Petition to change Hail to the Chief to the Imperial March.

Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king…….

O-H!

Mob Boss orders hit on those reminding his people they don’t have to break the law.

For those following this case, this is tremendous news.

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

And to think National Sandwich Day was YESTERDAY! So close to perfection. Do you hear the people sing? Singing of mustard and onion. #sandwichtrial

Do you think trump is mad he wasn’t named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive?

I hope the writers on SNL are paying attention to the sandwich trial.

Bay Village, Ohio. A sleepy little upper- middle class suburb of Cleveland turned out!

If being against fascism makes me anti-fascist, then I guess that’s just how the English language works. If you are not anti-fascist then I guess you aren’t pro-democracy which means you hate America and the troops. Am I getting “messaging like a repub” right? Or not hyperbolic enough?

Like the White House itself, the ballroom is apparently being built using slave labor.

As sundown approaches, I’m wishing all my Jewish friends a meaningful fast.

Escalatorgate reminds me of a classic Mitch Hedberg bit. “Escalators can never break. They just become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign. Escalator Temporarily Stairs. We Apologize For The Convenience.”

Can anyone tell me an amendment to the constitution this administration hasn’t tried to violate?

It turns out Sarah Palin really CAN see Russia from her house.

@mcuban.bsky.social I know you’re actively seeking healthcare reform and have done amazing work in the prescription drug industry. Thank you. Is there anything that can be done about these abusive practices?

Can I just say that I absolutely adore @mcuban.bsky.social reposting all the replies re: engagement and thought diversity. I don’t understand the hateful rhetoric towards him. He has just as much right as any other person to say how he feels on this platform and criticize this platform. 1/2

The president is threatening physical violence against a citizen. Is this in his official capacity? www.tmz.com/2025/05/21/d...

Let’s be clear. The government will not purge the contempt. They’ll first say they don’t have to do anything. If forced, they will claim to have purged but will provide little or no evidence to support. They will lie.

Teaching my children some lovely songs for when we have to perform as a singing troupe as a pretext to escape the country.

I stand with the Penguins. #penguintariffs

Ladies and gentlemen, the new leader of the Democratic Party.

I am not surprised by the capitulation by these large law firms and let me explain why: Preface to say Not all Firms, Not all Lawyers* So don’t come at me with your anecdotes. I’m obviously speaking in generalities. 1. Most Big Law firms are full of lawyers with moneyed backgrounds. /1

Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia, Putin is sad he was left off the group chat.

Any chance SCOTUS uses docusign? Asking for the millions who are pissed that the a-hole running the country has given almost wholesale immunity.

Dear god, Democrats. Stop playing by rules that do not apply anymore!

Michael Harriot has always been brilliant. Once again he absolutely nails it. www.contrabandcamp.com/p/the-threat...

www.americanbar.org/news/abanews... As a member of the bar and a judicial officer I approve this message.

A muskmobile with a Puerto Rican flag. As if the white supremecists care that he’s American. A total self-own.

Stopped using Twitter (X) over a year ago, but finally deactivated my account. I know it’s too little, too late, but it’s something.

Need just one reporter to follow-up by asking trump why he’s such a fucking liar.

Congress needs to remember that it is a co-equal branch of government and stop letting trump and his goons run all over their authority. And for the love of god, stop calling him “daddy.” It’s gross and implies that he’s in charge of you. How very “alpha.” ::eyeroll::

This thread. This freakin thread.

I’ve decided to bring more masculine energy by taking to my death bed during my next cold.

@titusnation.bsky.social so glad you’re here. You were one of my favorite follows on threads. Glad to have your voice again.

From now on, when someone does something so totally awful it could literally change your daily interactions, that person Zucks. They Zuck so hard. Their actions totally Zuck. And if you disagree you can go Zuck it.

Merrick Garland and the DOJ must ignore Judge Cannon’s order enjoining the release of the Special Counsel’s report. 1. It is an unlawful order. 2. As a practical matter, the only recourse is to order the DOJ to come before the court and show cause why they shouldn’t be held in contempt.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict Tadanobu Asano as 2025’s sexiest man alive.

Starve a fever, feed a cold. Imma just keep eating this pizza in case a cold is coming on.

In 2025 I shall strive to find contentment and peace. After destroying the patriarchy and fighting fascists, of course.

Thank you, President Carter, for your lifetime of service to this country and for being an example of grace, dignity, and leadership to all those who came after. Your contributions have meant so much to so many. Rest in peace.

Fairly certain I’m 90% chocolate and Christmas cookie.

I was just followed by a fake Mark Hamill. Does that mean I’ve almost made it?

Today has made me so sad and angry. A jackass on my local member-only Facebook page posted a video of what appeared to be an unhoused person asleep under a bus bench near his house with a derogatory comment. Many from the community called him out, but he kept doubling down and others joined him. /1

Sending this to @gtconway.bsky.social because corgis are awesome.