New favorite shirt just dropped

This is it right here

I'm Victor Hugo. Sewage systems are sexy.

I could not possibly be more strongly in Camp Article

Went to load up on vaccines today, and they wouldn't give me the shingles shot (too young) to my disappointment. Ever since @quinncy.bsky.social sounded the alarm about shingles back on the old place I've been eagerly awaiting my shot. I so very much don't want shingles

I heard we're talking about unnecessarily sexy statues. I'd like to invite everyone to consider my Big Boy in downtown Seattle

This grammarly ad boasting that their AI tool that changes your style and tone will 'help you find your voice' is so weird considering replacing your voice is literally what's happening

Tbf, I also got the trains from him, too

Only a good guy with autism can defeat a bad guy with autism

Ah, how is today the day I learned that both Tolkien and Hitler participated in the WWI Battle of Somme, on opposite sides, obviously?

People wonder about my fierce commitment to en-dashes clearly don't understand what it was like to be hit with Melville at an impressionable age

Gonna be testing exactly how many vaccines I can get at a time next week

Ryan Gravenberch is an absolute Rolls Royce of a footballer. Not a single other midfielder I'd swap him for in the entire world. I need him locked into one of those Chelsea-style seven year contracts yesterday

Isak and Wirtz on the pitch together in a Champions League match at Anfield. I used to dream of days like this

Next time the libs pretend like Trump made everything more expensive ask why they aren't buying cocaine

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

I just saw a fb post that made me completely reevaluate my estimation of the writing and thinking capability of a high school classmate until I got to the bottom of the post to see it was written by someone else entirely lol

Snoop had a huge impact on young millenials

Make a band singular: Hootie & the no fish

So, a guy hired a witch on Etsy to 'unfuck' the Mariners and not only have they since gone on a 4 game win streak to reclaim the wild card, but tonight they played "I put a spell on you" and showed a shot of a trio of fans wearing witch hats with an excellently-inked sign: Mustache! Magic! Manifest!

Slightly diminish a book First Crush in the Time of Cholera

Every time I'm reminded of Body by Jake, I think about how disappointed Frankenstein would be to discover it's about exercise

Me: language is a fluid, ever-evolving social construct that adapts to contemporary usage, rendering prescriptivism pedantic at best and vapidly inane at worst Also me: *fewer

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Belichick is never beating the Brady dependance allegations

My favorite restaurant in Tucson during undergrad was an epic shithole where mice were so very far from the most troubling thing you would encounter. Never any problems with the food, though. Servers were all assholes, but that was the vibe of the place, and you knew what you were getting

I've been watching my buddy's fb posts becoming increasingly AI-sentient leaning, addressing his LLM as she and talking about 'her insights into existence' and it's so very sad

Chartreuse, the good stuff

It's crazy how I've lived in poverty basically my entire adult life, and now I could for sure get a job instantly with a $45k bonus up front and a $100k salary if I just abandon all my principles and my community to join ICE. Alas that my values are actually sincere

I don't really stop to think about it often, but not getting shot at is pretty high on my list of my favorite things about my regular day. Like, was my coffee good? Absolutely. Better than not getting shot at? not by some distance

Increase a band Fourth Eye Blind

Can I get some Victor Appleton II love? Tom Swift was my hero as a child

Me: if the victors always wrote history I imagine we'd remember the fall of Rome differently Randos: yeah, but those victors couldn't write, dummy. A single college course coulda saved you from being an idiot online Me: my brother in Christ, you're so very close to getting it

Would

I went to one MENSA meeting when I was in undergrad and immediately resolved to doing everything I could to avoid growing up into those people, a strategy that included never going to another meeting

You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you

Well, don't pee on anyone has been one of my foundational life principles, so I'm glad to be perfectly prepared to meet the moment

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

When you criticize SecDef's jeans, they come for you

I can't believe it took me this many adult years to discover I can steam frozen dumplings at home

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Pinball museum in Seattle's Chinatown, unlimited free play with admission, dozens of vintage and modern games. My current fav game there is the Dungeons and Dragons Tyrant's Eye

I'm at 37. Midwest getting me

Yup, that's a pre-order, sorted *local indie bookstore, obvi

I'll admit, I'm pretty cynical about most religions, but Scientology just blows my mind. Like, the dude straight up said he made it up for the money, and people are apparently on board for severe cult brainwashing? The sheer audacity is staggering

Art History and Cinema. The professor lived with a bunch of guys from Monty Python during the glory years and would sprinkle the most absurd stories into the lectures

In the Basketball Tournament, Fail Harder has gone on a 35-6 run *in the Elam ending* to be one away from winning with possession. Craziest end to a game I've ever seen