Flopping is rewarded, take notes kids!

I co-sign this tiny annoyance for the day...

I'll be Matt Walsh $500 it makes more money than Melania... The documentary, not the prostitute.

Is "May they all Rest in Peace" not WAY more ominous than 86 47?

I can't believe the Browns have managed to engineer a situation where I'm in favor of Shedeur Sanders winning a quarterback battle but that's what we're dealing with here! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

My wife's niece was talking to her grandmother on her dads side yesterday. The grandmother who is MAGA was incredibly upset about gas prices and literally said, "What did I do to deserve this?" My niece said, "Well you voted for this." The grandmother was shook and asked what she's talking about.

What pisses me off about this is knowing we will never get an answer. No one will push for answers.

LFG!!!!

Might change my name tbh.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

This is all going to end with Iran permanently charging their foes exorbitant fees to pass thru the Strait. ART OF THE DEAL, BABY!!!

What do Trumps Tax returns and the Epstein Files have in common? The contents of both are detrimental to his entire farse of an existence.

Hoping this statement doesn't go down in infamy.

This is hilarious. A right-wing nutjob saying Aliens have been controlling the government since 1946 get's chalked up as "diversity of thought."

This week, the GOP has officially become the party of Beating Cops & Fucking Children. And they'll continue to protect the men who do both.

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SAY THIS INTO A MICROPHONE? We've heard him say he hates good looking men more than we've heard him say anything else. Why is this important to him to keep repeating?

I am confident that not a single penny from the 1.776 billion will go to any J6ers. They were predominantly lower-class and Trump doesn't give a fuck about them. They served their purpose and Trump got them out of jail. He ain't parting with any money...

In Trump's 1st week in office this term, he fired 17 Inspectors General. Their nonpartisan task was to act as watchdogs, rooting out crime and fraud in various departments. It was obvious then that Trump would ride roughshod over the law and Constitution...which he has.

If I'm being very honest.. the Knicks looked extremely average. There's not a person on that team who is scary. The Cavs played like shit and had a 22 point lead. The Knicks should not feel confident right now.

Dude is very lucky he has James Harden guarding him. Looked like absolute ASS for 3.5 quarters. Am I a bitter Cavs fan? Yes! Am I wrong? No!

I have never seen a funnier image... wtf?!?!? It's unhinged and GLORIOUS!

A co-worker recently got a DUI. She has walked around complaining about how the cops handled it and going on and on about this should be thrown out bc of missing dashcam footage and so on... She was blacked out, doesn't remember any of it, but def. drove her car... Any guesses who she voted for?

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

This was the most embarrassing performance by a Cleveland sports team since whenever the last Browns game was.

He said that exact thing into a microphone with a camera running you fucking liar. You disgusting soulless liar. I hope hell is real just so JD can spend eternity there. Fucking liar.

Sure sounds like Trump is trying to make the White House into a fortress for when he refuses to leave office.

Blanche is getting absolutely dragged by the committee right now and Trump is standing next to a giant hole showing pictures of this ballroom that should never be finished. How is it he still has a long list of people eager to join his regime?

I really hope the next administration uses our tax dollars to knock it down. Just tear it the fuck down out of spite. I will be ok with it.

WILD to publish an article like this and ignore all the other stuff lmao. finance.yahoo.com/news/carvana...

Carvana is like the most fraudulent and deceptive car company in existence.... and that's truly something to marvel at. They will not exist in about five years. hindenburgresearch.com/carvana/

Find someone who loves you the way Trump loves ballroom.

Is this good?

Horrible? This seems lovely from where I'm sittin'....

Everything keeps breaking in my fucking piece of shit house and I'm fucking over it. FUCK!

If you enjoy tomatoes you are an asshole.

I can see the future. In July we will see a bunch of articles about this money disappearing. Where'd it go?!?!?!?

We’re watching golf when we should be mowing… I blame him.

I'd say about quarterly I forget how much I hate Taco Bell and I go order Taco Bell and remember how much Taco Bell sucks ass. Today was my Q2 reminder... Taco bell is buns wrapped in ass.

Both seem to be perfect fits for the current U.S. regime. Trump will give them jobs.

Trump just recently called the Whitehouse a shitbox…. But the Tan suit…

Below you will see a photo of a senile old man wearing orange face paint standing next to the President of China. The old man wearing face paint is lost in thought, clearly conjuring up creative new ways to defraud and disenfranchise the citizens of the United States of America.

I’ve NEVER related to a post more.

My wife and I went through a period where we argued constantly. I didn't think we were gonna make it.. Then I quit drinking and poof.. all the arguments disappeared. I am proud of myself for not walking away from my family because I liked booze.... I know it's dumb but I am.

KA$H and Lutnick will be out soon. Trump can't stand any headlines not being about him.

I really hope this leads to 10,000 people being sent home with enough money to make up for the horrors they suffered.

When Busta Rhymes tells you to nod your fuckin' head you better abide.

We've made money the most important thing on planet earth. We've elected people who value money over their constituents. Everything is for-profit. Collectively, human beings have lost the plot. I'm guilty af.

Xi walked him like a dog. After President Epstein and told Xi Jinping he was a “great leader” and “an honor” to be friends with, Xi responded by giving him a stern warning...

If we stopped giving absolute lunatics the keys to the car we wouldn't have any adversaries.

I'd say he's the dumbest fuck in America but we put him in charge twice. We are the dumber fucks.