there can only be one cowboy around here!

eros is easy to please for the most part. he’s just happy that someone wanted to spend this day with him! “ i did! also i got somethin’ silly for ya. i dunno if you’ll like it exactly, but. “ revealing: a plush salmon! it’s even got little heart eyes! also a small box of chocolate covered —>

he makes it a point to move inside without showing what he was hiding. juuuust for now! he has that silly grin on his face that just won’t go away. “ nice place! i would have offered mine, but it’s cold in there. that and the whole way of gettin’ in freaks people out. “ hopping into a stands —>

@srfntrf.bsky.social “ pesciiii! “ date time! he may wear a face of confidence but he’s a bit nervous, truthfully. dates weren’t something he went on much. things were usually a lot more focused on *other things. he seems pleased as can be though! very happy to see him. he’s also holding —>

@speckyposting.bsky.social “ oooooi. “ waving a hand! oh, he’s actually dressed up in something outside of his go-to cowboy outfit. something more casual. a bit more showy. “ heeeey, handsome. you still wantin’ to spend valentine’s together? ~ “

“ ya know how to in a work settin’! cuz that’s sorta been yer whole deal for a while. but just relaxin’ with someone outside of work probably feels a little weird. “ tipping his hat up a bit, leaning in. “ you can relax around me! honest. m’ the least judgmental person ever. “

“ it’s not awkward at all! “ it is, but he just is a little blinded to that fact. rocking back and forth in his seat. “ i think it’s just cuz ya dunno how to relax and be social! in a casual environment and stuff. “

* 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. * 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝. [ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚃 ]

ooc. is it too late to do valentine’s threads……..I’ve been sick on and off and haven’t been too active HEEELP

i wonder if i'd look good in a jockstrap .......

YER WEENIE?

it’s flappin’ around like a towel on a clothesline in a windstorm. ( most southern thing he’s ever said ever. )

( definitely noticed! he’s trying to hide his giggling to no real avail. that damn thing looks like it’s going to fly the hell away! ) yer stands bein’ silly.

LETS TAKE IBUPROFEN ............ TOGETHER ..............

i oughta find a special outfit for valentine’s. hrmmmm.

sweet victory! he even celebrates with a weird little dance? grown ass man. “ hell yeah! i don’t usually go to bars by myself, so the company will be good. i gotten some ah. not great comments in the past. “

“ i ain’t! it’s just one of my silly little tricks! i can do a lot more than this, but it tends to freak folks out. “ especially for those who can actually see what they are going inside of.

( mwahmwahmwah. get kissied, dummy. once satisfied with the lipstick marks, he puffs out his chest! )

oi, oi!! where’s pesci! i got a question for em.

“ that’s one way to word it, yeah! i can do that with a lot of stuff. i could explain further, but it’d confuse ya. “ jazz hands! another thing appearing out of thin air! a sketchbook!

i need the daily kissie tax!

clearly the indirect approach wasn’t working too much. grumbling to himself, hands shoving into his pockets. rocking back and forth on his heels. “ i could join ya for said drink. if ya don’t mind the company. “

“ i pulled it outta thin air n’ yer not impressed? man, everyone’s a critic! “ HUFF. chucking it upwards and! gone again.

“ don’t be so meeeean. m’ just a little guy. “ to him, all he would see is eros’ arm disappearing into nothingness? before pulling back and revealing: a little godzilla figure! he loves monster movies. “ ta daaaaah! “

“ i mean, i don’t either! if i don’t wind up findin’ someone to spend it with, m’ gonna celebrate the day after with all that discounted candy—! “ content either way, it would seem. “ can’t remember the last time i was even on a date, actually. “

“ people like me dress a bit weird anyway! it’s like some odd reoccurring thing—? dunno what’s up with that. “ folding his arms over his chest. “ wanna see somethin’ cooooool? “

makes sense! does that mean you can taste anythin’ with yer hands—? or? ( he’s very fascinated! stand users were one thing, but beings beyond his universe? a whole other story! )

c’mere, you sexy ass beanpole.

“ … bah, yer no fun. do you even *do valentine’s day? “ oh! hrm. straightening up and tilting his head to the side. “ or is that more of an american thing? “

“ i guess it’s me who makes it that. the lifestyle also doesn’t help my case. ehe. “ ever since he realized who he really was inside, he’s been owning it.

“ alooooooone! “ dramatically flopping against him.

valentine’s day soon and i will be OOOH so aloooooooone.

" it's sort of just how i guess i look in this get-up. eheh. as someone who WAS around proper cowboys, this is at least ten times gayer than most. " amazing.

i slept till 3 pm. ough. someone come brush my hair.

@voidsecho.bsky.social I've still yet to learn about this one, but if this truly is a second Eros...well, I like him already! And it seems he has some intriguing magical powers...for lack of a better term.

so quiet tonight. wake UUUUPPPP!!

( looking at his cowboy hat. back to him. ) i for one, welcome another southern fella around here! i stand out SO bad here ... 💦

LIKE THIS FOR THE 18+ ONLY ALT!! no minor muns/muses ofc. if you DO NOT have your age somewhere on your profile, i will NOT follow you. also, i share that account with the MVRP version of eros!

LIKE THIS FOR THE 18+ ONLY ALT!! no minor muns/muses ofc. if you DO NOT have your age somewhere on your profile, i will NOT follow you. also, i share that account with the MVRP version of eros!

grumbling to himself. rummaging about in his stand. it's certainly ... a sight to see. a flamboyant cowboy with his arm shoulder deep in a bug beast.

waa! honey buns! hell, i can't even recall the last time i had one! ... ehe. yer right. m' pretty horrible about keepin' up with that. ( tongue out. blegh. ) yer the best.

didja eat yet today? ( smuuush. mwah. ) i sorta forgot toooo.

" bweeeh! " cheeks: pinched! he puffs his cheeks out, crossing his arms over his chest. " no promises! HEH. forreal, i'll behave! like i was neeever there. silently observin' like a ghooooost. " goofy ass.

I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

i want pizza. wauuuu. 🤤

[txt]: whoa whooooooa!!!! i know you must find me appealing but appealing enough to send THIS? ( he's snickering like an idiot and kicking his feet behind the screen. ) [txt]: probably must have been a bitch to do that pose and get the phone at the right angle.

i need that twink, i fear.