Happy Halloween!! 🎃 👻

Tried drinking 2% milk after months of drinking oat milk before bed, with Milka chocolate Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff

Not me realizing over a decade later that the guy friend I had talking about how his dick size could scare virgins was hitting on me The irony being I was a virgin and didn’t pick up on him being REALLY into me, even when another friend told me he was attracted to me ☠️

#BPDAquariusMusings #RelationshipCompatibility #lifeisajokeandIamthepunchline The cruel irony that is my life- I probably need a “daddy dom” But the term makes me queasy since I dislike the incestuous connotation, yet I keep chasing emotionally unavailable absent men JUST LIKE MY ACTUAL FATHER

#BPDAquariusMusings #Halloween #Samhain #WitchesNewYear #HarvestMoon2025 #SpookySeason #HauntActor For years I was sad I couldn’t ever get myself to do anything big or special on my favorite holiday. Depression, lack of energy, working, whatever. 🧵 🪡

I got sick and tired of that one meme based on stonetoss art so I commissioned a replacement image from @piperstrangeart.bsky.social feel free to use it for any antifascist memes

Grrrrreeeeaaaaaat Now my car is lurching forward while driving 🙃 like in spurts God I hope this is an easy fix because I need my car for work

#BPDAquariusMusings #modernwitch things Just gave my manager an Oracle deck reading 😆 #winning

lol I sobered up (from THC) for this job b/c I’m abstaining from smoking since my act is a lot of crying and wailing, + gummies don’t hit b4 I sleep I’m having VIVID dreams again like I did before I picked up the habit Had a fucking nightmare that I overslept + was an hour late to the performance

New video soon

ATTENTION! Today I hand-fed a juicy gummy to the coworker I have a crush on >////< Today’s a good day 🥰 Carry on~

Just had my first solid meal in like two days Wish me luck that the antibiotic doesn’t make me fucking nauseous again

I guess Dramamine still technically works if the taste makes me throw up immediately Now I’m not nauseous, my stomach is empty of acid and my mouth is numb! :D

Someone responding to my comment on a post talking about how current politics are affecting medical care- “do you know Jesus? He d13d for your sins! I’m sure you’d love to get to know Him” How I’m tempted to respond: “I don’t come into your church and preach the gospel of Spiders” with these pics 😂

#BPDAquariusMusings There’s only so many times you can lead the horse to water before you have to just let it d!e of thirst Stop beating the dead horse and let it experience the consequences of its actions

#BPDAquariusMusings #AIisTechHomunculi Petition to refer to the AI actress as an “it” because fuck personifying the digital homunculus

There are prebiotics and probiotics Why hasn’t anyone given any thought to the postbiotics??

#BPDAquariusMusings Was looking at my windowsill plants when I heard a hawk trilling and looked up to see it gliding by my building, even saw it open its beak to sound off again 😍 Good omen day

#PersephoneGoth #BPDAquariusMusings #kitchenwitchery #herbmagick Seeing a friend’s post about a haunted box + IMMEDIATELY launching into alternatives to white sage in the comments + (1/2)

I think it’s time we acknowledge the elephant in the room finally - Why is no one talking about the secret but obvious war between Cats and Beavers on whether or not water should flow?

I do not need the cat testicle socks. I do not need the cat testicle socks. I. DO. NOT. NEED. THE. CAT. TESTICLE. SOCKS 😭

#PersephoneGoth #BPDAquariusMusings #Eclipse2025 #NewMooninVirgo #FallEquinox2025 #LibraRising Me unironically to my mother on the phone just now- “Well I need to go color my hair and burn some shit now, love you”

Don’t rest on the Kimmel laurels

Now do Colbert

Showing off my contacts #spiders #halloween #scareactor #hauntactor #TerrorTime #SpookySeason #spooky #scary

#BPDAquariusMusings Approach life like the Boy Scouts; Try to leave the scene better than when you found it

“I doubt this, but if you did put my name in a jar, please take it out” My Aquarius stellium: how dare you accuse me of doing something so mainstream as a hex jar 😤

#BPDAquariusMusings Born to be an extrovert Forced into being an introvert via ongoing complex childhood trauma

Me to my cat who’s vacating his stomach contents: God damn son, chew your food!

How come none of you fuckers told me about the Yaoi episode of South Park?!

Step 1- Get a snail Step 2- Name it Karma Step 3- Train it to go after your enemies Step 4- Perform a ritual to make it immortal Step 5- Profit

#BPDAquariusMusings #generationalcurses Did it hurt, When you realized you inherited your mother’s and grandmother’s terrible taste in men? Swap the genders as needed

#BPDAquariusMusings It’s funny how toxic people will call you the toxic one when you match their energy

#BPDAquariusMusings #modernwitch problems The ADHD witch dilemma of whether or not to use an egg for a spell The omega-3 helps manage ADHD, of which I’m raw dogging otherwise, and those current egg prices amirite?

#BPDAquariusMusings You know you fucked up really badly when the love and light witches turn to baneful magick

“I can’t believe we’re celebrating assassinating people for differing political beliefs!” Bitch he was a fucking NAZI

Troll: #wewontbesilenced Me: lol block button go bonk

If you think he got pew pewed simply because of “differing political beliefs” then you haven’t been paying attention to history or current events He helped normalize violence, and we’re supposed to be shocked when he’s on the receiving end? Reap what you sow

I am a coffee caramel pattern 😂 ID: My spiderweb and spiders henna tattoo sleeve having a rich caramel color against my pale skin

Henna sleeve pros and cons: Pro: sick natural temporary tattoo that’ll last a couple of weeks Cons: now I gotta keep my arm straight for 3 hours HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SMOKE NOW 😭

Is Lord of the Flies about the inherent barbarity of human beings? Or is it about how British schoolboys lack souls?

#PersephoneGoth #BPDAquariusMusings Spiders love me because I will take the time to save them from my shower by gently picking them up and placing them in a different spot in the bathroom Spiders are fwends, they eat the intruders that fly

I saved you from drowning, Only for you to leave me face down in the water

If you don’t want to be the butt of a joke then maybe you shouldn’t be a fucking asshole

Obligatory witch posting #kitchenwitch #cauldron #doubledoubletoilandtrouble #chili #bubbly

Any guesses what I’m making? ID: cast iron skillet filled with ground beef, black beans, pinto beans, kidney beans, and sautéed and spiced diced onion

Me, screaming at my spice rack “WHERE IS THE CUMIN?!”

Josh Johnson has blessed us with TWO new specials this week I for one welcome our new Savior

Knowing who it was as soon as people started talking about it is making me angrier and angrier at the audacity as I’m watching this high school catfish documentary

#BPDAquariusMusings #entomomancy #NatureMagick Found out recently that spiders spinning webs near your entrances is a sign that you’re protected by Divine powers Every night the orb weavers like to spin their webs by my doors, sometimes even across the entryway + I accidentally run into them lol