m pretty sure they just took Lee out due to pitch count.

Like, this is one of the most important baseball games this year. And we’re getting Kimbrel’s first appearance in high leverage.

This is when the Braves should already have someone warming up

Oh look a manager who pulls his starter before he blows up. What an idea.

Good to see Harris hitting a mistake like that.

Team is cooked

Time for the entire coaching staff to go. Whatever magic they had with the players is gone. They aren’t able to coax any production.

🎯

Brian Snitker strikes again. Like every single game…

Dougie of a throw there

If it’s true that Strider had to go down to the coaches and tell them to go pull AJ, then the whole staff should be fired. It can happen before game 2.

Maybe a rehab start next time, Soencer

The Braves are winning, that’s great. But seeing Dylan Lee in when the Braves are up by 6 while he wasn’t brought in last night makes me madder now than I even was during that game yesterday. The manager is a buffoon.

The manager didn’t put the team in the best position to win the game. It’s more important to manage bullpen innings to this team and organization than it is to win. This is a recurring theme and it infuriates me as a fan. This team doesn’t even have a lot of mileage on the bullpen arms.

Tim Hyers broke Michael Harris

Apparently Snitker doesn’t believe in Eli White. Had him bunt last night and pinch hit the corpse of a major league player for him tonight.

Straight up manager malfeasance.

Hahaha Rosario