Is everyone still breathing?!

There was a point in time that the younger you wished to do, or be, or have something in life. Today, you do, or are, or have that thing. Honour your younger self and appreciate what you've accomplished!

Birb feets.

Just realized it's a long weekend! Extra naps are on tap! #winter #hibernation

The older I get, the more time I spend saying "Doesn't that hurt their knees??" while watching the Olympics.

PSA: Dill pickle hot sauce on macaroni and cheese is top notch. You're welcome.

@viper13.bsky.social AF2 is on the move. Is VP scheduled somewhere?

@lesleynope.bsky.social @theheatheremm.bsky.social @alexisg.bsky.social @gabndad.bsky.social

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university - 1.) The Mediterranean World 2.) Crime in England in the 17th Century 3.) Canadian Constitution 4.) Opera 5.) Modern Texts in Political Theory

Goodbye Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, whimsical, magical queen.

14 days until pitchers and catchers report!

Random people talk to me and tell me things. Today, as I was in the chip aisle, I stepped out of the way of a lady trying to go up the aisle. She thanked me, then stopped to show me that she found corn puffs to eat, because popcorn upsets her tummy. Good on you, madam!

All TDSB schools, sites and administrative buildings (including Child Care centres) will be closed to students and most staff on Monday, January 26, due to ongoing snow removal and a Major Snow Storm Condition and Significant Weather Event declared by the City of Toronto.

"Board of Peace."

CTV, who is this blowhard talking nonsense on this segment? He's one of the problems, as it sounds.

Next Stop: #SpringTraining! #TruckDay | @CanadaMovingInc

At least it's not the AL East.

Come home, Bo darling.

There are just so many people right now who deserve a swift and hard coup de pied.

@girlswagger101.bsky.social Hi Swag! How are you doing?

You know those plug-in mug warmer coasters that keep your beverage warm? They get really hot. Ask me how I know.

@buddyandbelle95.bsky.social Hi friend! Just popping in to see how you're doing.

@cdnhousehippo.bsky.social Checking in on you! How are you feeling today?

Transaction Friday would be trés bon.

Wherever and however this season greets you, my wish for you is that you find some joy and peace in each day, and that your heart smiles when you do. Merry Christmas, friends. 🎄🎅

Can any of my friends here translate a 10-second video from Arabic to English?

It would be, like, totally tubular, if the Jays could, like, sign Bo Bichette or something.

@collingwoodjays.bsky.social @kaceyscrumbs.bsky.social FYI - Town under Boil Water Advisory | Town of Collingwood share.google/bAaUsRnfOL9Q...

Are any of my friends here connected in any way to anyone who works in Canadian book publishing? If so, can I ask you some questions?

This is not the #TransactionFriday I was looking for.

Anything cookin' at the winter meetings?

If you have a diabetic friend I hope you'll pass this along. This is why I still do the old prick your finger method. www.sudbury.com/beyond-local...

However your day may be going today, I hope that your hot beverage of choice is the perfect temperature!

Blast Gretzky all the way into the outer rim of space.

The only prize FIFA should be awarding is Best Dramatic Actor at a Sporting Event.

Snowed in. 🥶

What's up, homies?

Why are Matt and Jack/Alvin sitting further back this season? They used to be right by the court, front row.

Can we have a #TransactionTuesday?

Poll: Do I get my family members (and myself) some fun socks for Christmas, or is that an expense not worth adding?

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Frank Sinatra U2 Willie Nelson Pearl Jam Tony Bennett

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends.

Bring me all the deals. #baseball #notBlackFriday

@alexisg.bsky.social 😃

What the heck is this Santa Claus Parade broadcast? Can they show the actual parade????

November 22. #Whamageddon

Oh yeah. Christmas baking, baby. 🎄🎅

I used the word "cattywampus" in a sentence today. 💪