i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Honestly some days you just need a few weeks to yourself

Todays hero

I farted and my cat threw up.

No amount of executive orders can make us cease to exist.

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Pretty sure the demons from Ghost are gonna drag these motherfuckers away.

I’d like an AOC, Bernie, Buttigieg coup, please.

“We’re not going anywhere. What’s more: we’re expanding.” Nearly a dozen of Minnesota’s foremost experts on gender-affirming care collaborated on this beautiful op-ed in today’s Strib. No paywall.

I feel stressed, depressed and like a paper cut out of a person, but I also don’t drink water, work out, eat right or do things I enjoy sooooooooooooo idk could be anything

After only using Bluesky for a month, going back to TikTok is like being at a carnival on shrooms.

Anyone try stretching out their hips lately? Mine are normally tight, but holy hell, that hurts so much more than usual. Must be some extra stored stress and trauma in there 😣

Just an introvert giving the worst presentation of her life. 👋

Tomorrow, my relationship will be old enough to drink. And drink we shall. 🍻

Well well well…

We’re still not shopping at Target.

Night 3 of going to bed thinking about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.

I’m pretty sure this game is going to save democracy. #gobirds

I rebuke the skinhat Tubi commercial.

Super Bowl ads be like, selling nuts? Sell more nuts with AI. Have kids and a job? Job and kids more with AI. NO ONE WANTS IT FUCK OFF!

So, a Fox News ad, a T-Mobile x Starlink ad, and a Meta ad with Chris Pratt… feeling a shift here.

Added to the tracker 🙄 bit.ly/corpdei

Scrolling through Bluesky feeds, realizing I have no interests or hobbies is supes awkward.

One good thing about living through the nazification of America: being drunk hits different.

😏

Old Fashioned: In politics, barf. In a rocks glass, divine.

Working to update our DEI policy tracker, and have to give some kudos to Pepsico for defending its DEI programs from anti-DEI activists. Who knew an annual shareholder’s meeting transcript could be so interesting.

No PlayStation, no TikTok, no eggs, no milk, no crops, no Target, no Starbucks, no flights, no pride, no diversity, no medicine, no research, no school, no privacy, no dollar, no justice, no constitution…

Bsky feed: Horrible thing Horrible thing Nigella Lawson talking about gnocchi Horrible thing

Do you ever feel like you might not ever be happy again?

The Eagles refused to go to the White House last time, and I heard they would refuse again. With Butkisser on the other team, I can’t tell you how much I need the Eagles to win this. I NEED IT. #gobirds

Went to work, went to a party. Check in on Bluesky before bed and apparently we can’t even have the fucking Super Bowl anymore? We don’t want to end racism anymore, NFL? Fuck this shit. Fuck Trump. Go Motherfucking Birds.

Because you actually ruined the world, dipshit.

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

Thanks for your email. I’m currently beside myself. I’ll return your message at my earliest convenience.

Just announced: a class action lawsuit has been brought by right-wing shareholders v. Target for past DEI practices. Will other companies targeted by anti-DEI shareholder activists scrap DEI? Or will they follow JPMorgan Chase CEO's lead and say "Bring them on." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

You know what’s hot? Arrest warrants and articles of impeachment.

Bluesky knowledge flooding my brain every time I open the app

“I could have gone to a bunch of rad parties, but I dismantled your government instead! 🤣🤣” The parties:

RAY OF HOPE …Hey everyone, there are 3 OPEN Congressional seats due tRump's cabinet appointments! We could FLIP THE HOUSE!!!! Let’s save democracy!!!! NY -21 FL-1 FL-6 We must mobilize & win those seats!!!Let’s get & share information about those races. Please get involved.

I remember watching an expert talk about privacy a couple years ago. How she swaps out her phones regularly and doesn’t use fingerprint ID - other stuff I definitely forget. My takeaway was that it sounded like a lot of energy spent on something not necessary. But… I think I was definitely naive.

Excellent, Bluesky - you’ve developed a platform where all independent and most-reliable news sources convene, and where we can build community to support each other in these troubling times. Now… what will we do about 🤲 tHe PaNiC 🤲

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

These are the dems that voted to confirm the guy that just handed the Treasury to Musk: Blunt Rochester Booker Cantwell Coons Fetterman Gallego Gillibrand Hassan Hickenlooper Kaine Kelly King (Independent) Peters Shaheen Slotkin Warner

Two weeks ago, I didn’t even know this app existed. Now I’m all

Guys… I have sprinkle cake in the fridge. 😏 They can’t take THAT away from me.