Leaving my hotel right now to go and slay the Met Gala. Anna Wintour is going to wish she never stole my hairstyle. #metgala #metgala2026 #annawintour

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "I blocked Gracie Abrams“

Not to mention that was all just last Thursday

Knee arrested for DUI, everybody using the r slur, war in the middle east…. it feels like 2008 again

Tate McRae has been chosen as the new Ayatollah.

I told Israel where Khamenei was hiding

I know Bebe Rexha would’ve helped Anne Frank if she was in the attic with her. She would’ve figured it out.

Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it. What is this and why does it exist?

My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them

can we workshop the name

OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN

For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk

Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist

I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.

U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie

The life of a chop hoe

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career

Imaginery Opps

Bonnie Mckee seeing this

Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee

I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her

this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭

Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩

I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers

I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.

This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)

my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭

I am not transgendered

when its april 2nd and your son still a Gracie Abrams stan

I’m your Grandmother

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag… sis im dead as a chile

mexican drag queen named el chop hoe

going to a JLO concert cause i need some time alone

Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

Like a poem said by a lady in red…

Just a reminder to my CHRISTIAN brothers and sister that Abracadabra by Lady Gaga is about BLACK MAGIC! stay away from that satanic harlot

Jay-Z check cleared on time this year

Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….

In honor of black history month, I’m not finna use aave

being sad tiktok is gone but then realizing im never going to hear a gr*cie abr*ms song ever again

Miss Chop Ho? Is it alright if I hand in my chilework assignment a little late?

Welcome back, David Lynch

The Perks of Being a Chop Hoe

Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!

First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄

I’m sorry but how does a fire do this 😭 just put it out?