At this rate, my grandkid will have no use for money…

The dogs were incredibly good this week

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

#LFC #champions #YNWA

“I just start manipulating them. It’s like a dial - turn down, turn up. Pure grift. I don’t even wait. When you’re President, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the Dow. You can do anything.”

Come to think of it, this whole cabinet gives strong vice principle Vernon energy

Inside each of us are two cats. One is honky. The other is smelly. Both are in a cradle.

"Your outtie posts nearly humorous things on social media to the delight of several."

“Check the site whose ad revenue benefits me” is itself a conflict of interest! ☠️

Current mood. #luka

No funeral.

I only read Pornhub for the articles

Starting each new year with a terrible hangover seems ill advised and yet here we are

TV on the Radio was the other half of this episode. I must have watched it a hundred times. So great

YES!! One of the last things I was missing from the old place…

Fuck Elon.

Liking ten posts feels like a lot of pressure. It determines my whole algorithm here? So much riding on this decision. I spent less time picking a college