Spring-a-ding-ding!

That's how you run to first, kids.

Does anyone have a video or gif of that time Jim Leyland pantomimed "get me the big tall guy" when he signaled for Brad Eldred from the bullpen... All the blog links I could find are dead 🫠

I can always tell which houses in the neighbourhood have the younger members of the household in charge of taking in the garbage bins. The bins are out there for days! Bless 'em. 😁

Has Popkins lost his pop?

FFS, dropsies.

A gentle reminder to those of us of a certain vintage - get your PSA test, mammogram, and colonoscopy. Don't put it off.

The Zit Remedy.

Tonight's game in New York will not be starting on time. Rain's comin'. #BlueJays

Who did Jamie Campbell say has strep throat?

Am I missing anything in the game tonight?

Just make Hoff the opener. What difference does it make.

<sad trombone>

Nohitternohitternohitternohitternohitter.

The BABIP gods must be really mad at us.

F'n Rays.

That dude sitting beside sparkle jacket bro has a haircut like Casey from Mr. Dress-up.

Three-run homeruns are my favourite!

"If I fits, I sits", dog edition.

Is there anyone downtown with a Metropass who’d be available to help me carry stuff on the 505 from my old apartment to my new place?

If you're thinking about seeing this show, do yourself a favour and get tickets. It's phenomenal. #NeilDiamond #ABeautifulNoise #theatre

It works! 🫨🫨🫨

Pfffftttt.

Schneider's gonna get tossed tonight.

Quesadilla power on Cinco de Mayo!

Big Oak! 💪

Fellow pet guardians - do any of you have Fetch pet insurance? What are your thoughts and experiences with it?

Not an ideal start, eh?

Three-run homeruns are my favourite!

Big Ok! 💪

Varsho body slammed that catcher.

Varsho va-voom!

Something about Jr. Schulman just doesn't appeal to me as a listener.

Boooo. He was safe.

Nohitternohitternohitternohitternohitter.

A lotta swings and misses going on.

What did he do now? (Blue Jays question, not world in general.)

Jason Grilli is a large man.

Can someone please give me a heads up when the game is over? I'm at work and recording it to watch later, and it's set to keep taping for another hour after the scheduled time, in case. Cheers!

It's a streak!

Atta boy Varsho!

If you're the astronauts, what do you say when the rescue team knocks on the capsule door? "Who's there?"... "No casa!"... "Get off my lawn!"...

Exactly this!

That particular "fan experience" seems completely unnecessary.

Vladdy is too challenge-happy.

The Blue Jays have not hit a 3-run homer yet this season? Let that change tonight.

Send Hoffman out there to eat these last outs.

Keep Gausman away from the sickies.

Have we tried unplugging them and plugging them back in again?

Well shit. Always remember they traded him away.