I’m kinda anonymous online which is a shame because if anyone from my past tries to find me, they probably won’t be able to, and therefore wont be able to see how awesome I am at failing at life !

In the meantime I’m just gonna say stupid shit and be dumb

Just let me know when anything actually happens about any of this.

I’ve been using this BODY WASH as hand lotion for over a week……….

Someone I worked with 10 years ago now works with my husband. Today he told him that I’m his wife and he said that I’m a great person, so take that motherfuckers!!!!!

I am big Billy the biggest wet Willy

I’m just kind of a stupid idiot

He’s just a baby

It’s snowing !

My husband couldn’t make it to my cousin’s wedding with me, so I was sat alone with a bunch of strangers who were 10+ years younger than me. The majority of them happened to be stand up comedians, so that was fun lol

Hi from Brooklyn

I can get that here if I use the toilet immediately after my husband

First Lady of NYC is an illustrator & animator yessss

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Everyone on earth has kicked a pregnant person. If you say you haven’t, you’re lying.

I discovered I have a big hump on the back of my neck, I say as I type this while looking down at my phone

Why’d I turn this freaking game on

You think you’re sadder than me?! I’ve been sad since like 1992

I think a lot about the chance we had at the start of COVID to finally become a more compassionate, collectivist nation, and how profoundly we were failed not only by the sociopathic greed of the ruling class but by each other. It doesn’t mean we won’t get there, but the lost opportunity haunts me.

How are we letting total f**king DORKS destroy our country?? @podsaveamerica.crooked.com

Can you actually shut the fuck up?

I miss Jenna Marbles. I hope she wins her basketball game tomorrow.

@kaaayceee.bsky.social Saw this, thought of you.

Why is this always happening

Monday morning starting off with purrs from baby Eggnog (sound on)

I’m friggin freezing

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

Warm days, cold nights, late October 🍂

Dogs.

Going viral sounds scary and I hope I never do it

hell

Frito chili pie

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

Herd Mail!! Just in time for #MakeADogsDay ❤️‍🩹 It’s Fall Y’all and it is definitely sweater weather in Idaho. This will be the first winter for Justin Furstenfeld, and Catherine O’Hara. Brrr. Thank you so much @romeothedog.bsky.social for your craft and your kindness. And socks to match the house!

How the F is October almost over already

Don’t expect me to ever make any sense; that is not my thing.

Did that cat ever get their cheeseburger?

I’m extremely tired to the max & beyond

The other night One Last Breath by Creed played in my dream

He needs to get his pants hemmed

What’s it like to sleep through the night & not wake up 100 billion times?

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

Happy Columbo’s Day

I know I’m a couple years late, but I just discovered Stephen Wilson Jr.’s music and am now obsessed

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