I've been painting some ooky spooky vampire space marines. Because I'm an old man who hates change I have de-primarisified them as much as reasonably possible. #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #bloodangels #givememk7helmetsorgivemedeath

GW consistently refused to give us Warhammer Armies: Fishmen, so I was forced to make my own!

Painted the new Geomancer. GW seem to have forgotten about giving them 40k rules (why do you hate Necron Kill Teams, GW?), so I guess they're a spare Technomancer for now. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings

I've painted up a few sections of Necron Tomb World terrain. I originally wanted this just to use as background for photographing other models, but I'm now tempted to get a second set to use for Boarding Actions. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings

My #40k crusade group has started a new Nachmund Gauntlet campaign and as usual I’m writing a campaign diary at victorypointless.com. This time though I’m trying to keep everything in-narrative so it can be read as one continuous story. First 3 entries up. #warhammercommunity

As a wise man once said; 'Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four bio-adapting a giant monster with scythes for hands'. Or something like that, anyway.

I've made some tweaks to my www.dicendamage.com/Warhammer40k 40k damage calculator to show probability distributions instead of just averages. #warhammercommunity

New battle report: Necrons vs Orks - victorypointless.com/2025/08/12/n... #warhammercommunity

Freshly painted: a Necron Triarch Stalker. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

New Battle Report: Tyranids vs Necrons: victorypointless.com/2025/08/05/t... Who regenerates best - Assimilation Swarm or Reanimation Protocols? #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

When I got back into the hobby ~5 years ago the first things I painted were the Genestealers from the Space Hulk box. Now I want to include them in my Tyranid army but they don't match the scheme, so into the Reclamation Pool (Isopropyl Alcohol) they go! #warhammercommunity (un-) #paintingwarhammer

Tech Priest, testing out a paint scheme for a possible AdMech army I definitely shouldn't start. Trying to apply what I've learned doing Non-Metallic-Metal to True-Metallic-Metal to make it pop more. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #stopmebuyinganotherarmy

✨New Codex Compliant✨ In this episode we take a look at the many minis used to represent Eldar Guardians over the years! youtu.be/RYj3lDw65xo

"At an exhibition of my work, I once overheard an onlooker comment: "Look at that, he MUST be on something" I'm not." - Ian Miller

WIP Triarch Stalker, with a slight conversion to remove the pilot. I'm now pondering how I'm going to magnetise this thing for transport... #warhammercommunity

As a quickie palate cleanser between projects I've painted up a pair of #KillTeam measuring gauges in colours based on the #Warhammer40k logo - 2nd edition on one side, 10th on the other. #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity

To celebrate the end of our current #40k Crusade campaign, a mob of us went up to Nottingham to visit Warhammer World and play some final games. Here is a narrative battle report on the 3000 point, 3v2 game I played in: victorypointless.com/2025/07/08/v... #warhammercommunity

New narrative battle report: Voidbound Finale: Judgement Day Orks vs Orks: victorypointless.com/2025/07/03/v... Our Crusade campaign comes to a close. While putting his apocalyptic plan in motion Warboss Uzblitz Gogbusta faces a final challenge. #warhammercommunity #40k #warhammer4k

Ork* Artists! Use one piece to convince people to follow you! *Or human

Crusade battle report: Orks vs Aeldari: victorypointless.com/2025/06/15/v... #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Converted Boy with Rokkit Launcha made from a monopose Boy body with spare Tankbusta bits. Remember kids, don't run while firing a rocket launcher. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

I think this is probably my best mini both in terms of conversion and paint job.

Charity Tuesday! Respond to this post with a mini you’re really proud of Please help boost our - Charity Raffle! 🥳 You could win a fully painted Exorcist Chapter Army! 💀 Please share Link in bio 👇

Blog post on my now-complete 2000 point Ork slow-grow crusade army: victorypointless.com/2025/06/10/v... #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

Ork Battlewagon with a scratch-built deffrolla. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

The Space Marine (with apologies to Julia Donaldson) A grot took a walk though a deep dark wood, A gaunt saw the grot, and the grot looked good, ‘Where are you going to, little green fool? Come and have lunch in my digestion pool.’ 1/

Here's a Soroitas Cannoness I painted a few years back:

Battle report: Tyranids v Necrons victorypointless.com/2025/05/17/t... #warhammercommunity #40k

Some purple people eaters...

Latest additions to my Ork army: victorypointless.com/2025/05/09/v...

Say hello to my little friend!

New (short) battle report: victorypointless.com/2025/04/09/v...

Blog post on various new additions to my Ork crusade army: victorypointless.com/2025/04/06/v...

I've been giving my Orks little muzzle flash sfx and every game has involved me grumbling that it was a very dumb idea because on the tabletop they really get in the way (especially in Boarding Actions). Just finished some Lootas and I've done whatever the opposite of learning my lesson is:

Played 2 #40k crusade games tonight - Boarding Actions vs Custodes and a free-for-all 3 player game against two other Ork players. Won both! (Very narrowly)

Ork Weirdboy kitbash. Alternatively: a self portait of me trying to memorise all the rules necessary to play 40k.