The most recent verbal stim in my house:

I know I keep having to say it, but I AM STILL HERE. The internet is just so exhausting these days, and I'm finding that the things I have to say are better said with my therapist than to the internet. I'm also just doing a lot more reading of books. BUT I AM STILL CHECKING MY E-MAILS!!

I saw Empire Records for the first time last night. Gods, I would love to see a show based on it. Bring in some of the original cast as comeos, or even principal cast. Ugh. That would be great.

We both know your kid is going to be blasting the new TS album on repeat come Friday. Escape the pop barrage and come spend some time with me. Tell me your faves and I'll make a playlist just for us.

My Friday just opened up. See my site to book.

It seems we're getting all the rain we were supposed to get in spring. You have no idea how unbelievably happy this makes me. Autumn is my happy place, and so is non-cold rain. My window seat rarely gets this much attention. The only thing missing is you, parallel reading w me under my cozy blanket.

I've never seen any of the A Quiet Place films, and decided I'm going to start with the prequel. Is this a fuck up? Should I be watching these in release order?

Of course I wake up just dying to be absolutely railed, and both my clients cancelled this week. 🫠 My bank account and my body are feeling NEGLECTED.

It's officially cozy cardigans and travel mugs season! I can't wait to go do all the autumny things. This is my happy place.

Sorry all. I discovered Stardew Valley and next thing I knew it had been 3 weeks. I now have a wonderful farm full of punny pets, a wife named Abigail, and a badass postal service that'll ship ANYTHING. Top notch. 🤌🏻 💜🖤💜

I made a new starter pack for Toronto full service workers. Let me know if you'd like to be added (or removed!) and I'll add as many as I can. I likely missed a lot of people so feel free to suggest folks as well. 😊 go.bsky.app/V3HHnHZ

For the nerds: I will absolutely play video games with you via steam with audio via discord. The stipulation being that you either have to buy the game for me or compensate me for my time (if I already own the game).

Ahoy all. I'm alive. Just very tired. I haven't been sleeping well and have had an increase in personal life stressors. It would be absolutely amazing if I could be fucked into a long, blissful sleep. Thanks. ✌🏻

I need me a tattoo daddy. 😆

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Same

My specific brand of autism has me associate certain scents with certain weather. As such, I have 2-3 scents I wear each season, depending on the weather. Let me take you on a journey of today's scent.

*chomp chomp*

This could be us…

Oh yeah. I (finally) bleached my hair (to prep for my plum) again. I've kinda got that trashy rocker thing going. Get it while you can!

IDK, I've tried quite a few things to deal with the general population, but I'm beginning to think cats have the right idea. #BlueSkyCats #cats #CatTherapy #BiteSomeone

I hope everyone had a good, safe, educational, liberating, and sexy Pride this past weekend! I got messy and had some great fun with some new friends! Want the pre-lipstick-all-over-me pic?

I don't really have a "type", but if I did, it would be Liv Morgan.

meow! accepting inquiries for july 💌 437-429-4398 [email protected]

Special prices until the end of June! -Outcalls at incall rates. -Booking 1h or more to be social? Get another 30min FREE. -$50 off incalls of 2+hrs.

Oh no! This poor siren got caught in her own net! Won't someone help her? 😏

Who's coming with me? We can go back to my place afterward for a different kind of ride. 😏

"I can support sex workers and be anti sex work!!" You legitimately can't be an advocate for a community that you're actively seeking to criminalize, actually

I've done some sprucing of my website! Check 'er out. CaptivatingKaalia.ca And, as always, if you notice anything wrong, let me know.

I missed International Whores Day?!!?! Wuups I'm so grateful for this work that feeds me so much, in so many ways To all those in the industry who I've had the fortune to cross paths with, thank you for being here too 🩵

I have to listen to chainsaws all day, as 3 trees are being ripped out if my back yard. Send help. 😫😅

who am I duo-ing with first in the fine month of june? 👀🏳️‍🌈

I sometimes forget which account I'm on. 😅

Swap jelly for Boston Creme and yaaaaaasss.

YAY is a very dear to me. As a former mentor and current parent, the work they do in the community is so important. Donate minimim $100 and get $150 off of a booking with me. secure.e2rm.com/registrant/m...

Would you text your plumber “Heyyyy avail today??” with no introduction or telling them what service you want? I bet not. Well maybe you’d call at 3 am with a “plumbing emergency” lol. Anyway…. Y’all need some phone manners…

Would me having a cell # to text make you more likely to book?

Reminder that this is a Wendy's. If you want free bread while you decide on your meal, go to Olive Garden.

Make sure you vote today. Vote for compassion. Vote for equity. Vote for justice, not punishment. And remember: voting history and track record are more important than promises and lip service.

If you want my gravy Pepper my ragù Spice it up for Mama She'll get hot for you When they pass that basket Folks contribute too You put in for Mama She'll put out for you

Cancel this!! The piercer who was going to put new holes in my face ghosted. ☹️

My mouth will be unavailable (for a few weeks) after Sunday evening! Im getting several new holes put in it (finally). So if you want this mouth, book before Sunday evening.

Lookin' for a tattoo daddy whom will stab me repeatedly in exchange for getting to stab me repeatedly. 😜

youtu.be/j-RpvIuazmc?... I'm SOBBING!! Give us the deleted scenes!! 😭😭😭

I got my new glasses 'script yesterday (first since 2017 😅) and I DEFINITELY need new glasses. $700 is a kick in the pants though. Who's sending me a gift card to help with the cost?

I've been so busy lately that my birthday completely snuck up on me! It's tomorrow (March 14th)!

Serious question: do civvy girls watermark their photos for reddit/fetlife thirst traps? 'Cause, like, my everything is watermarked and people come at me like I'm just some thirsty tinder chick testing out alternatives.

If you wouldn't say it to her as a stranger on the street, don't start your text-based messages that way either. You have to EARN the privilege to call someone a pet name or honourific. You have to EARN the privilege to speak to someone about the things you will do to them.

Just made a bunch of small, but important, changes to my website. As always, let me know if there's something broken/not working, incorrect, or missing. 😊