I havent had a cold in so long… this is miserable!

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hell yeah, I have kinks Kind and supportive Incredible friends who Never abandon me despite Knowing that I'm Stupid

Lonx

A nice bath with some sweet wine and a 50mg edible is a special kind of bliss~

God its a beautiful day today here in Phoenix.

Damn he was a local legend

FREE HIM

My goin’ out outfit tonight~

Anon requested Ralsei and Susie 🍑 #nsfw #request #furry #yiff

gawddd i want a coochie so bad

milf with a giant dick hmmmm............................

Loaf 🍞✨

Microbursts are INSANE.

Welp, we just got clobbered out of fucking nowhere

With todays degree of STRESSHORNY™️, light colored jeans were a poor choice. 🙃

What are the cornerstones of YOUR “bedroom” music playlist? Enigma, Cheat Codes, and Schiller are some of mine lol

Woohoo I need surgery 🙃

Give strawbs to the fops.

Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.

I needed the laugh from seeing this today

Little pup is struggling to clean herself up.. 🥺 SStar reward

This kinda sums it up.

Antifa sabotaged the escalator.

Somebody has to say it Boy, that escalatored quickly

Oh…. Ive only had coffee and protein powder all day

Coffee and protein powder counts as breakfast right?

I don’t want to go to work. But on the plus side I’m back in the 270’s at least. #IRLNSFW.

I too would like this

Ursula Assfull Mother Germany, Baden, Archdiocese of Freiburg im Breisgau, Catholic Church Records, 1463-1931

Let’s take Tylenol together

Harrison Butker missed all those kicks because he was upset he was unable to go to his best friend’s fake propaganda funeral, and you’re making fun of him?? You all have a lot of growing up to do.

Hi. Im a sex repulsed asexual. Just because sex repulses me personally doesn't mean it should be censored the way it is being more and more. Just because you personally dont see the value of sex scenes doesn't mean they're irrelevant. It is not a moral failing to like porn and it shouldn't be erased

I cannot fucking WAIT to have a nice bath when I get home

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

Just found out the first chainsaw was invented by an obstetrician to help with troubled births and now I'm going to go cuddle my junk and tell it the bad chainsaw man can't hurt it.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Prancing around the magical forest? In THIS economy?

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

You can only watch this today youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

🦌 "I've never had eggnog." 🐯 "We could try get you to try that one day, maybe." 🦌 "Okay. As long as it's not pegnog. 🐯 "Nono, we wouldn't do that. 🦌 "I could dress up like a Ferenghi and you could peg Nog." [SOUNDS OF VISCERAL DISGUST]

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

I fucking love this video. Tiger: GET OFF ME YOU BASTARD!! LION: BUT I LOVE YOU STRIPY FREN!!

Dutch late night TV has its take

When I say :3 this is literally what I mean

Don’t stop calling stop-paypros.neocities.org

A source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard notes the company is paying attention to calls around the payment processor issue. These calls continue to make the company uncomfortable internally

Remember when Wolfenstein said “fuck Nazis” in a tweet and every republican and trumper thought it was a personal attack against them lol Can’t imagine Bethesda having the balls to make another Wolfenstein game now.

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