as a late #summerhouse fan I'm now taking the plunge and watching it from season 1. this show is electric

everything I love contains Red 40

Carl Radke just tries on a different personality every season #summerhouse

Best subway lines: 1, 3, 7, E and M trains and I will not be taking questions at this time #mta

It is a shame that nobody from Dance Moms has made it on #thetraitors

Every 6 months I get this insatiable craving for Taco Bell. And after I feel like there’s a brick in my stomach and I swear off this place forever. Or at least for the next 6 months

This season is bringing me right back to Room Raiders on MTV #loveisblind

I cannot fathom why anyone likes Miami I fucking hate this city

I used to think having airline status was so cool and now I would rather never be inside another plane ever again

I crashed my done so yeah don’t fly under the influence folks

I’m having dinner with @satanspice.bsky.social let’s goooo

As someone who spent a lot of time in Tyra Banks chatrooms this whole Tyra unraveling is fantastic to me

Adults getting baptized is so gross to me

Getting stoned in MY HOUSE because I am now a HOMEOWNER

Sylvia Browne having an internet comeback brings me more joy than I can ever put into words

There’s a unique spot in hell for Toyota Venza drivers

Kinda feel like airports should have karaoke bars

I like Sweetgreen girl #summerhouse

Heated Rivalry but make it with Carl Radke and Austen Kroll #summerhouse

Amanda reminds me of all the mean employees at Abercrombie & Fitch circa 2006 #summerhouse

Rob is baiting the gays and the housewives and it’s downright homophobic #thetraitors

ChatGPT is reading me to filth over my taste in books

work is killing me right now but it's the 6am moments cuddling with my dog that make me keep going #rescuedogs

January is finally fucking over

Craig is the Lisa Barlow of #SouthernCharm

It’s 15 degrees outside and I’m blasting EDM with my CU Hoodie on. It’s like college all over again. #SkoBuffs

I want to enjoy flying JetBlue but traveling to JFK is so fucking dreadful

Chipotle’s queso is toxic in the most amazing way

Toronto in the winter…. I would kill myself if I lived here

Is phoenix az really just a hellscape? Do I love hell? Maybe

When I die, spread my ashes along Scottsdale Road

Discovering how good Airheads are in my 30s

Highkey SiriusXM is the best music app

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

I still remember the meltdown when Obama placed his foot on the Resolute desk.

What’s up yall I’m in Ireland, drunk and buying NFTs

Absolutely screaming that the guy next to me on this flight whipped out his laptop and then paused, reached into his bag, and pulled out a laptop privacy screen

Holy shit I hate O’Hare so much

When your uber driver farts the whole ride, wtf

There has to be some special chromosome that creates white moms that have tinker bell stickers on their car - I see these people everywhere

You haven’t lived til you’ve heard the conductor say your local train is switching to running express

the new 7th Avenue entrance at Penn Station looks pretty sick actually

I thought a guy on the train was laughing at me but he’s watching Joe Rogan which might be worse :)

Combining my passions for creative writing, marijuana, and public transit #njtransit

My commute home as a haiku: On the train home stoned Do other people see? Quiet car’s elite

this song gets me so fired up every time it comes on, I literally can't help but get hyped

My apartment building is playing jungle sounds in the hallways — feels like I’m living at the Rainforest Cafe

This song just reminds me of the WeGovy commercials #thegreatestshowman

If you wear Hey Dudes I assume you voted for Trump

This ad on instagram actually makes me want this product even less. miss me on AI seeing my bank account #ai #badad