Uma Kompton is prettier, skinner, and more talented than cokehead minaj youtu.be/H7V-S-WL6A8?...

I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.

U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie

The life of a chop hoe

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career

Imaginery Opps

Bonnie Mckee seeing this

Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee

I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her

this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭

Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩

I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers

I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.

This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)

my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭

I am not transgendered

when its april 2nd and your son still a Gracie Abrams stan

I’m your Grandmother

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag… sis im dead as a chile

mexican drag queen named el chop hoe

going to a JLO concert cause i need some time alone

Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

Like a poem said by a lady in red…

Just a reminder to my CHRISTIAN brothers and sister that Abracadabra by Lady Gaga is about BLACK MAGIC! stay away from that satanic harlot

Jay-Z check cleared on time this year

Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….

In honor of black history month, I’m not finna use aave

being sad tiktok is gone but then realizing im never going to hear a gr*cie abr*ms song ever again

Miss Chop Ho? Is it alright if I hand in my chilework assignment a little late?

Welcome back, David Lynch

The Perks of Being a Chop Hoe

Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!

First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄

I’m sorry but how does a fire do this 😭 just put it out?

S(he) S(hits) (Her)self

The T in T-Shirt stands for Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

Welcome back Jimmy Carter

My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm uncomfortable?

no gay stuff allowed today. its new years eve, not new years steve

Can i be the first one to get some robot dick

New year, same me cuz im perfect

Whatever happened to that plane that just disappeared like?????

Woke up MONOGAMOUS again. thank god

Republicans be like:

me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine

Santas not the only one coming tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦

Blake Lively flicked my [email protected] at a meet and greet and said "Loose wait fatty" Never been so humiliated in my life.