Fourth of july you know what that means. Yup. We are all getting EXTREEEEEEMELYYYY fat and jiggly today! Boing boing!

I saw a flake of skin fall off my face out the corner of my eye

Burping so hard I lose my hearing in one ear

Just drop the act bro okay.We all know you're full of pulps and juices

One time in freshman year of highschool in english we were gonna watch spongebob for some reason I forgot anf when my teacher's mouse hovered over season one some girl said "No don't watch season 1, it has bad graphics". I just think about that a lot

I require somebody to tinker with my doodad resulting in an explosive conclusion!

Jovial Bakers🤩🍰👀

I'm a big lazy bear lounging about in the woods and I tear branches off of trees with my brute strenght so I cn scratch my back with them

An apple a day keeps my big ol belly at bay

The person training me at work is warching a tiktok wiht a phonk remix of the dun dun dunnnnn sound efgect on loop and there's like a cartoon banana peel slipping sound effect that plays at the end

All the single furries

Chooch

Blue fry? 🍟🥔

I'm just fishin around, munching algae off the ocean floor and so on and so forth

Her Huge Bangin' Booty Calls To Me And It Won't Stop Keiko Koguchida

Little platypus belly rubs dot gif

Do da crazy leeeegs do da crayzy legs

Relax catholic it's called mormon humor

I do this when I'm happy

remember: never stop gooning your sissy clitty. ever. always sissygasm. keep. fapping. that. euphoria boner.

Yes bluesky I'm discovering

Got that strawberries and cream dr pepper and sum chocolate peanut butter cups😏 ohhhhh yeaaaah

The foodfight fandom is dying repost if you are against Lady X's fascist regime

MY WORLD IS WHOLE AGAIN KITTEN

Bro is squeaky

🐌

Blue's guy you guy s should mmake drafts that woulg be cool.

Come to my lilypad bro💗 let's eat flies bro💗

Fuckleyouuuu🎶 he tryna get some suckleyang🎼fuckleyooooouuu🎶

Ouggggh....I'm so greased up/................./

I need a stuffed animal hammock PRONTO

Yes........Eat more mcnuggets.....Get plumper for bluesky

Being a dingus in the brampton subreddit

I might have eaten a little bit of drywall

Yesterday I found someone's grocery list in a shopping cart

*tips my penis liek a fedora* m'pussy

People don't even schweeble their deebles no more

Hnnnfgfgfhfffff....Reddit...taking over my body.......Must upvote.....Yes

How I've been feeling lately

I find this deeply offensive. her name is Puchiko

Blue's CRY.......😢💧

Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️

Blue's guy

Blue guy

Intolerance