Another new sack of Sack!

If there is one person that you absolutely should not lie about how much THC you consume, it's an anesthesiologist.

Kill your darlings.

If you need a pick me up, just know that somewhere in the great beyond, Anthony Bourdain is beating the dog shit out of Henry Kissinger.

Fairy bread for my Ausies on the team. To say it was a hit was an understatement.

Go birds

For people who are struggling Gagitas syncopation during her halftime song, go back and listen but use the cow bell as your metronome. It really comes in strong with "If the world was ending". If you are still struggling, listen to the brass fills as she finishes phrases. Perfectly on point.

My office for the evening.

The Lincoln Memorial is the world's largest cuck chair.

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Not enough of y'all we're forced to read Watership Down and The Neverending Story at a way too young of an age, and it shows.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

The next person to ask about the attractiveness of players I cover is gonna catch a fade, and I sure as shit aren't talking about football or haircuts.

Ok, imma need people to start dropping the most important dates and events for the things they are passionate about, so I can shit on it and drop the dumbest, loudest, hottest takes about it to their face. No. It won't matter how much it means to you, or if what I say is problematic. Fair's fair.

I think we can all agree that that the Lion wasn't really cowardly, he just had undiagnosed Oztism.

If AI was really that great, it wouldn't be available to everyone for free.

My mental health is so bad today, I willingly had 2 fast food fish sandwiches for lunch.

😅😅😅

People shouldn't need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women.

Texas Senate District 9 over the years ⬇️ 2022 ➡️ 🔴 Republican wins by 20 points 2024 ➡️ 🔴 Trump wins by 17 points 2026 ➡️ 🔵 Democrat wins by 14 points We can compete and win anywhere. But we MUST show up and vote! TEXAS your primaries are on Tuesday, March 3! www.texastribune.org/2026/01/30/t...

We must ensure the Ska overlords once again reign supreme, join me in ensuring heir supremacy on the airwaves with some funky brass jams.

Let's do the damn thing.

NRA UPDATE: "Guns Don’t Kill People ... Except When People are Filming the Govt." #ABlueView 🧵1/3 The shift on the Right on guns & their unmitigated hypocrisy is mind-blowing, right? Pretti deserved to die and Rittenhouse deserved freedom & a podcast deal.

You wanna run around talkin' 'bout salt like I ain't got none. What, you think I sold 'em all?

In the face of resistance, Taco Trump (Trump Always Chickens Out) has apparently backed down on bullying threats to invade Greenland and impose tariffs on NATO allies. (cartoon Dave Granlund)

What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.

Yeah, my team is pretty good.

I hear auto raid shoutouts is something y'all Twitch streamers are interested in? Coming soon...

I hope Sinners sweep the Oscars with the 16 noms they got just to see whiny little bitches lose their mind, also be cause it's a tremendous piece of original art.

I don't .. (cartoon Clay Bennett) #trump #ice

Chariots of Fire and On Top of Old Smokey are the same tune.

It's pretty obvious when you think about it. This administration's dump stats are intelligence and constitution.

The Devil Went Down To Georgia isn't about a violin, it's actually a cuck-off.

Doing the dang thing.

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 🤗 ⚡️ #wednesdaymotivation

..,in 1941 Dr Seuss could see "America First" was a slogan for Nazis: and an attempt to other and denigrate other countries. It was Nazi then and remains so today (Cartoon in PM Magazine, 1941: collections Univ. So Cal San Diego)

Let's do the dang thing.

Another Magat got his jaw broken in a fight in front of a global audience? Damn, 2026 better keep this energy.

I feel bad for all those alpha bros out there. Always on pre-release because they are so unpolished and buggy. Meanwhile well adjusted people are out here on the store shelves.

New spectacles to better watch all this bullshit.

The Most Upsetting Nerds Of A Feather Ever (Actual title of the episode) is looking for 4 contestants for the upcoming LvLUP for RACIES event. No trivia knowledge required. The only thing three of you need to be able to do, is to commit to bits. The fourth will need to survive them. Get at me

We are dangerously close to a Ska revival, and I am here for it!

Anime horse girls banding together in droves to support the Denver Broncos because they love Ume Museme and the Broncos are a horsie is wild. Fuck yeah, hell yeah. Sports are the best.