So aside from the selfie museum, it's been a few weeks since I've done much of anything, post wise. There are 2 reasons for this: First, I've been recovering from a concussion. That put me out of commission for a couple of weeks while I built my strength back up.

New episode! The Selfie Museum Is Down The Street

Bluesky gets the uncovered edition. This is not how you dispose of toys.

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!!!!

Costume and prop check for an upcoming series. Want to know more? Join my Patreon! www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...

It's important to recognize when you're wrong about something. In this case, PVC.

A brief update

Liberals will not save us. They're collaborating with fascists already www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

There's a petition to drop this bill in ourcommons that Canadians can sign. It takes like 2 seconds and is super easy. We, the undersigned, citizens and residents of Canada, call upon the Government of Canada to immediately withdraw Bill C-2 in full. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

A video covering the last couple of posts. Fuck yeah @leatherboycarl.bsky.social Read the book on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...

It's a possible look idea for the safety videos I'm writing with help from the absolutely fucking wonderful @leatherboycarl.bsky.social. I didn't buy it, I'd rather have more orange, or black with reflective stripes. Also the 'stache is gone.

I'm going on vacation for a couple of weeks after today's shift. Since I'll be spending a lot of time on trains and presumably up late at night while everyone else is asleep like usual, I'm hoping that I'll have the text of the book done or close to it. Then i can start the art/chart phase.

While working on the book and taking a break from making the sex shop videos, I've been toying with ideas for sexual safety in a broader sense. Not in a medical way, mind you, but staying safe while hooking up, high risk solo play, and first steps into kink to avoid hurting yourself and others.

Keeping Cool

Background Information

Retail Heat Advisory

A Cage Of Ones' Own This is going to be the last video for a while as I continue to work on the book and other creative endeavors. Thank you all for your support thus far, see you soonish ❤️ #chastity

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Just a reminder: if you are carrying hard drugs when walking into a sex shop or any shop or open establishment for that matter, please make sure you have them on your person before you leave.

That's (Adult) Entertainment A strong, regulated porn industry is proof of a healthy society.

Talking Stockings

Not The Jalapeno Kind

I wrote and recorded an episode tonight about porn, the importance of physical media, how an above board porn industry is a sign of a healthy, expressive, free society, and how "obscenity" is used to target marginalised communities. Sex is political, and the queer joy i get from this is survival.

Dildos and Dildon'ts Here's how you pick your next dildo, enjoy!

Found this neat but the OG Post doesn't seem to have an ALT text - so repost with ALT text added

Hey hey! Just reminding ya'll that if you join my paid Patreon, you get access to upcoming chapters of the sex shop book and you get to see videos a week early! Today, all members get to see an outtake of the butt stuff video! www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...

Butt Stuff: Expanded Edition

Go on! Ask stuff!

I should point out that next week's episode on Butt Stuff is available now for paid Patreon subscribers! www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...

Gag Worthy

Lol, I wrote and recorded a video on butt stuff that covered 80% of the info from a video i wrote and recorded last week on the topic. You'll see the first butt stuff video in about 2 weeks. I ended up finally writing a Dildos And Don'ts episode instead. You'd think I would have by now.

On Size and Stigma. This is a follow-up to (Un)Natural Male Enhancement.

(Un)Natural Male Enhancement Your penis is awesome, I promise! Maybe I should have posted this on #FCF

A special Bluesky only update on what's up and a test of the @Skylight.social video editor on Android. The captions work really well. I'm not sure if there's a menu to import additional clips on the editor but I couldn't find one. Cheers!

What Goes In What Goes In: Toy Materials

Happy spring observances from your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Shop Worker

The Big Toy Talk With time, patience, and lube, all things are possible! Avoid toys with suction pockets, and be careful lest you end up having to explain things to @badge502.bsky.social

Bigger Sizes, Smaller Packages

Sold As A Novelty Only

POPPERS 101, plus the dark history of the FDA and the governments homophobic attempts at destroying queer healthcare in today's @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social vid! @mrkristofer.bsky.social Today's TOPical vid covers HIV, Poppers and PrEP under fire. NEW VID: youtu.be/5xViz8wDNJ4

New episode! I Want Candy (But Not There!!) Yeast infections suck, be careful.

New episode!! 2 minutes!! Holy crap!! This is about gender affirming products! Spoiler alert: they're *everywhere*

Okay, it's been a few weeks! I've been writing about vibrators and holy shit there's a lot to write about! Now that Bluesky videos go up to 3 minutes, I can go more in depth on topics like cockrings for bigger people and fantasy toys. While I'm planning the next round, do you have any questions?

Remember! When picking a dildo, PVC and silicone are the better materials as they are not porous, unlike TPE. Furthermore, when it comes to insertive toys: pick a hole and stick with it. Don't mix vaginal and anal toys, no matter how much toy cleaner you use.

I just put up a couple more sections of the book on my Patreon. Specifically sections on couple dynamics and toy manufacturing materials. Wanna read it? I'm surprisingly cheap, just make sure you subscribe via the site and not the app! www.patreon.com/thedisintegr...

If you call yourself an ally, progressive, leftist, and even a goddamn neoliberal, you better be defending the Trans community. First, Trans people rock. Second, because it started with the Trans community too in Nazi Germany before they targeted the Jewish population. We're all next.

Hi everybody! Just a quick reminder that when you buy a sex toy, it is very much a case of Caveat Emptor. If you end up not liking it, there's nothing we can do. Sorry but tough shit. If you ask for the best toy, we're going by reviews from other clients. Your mileage is always going to vary.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hey y'all, I know i make my videos specifically to fit Bluesky's minute limit, but if you want to see me elsewhere, then subscribe to my YouTube channel so I can be a big gay in yet another one of your devices! youtube.com/@friendlysex...

A Bag of Dicks You Can Eat!