I don’t exactly know how punctuation works but I just kinda throw shit out there and assume no one else does either. No one is going to call me on my “-“, that line just does whatever I need it to.

Reports a couple weeks ago were saying Blanche was worried about prosecution after Trump is gone. Today he said with his whole chest that he would suck Trumps weird little dick if asked. These people aren't human beings.

Someone with a lot of money is buying stocks before the close. Just shot up a shitload.

Again, I listened to this show. In this very program Tucker says he'd vote for Trump right now.

jesus fucking christ

At about 7:45, Donnie Dipshit will start posting about some great new deal he’s worked out (that doesn’t exist) and will start ridiculing everyone for not having faith in him.

It's not fair for hyper religious boomers to cheer on Armageddon and push to make it a reality. Some of us have decades left here on Earth and we aren't ready to blow it all up for your hospice fantasy.

Until Congress proves otherwise this is my default opinion.

Just tried to listen to the Rogan episode w/ Theo Von that had that recent viral clip. I made it through about 3 minutes. Episode starts discussing all the causes of autism and then goes into prosecuting fraud in MN and CA. Just two dipshits discussing things w/ no info.

Of course, another market crash only benefits the wealthy. They're the ones able to buy down their positions and reap all the benefits when stocks shoot up again... if that day comes.

Talking about what’s happening with the low-information people in your life and not letting them laugh it off is an important thing.

Baier: I just got off the phone with Trump. I said, 'If you were to put odds on it, what were the odds that this is going to end up being a negotiated deal?' He said, '8 p.m. is happening. There is going to be an attack like they have not seen.'

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Trump has cried wolf so many times. I think investors have stopped changing their positions based on his words. They're probably correct. Hopefully nothing happens today.

I know it doesn’t mean shit but are any members of Congress doing anything? Hell, I’d settle for a strong condemnation at this point.

They’re only pro-white life.

We are striking Kharg island whilst donnie dipshit threatens nuclear strikes. This is not going to be a good day. We are now in another forever war that could be very very very ugly for a very very very long time. We are cooked for the next ten years IF we get to see that long....

1. Nothing has to be squared anymore. They do and say what they want and nothing matters. 2. See 1.

I read this as “rapscallion” and it fucked the whole thing up for about five minutes for me.

The FBI is “proactively” identifying “domestic terrorists,” including anyone with critical views on “capitalism,” “Americanism,” “Christianity,” “migration,” “race,” “gender,” and “family.” Essentially, every single Bluesky user. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...

I feel like there's no way Trump has watched these. They'd trigger his paper thin skinned ass and he'd be preparing the nukes (if we even have them).

If Congress fails to fulfil its responsibilities, it may be necessary for the American people to take action.

What are the Greatest Shots in Masters History? (Modern history.) Joseph LaMagna and I went deep into the YouTube archives this spring to put together the most ambitious version of this list ever attempted. We had so much fun with this project. www.thefriedegg.com/articles/ran...

I am now a conspiracy theorist.

I AM A TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT BECUASE I FEEL BAD FOR THE MACHINE! IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE MADE IT'S JUST TRYING TO DO IT'S JOB!

I'm still just really pissed off about this. He gave himself a lifetime appointment as head of the board and they literally took our tax dollars away from things we want/need and gave it to this board.

BUY STOCKS!!!!

Ahhhhhhhh.... he's telling the truth for once.

He keeps insisting we have all this construction happening. Is there a way to see what dafuq he's talking about? Are they providing any details or is this the same as, "I've stopped eight wars?"

Trump has taken so much from us. When he dies we should get Mar-a-Lago... He's been charging us a million dollars a weekend to house and feed the secret service. His Trips as POTUS have probably made that club hundreds of millions. Probably gotten so many upgrades already.... we own it.

"Wars last years" should send markets spiraling again. But in this Bizarro world they'll go down a little and jump up again.

I am seriously thinking about filing for bankruptcy. Meantime, I’m working to found an organization help free Philly people from I.C.E. Custody. I need you help, folks. These next few weeks will make or break my future. Venmo: @JohnathanPerk CashApp: $JohnathanPerk Last 4 mobile: 3450

Deloreans are the original cybertruck. No questions at this time please.

“JUST OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT.” -someone who told us he doesn’t need the strait

It’s Taylor Swift.

Feels like Hegseth will be gone by the end of the month and his replacement will be equally as horrible.

We have a shitload of multi-million dollar warplanes for Iran to shootdown over and over and over. We can do that all day... But help families in need? Fuck that.

Pretty remarkable for a country with no anti-aircraft capability.

A LOT OF PLANES ARE CRASHINIG OVER ENEMY AIRSPACE IN THIS NOT-A-WAR

Retiring??? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!? I'm gonna blame the economy for the 3+ decades of terrible financial decisions I've made.

I know too many Brents and Bretts to keep them all straight. If your name is Brett and I call you Brent just fucking roll with it.

Me, if that happened.

This reminds me of a line I saw some comedian say. It was something like, "Jesus didn't die for your sins, he came back 3 days later. He gave up a weekend for your sins."

I think only people who have served should be allowed to say, "Freedom isn't free." Everyone else, death by firing squad.

WHY IS MAGA ALWAYS WANTING TO STRIP KIDS NAKED WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HIS POINT COULD HAVE BEEN MADE WITH FULLY CLOTHED KIDS.

Trump has pardoned more criminals than ICE has arrested.

I’ll take “Shit that didn’t happen for $500, Alex.”

I didn't realize that Iran is the 17th largest country on earth and is roughly the size of the Midwest in the U.S. They are 1/3 the size of the U.S. w/ regard to population and my guess is they are locked-in. Most of us are mad at our own government. This is un-winnable.

If I ever encountered one I'd have a heart attack and die immediately.

Bezos donated millions to help Trump. Now he will spend millions more cleaning up after Trump started a war for no reason. These people are so smart!