Paradox Museum gave me way too much Husband 😂

Four churches down 💪. ✝️ St.Andrew, Holborn ✝️ St.Ethelreda, Holborn ✝️ St. Peter's, Clerkenwell ✝️ St. James' Clerkenwell. Love a church mooch 🙏💜

First stop in a packed agenda, the Charles Dickens Museum. One of my favourite authors, especially for pre- Christmas comfort reading. Oliver Twist and Nicholas Nickleby were written here 📖. #charlesdickens

Nightmare!

That London being extra suggestive this morning 😏.

And who the fuck's Madeline? #lilyallen

Morning All 👋. Happy Friday! What a day - new album from Lily Allen and off to that London to see the incredible BANKS tonight. She cancelled Manchester two years ago, so this will be extra special. Can't wait to scream "I hate your ex-girlfriend" 🔥.

Sad to hear about the death of David Ball. Favourite Soft Cell track by a country mile 💔. open.spotify.com/track/0Lx6O1...

What's it like inside your head?

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 😎

I'll go with 4 - but I'd say this very much depends on where you see me in action really. I don't think I am at all intimidating but people at work have said differently. Apparently I have a formidable pokerface 🤨.

Finished "Boots" and 🪖 I liked it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🪖 Max Parker (Sullivan) 🥵 🪖 Marines - fierce outfits 🫰 🪖 I'd be dropping the soap 🚿 🪖 I wouldn't last 2 minutes 🥸

Mike's right! Check it out 🫡

Husband just told me that he's been told by the dentist today that he has lovely muscles in his jaw. Was this a check-up or 90's gay porn?

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

6ft and size 10 feet.

That was a hell of an episode of #RHOSLC. Best line - Bronwyn to Jared "She's giving you up for lent - call her in May" 😂😂😂

@darren1977.bsky.social Happy Birthday Darren 🎂 🥳 🎉

This, I absolutely loved. Clever concept, executed perfectly with humour and some fantastic editing. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Great nephew brought a toy snake to the house this morning. Didn't draw attention and managed to avoid it 😬. #Ophidiophobia

Maybe twice a year the whole brood is together. Happy times ❤️✨️

We're back, shattered and have sooooo much TV to look forward to. Pizza and relax. 📺 Traitors 📺 Drag Race 📺 RHOSLC 📺 Riot Women 📺 Slow Horses

Observing the handsome DILF in departures resulted in me walking into the Ladies loos 😬.

That'll teach me... just as I posted everything runs on time in Austria, the Airport train cancelled. Just had to run down the street with my case shouting and almost wrestle a man to the ground, as he tried to get in the Uber we booked. Husband pissing himself 😂.

Reflections on Austria: 🇦🇹 Everything runs on time 🇦🇹 It's very clean 🇦🇹 The menfolk are 🥵 🇦🇹 Cakes are off the scale 🇦🇹 Vienna is stunningly beautiful 🇦🇹 They don't break the rules - cross on red at your peril.

Morning All 👋. Sad faces as we're leaving Vienna. It's been a fantastic trip. Very romantic city - highly recommend 👌❤️✨️.

Delicious 😋

Dolled up for a belated birthday dinner 🍽.

Museum shop catering for the Gays.....😂

Some more art from today. Love a good gallery 🙌.

Gays suffering a minor inconvenience....😏

Think the Museum of Modern Art thought I was staying for dinner 😏.

Saw some art #Mumok. Amazing structure.

Breakfast was amazing. Croque Madame with salmon, onion soup, yoghurt with fruit, cinnamon, and vanilla coffee - delicious 😋. Vienna is doing its thing 😍.

Morning All 👋. Happy Friday. People are always kind about guessing ages. Yesterday, on my birthday, three people, independently and unsolicited, took a guess at my age. All three said 34. I mean, they can't all be wrong, can they? (Stupid, maybe, wrong, no 😂).

3 Capital cities in a day was a tall order but made for a fantastic birthday. Back in Vienna now for ice cream Thank you for all of your lovely birthday messages ❤️✨️. You've made an old guy very happy 😊.

Starbucks, Budapest toilet instructions are confusing? ❌️ Don't do a poo from a great height ❌️ Don't lob your poo down the toilet ❌️ Danger - exploding poo

Budapest is Budapesting this evening ❤️✨️🎉.

Hungarian goulash and Pig's trotter (which I was cajoled into by the waiter - but it was delicious 😋). #Budapest

Birthday afternoon in Budapest 🎂🎉✨️. Parliament building is spectacular, and the shoes were very moving.

Met a couple from America, both in their 80's today. Can't wait to be that age and just say what the fuck I want to people. Me and Husband 😳😲😂 ....

More Bratislava. Food was delicious - very cabbagey and meaty. And the best Birthday present EVER! 🎂❤️✨️

Birthday morning in Bratislava.❤️✨️🎉🎂.

Fifty fucking seven! 🙄🎂 And I really am this year 😂 #IYKYK. Also, wishing fellow skeeters and birthday twins (though younger by many years) a very happy birthday 🎂. The very lovely and handsome: @bullbonds.bsky.social @wmhsoj.bsky.social, @browbar.bsky.social and the Mother Loreen 🙌. 🎂♥️🎂♥️🎂♥️🎂

Wednesday night in Vienna can be ..... eventful 😏.

For when you're "hungry like the wolf" 😏 #duranduran

Viennese food tour today with the lovely Maria. Featuring Wiener wurst, punchkrapfenn, schnitzel (of course) and strudel. A variety of beers and wines for Husband, local 0% alternatives for me. Loads of fun and stuffed to the brim 😋😋.

When I want to have fun, I go to the.....

Morning All 👋. Hope you're well? The grind don't stop for a holiday 💪. What a view to exercise to.