Halloween Fern

me trying to explain to the higher-ups at my job that keeping all of external engagement materials/presentations in plain, colorless, boring corporate branding is only going to make certain that the audience will get bored and not read any of it

I just want frieren season 2 man…

she called me a “problem magnet”

I am constantly surrounded by bullshit at work and today my boss revealed to me that people on this project team say they purposefully come to me with their bullshit issues because I am “good at thinking outside the box to find solutions” 🫩

this is diabolical and reminds me of when I was a corporate manager at a place with “unlimited pto” only to be told that I needed to have a “talking-to” with any of the ppl who reported to me if they took more than 20 days off 🙃

The obvious solution to this issue would be “go to bed earlier!” but my entire fucking social life is playing video games with friends over discord from approximately 9pm-11:30pm 🫩

About a month ago I started a medication for my ocd and it’s giving me this super weird side effect where it makes me wake up super early in the morning. Kind of frustrating because I don’t really have to be up until 8:30 for work and I’ve been waking up at like 5:30 consistently

Ernest Pigeons England and Wales, Census, 1891

Major Bitch United States, Census, 1870

me: hey you're playing a forge domain cleric right? dnd friend: yeah dnd friend: why dnd friend: what are you planning

a little kiss on their forehead too

I told my physical therapist (after seeing her for over 6 months lmao) that I have autism and that’s why my interoception sucks and she said “oh I already knew your interoception sucks but I didn’t think you were autistic I just thought you were fun” so that’s a win for me

seeing support for amber heard after all these years is vindicating but also so incredibly frustrating I just don’t understand why everyone fell for it. Why couldn’t everyone see the obvious?

Edelgard💐 #FireEmblem

Edelgard #FireEmblem

Im sad that this may be what ends up happening bc everyone’s like “Laney’s character will know we’re friends and we have a plan implicitly!” but an autistic person who has never had friends isn’t going to think that. They’re going to think “how stupid was I to ever think someone would be my friend?”

they really said except the character is nb but. yea

all the players: lane we love your character so much 🥹🥹 they’re so sweet me: hehe thank u the party: how about we take them hostage and lock them up and use them as bait without telling them what our plan is me: what

me getting ridiculously sad when one of my plushies falls off the bed in case they think i've mistreated them :<<<

oh this is diabolical

NOT SOMEONE NAMED “RETARNISHED” ON NIGHTREIGN HELP 💀

the neighborhood blue jays are dicks but I have grown to adore them. Those are MY little assholes

does anyone else not really find being called pretty or beautiful or hot much if a compliment? Like I know people are trying to be nice but I place so little value on my appearance compared to other things….

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

turned on my camera to show off my giant blue jay squishable and only one person reacted to him I hate this company

I saw a video of a guy talking about how he got paralyzed from falling off a cliff while snowboarding in a restricted area and someone commented “as a lifelong skiier, you shouldn’t go past any ropes into any restricted areas” like do you think he hasn’t figured that one out yet? HE FELL OFF A CLIFF

people will be leaving the most dogshit obvious unsolicited advice in the comments section on the internet and I don’t know why they think it’s appropriate 😭 or necessary!!!

update: I froze to death

Blue Jays are part of the crow family, as my 5yo who is much more knowledgeable about the natural world than I am, recently informed me. My bird knowledge is poor, I just like to draw them. Grateful to have a young naturalist at home. #art #illustration #birds

Ok I spawned a new world in bedrock and my spawn point is on top of a snowy mountain so I’m okay with this

I’ve never played minecraft java and didn’t realize there’s not an easy way to use a controller for it 😭 I’d load into bedrock but my java world spawned me into a cherry blossom forest so how tf do I just go and create a new world now, this one is perfect

they added body parts to lethal company like they just have cut off tongues and feet for loot now

shoutout to the middle aged white guy who told me I’m too young for birdwatching at the at the hawk sanctuary

The lack of curly hair options on websites like picrew astounds me just because curly hair is so fun to draw??? Straight hair is so boring, why does no one wanna draw curly hair 😭

me waiting for the amazing devil to release new music

She call me apple with way I be in cider

#linktober day 2 Magic ✨ 🪄 #linktober2025 #zeldafanart #loz #echoesofwisdom

I’m going to a hawk sanctuary on Saturday and it’s gonna be a drive but it’s in the mountains and I’ll get to see the fall foliage 🍂🍁I hope they have stuffed animals at the gift shop

Dick Brain England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

I like to eat lemons like they are oranges

so fucked that you’ll sprain your ankle one time and then it’s just ruined for the rest of your life

#FE3H edeleth “Perhaps someday the flame emperor will appear before you without his mask…”

I still think this is my favorite internet meme creation of all time like I’ll think of it randomly and start laughing sometimes. osteoporosis

@squishable.bsky.social if project open squish ever comes back please accept my vision 😭

project open squish isn’t taking suggestions so I can’t submit a vulture design

some ppl are leaving bluesky… posting again to say I’m still on egge and I use the app regularly, my username is dnd

The party doesn’t know I have created graphs where I can place my character’s trust level in each of their other characters that I update over the course of every session

question for fellow they/thems Do you prefer being called “themself” or “themselves?” I always assumed everyone was “themself” but apparently not??

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