What if I said this is her best album? This shit HIIITS

No one on God's green earth is ever going to convince me that Lupita Nyong'o is any but Stunning and Beautiful.

Fcf has me feeling a type of way

Im getting this tattooed on my ass. I feel seen.

Im so unbelievably grateful for how much I like my job. I hear how people wake up ever week day with absolute dread going to work and I just dont relate. Its one of the things Im most thankful for

Desperately need a man to be sexual with. irl or online. Like, just let me show off my underwear and call me a good boy. I dont ask for too much

As summer starts up, I have burning desire to live in a cabin on a lake. If I ever come into money to buy expensive real estate, I will be buying lake front property. I dont care for a mansion with rooms I'll never use, I yearn for a dock.

Kesha's new song fucking HITS dude. Blast this shit at full blast in my car in my way to work this morning.

I got some new underwear if you even care...

I watched Pretty Woman for the first time a couple weeks ago and I cannot stop thinking about how cunt Julia Roberts' first outfit is, but also how horrendous her wig is. Unbelievably happy that she lost the wig but still had this outfit at the beginning of the 2nd act.

Ive been really fascinated with discussion around aliens, likelihood of their existence/intelligence, how how encounters would look like. No one talks about how we project out human biases on potential intelligent life. We always just assume that alien life would have some desire to do space travel.

The most Gen Z thing I love, is that we will discuss wages/salary at work. I cannot comprehend people who find those discussions morally wrong or taboo. The numbers are the most basic part of negotiation. If you don't have that, how are you supposed to argue for literally anything??

The most simple example of useless conservatism is minnesotans who cling to the old minnesota flag. No minnesotan in my entire life cared for that flag yet now that it changed people simply CAN'T handle any form of change. Fuck these people for holding back change no matter how simple in government.

My hot take is that I dont believe in IQ as a measure of intelligence. I dont know if there is ANY good way to quantify intelligence. People who cling to the idea that anyone in particular (especially themselves) has a high/low IQ is an immediate red flag to me.

I love myself for never having an Instagram/facebook account. They seemingly both suck ass

Like many, Im hoping for a blue wave this fall. however, I hate who would seemingly be the dem speaker of the house and senate majority leader. If ground is going to be made, get people who whips the party to do something productive. I may be naive, but fuck man.

Its seemingly never the people who need lip filler who get lip filler

I want to comment on more people's sexy posts but I dont know how to word things without it being objectifying or borderline sexual harassment.

Im about to shoot ropes of cum. I have an entire row to MYSELF on this trans-atlantic flight

I got asked about doing a project for work that involves heavily contaminated/toxic materials. I would need a whole tyvek suit and respirator. I would have to completely shave my beard and mustache for the respirator to fit properly. Should I k*ll myself or what?

Every now and again I think about Jennifer Coolidge's episode of SNL being canceled due to the 2023 writer's strike and I mourn what could have been.

I hate everyone oh my fucking god.

when the Friday hits so Good

I do genuinely believe chiropractors are modern day snake oil salesmen and shouldn't be called doctors. They're not practicing medicine and are a scam

If anyone needs me I'll be yearnmaxxing for a while fyi

There is no way most historic figures have actual insightful final words before they die. I dont believe most of these final words quotes. That shit is made up

Which side do you prefer?

People who hate Jenny from Forest Gump simply have no media literacy. I hate seeing this argument pop up all the time that she's a "villain"

Got to see Gaga in concert in DC tonight. Amazing show. I lost my voice. Im so happy

Im at the airport and im the very first person at the gate. Im in first place, does that mean I get to drive the plane?

In some ways Im an idiot. I dont know how to code at all, and I don't really want to learn how to do so. I work outside for a reason.

Youre supposed to wear your birthday suit on your birthday, right?

For the past few days I've just been simmering with anger. Even the people I usually vent to have upset me in some regard. Its not a great feeling, but nothing is being solved so Im just not calming down. Ugh

Im going to lose it if one more person asks for my advice, only to then do the opposite of what I suggest. People don't need to do what I suggest, but its been like 4 people in a row, going against what Ive said.

I think I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, because everything is making me angry today.

I cant think of better fag hag representation than that of Elena and Maria in the Game Changer book. Its camp

Fuck that bitch, hope she suffers

I want to take a trip to New Orleans. Ive been once before and had a great time. Best food from any city I've ever been to.

Im ready to watch Connor Storrie on SNL tonight

On this season of drag race, it feels like the story line they've pulled off with the Dion family is what they wish they could have pulled off with the the twins on season 15

I feel like Im the last gay person on this earth to not have been fisted. I dont know if Id make it out alive

Uh oh, I'm up too late at night and questioning if I come off as funny or miserable to everyone in my life.

Me and who?

Why aren't we talking about Kesha more? She is incredibly underrated

Wait, wait wait a minute. I must have misheard who rupaul told to shantay...

Discord Adams needs to win this challenge and then immediately go to the Hague for the prosthetics. Love it

What is with these drag queens and their snatch game character picks?

Some photographer at the BBC has hate in their heart for these fuckers and I appreciate their work.

For many reasons I would like a boyfriend. However, I desperately need a man to talk with about pop divas. I cant keep holding my coworkers hostage as I force them to talk about gaga, cher, madonna, etc.

I wasn't made for this, I wasn't made to learn advanced Excel formulas. I was made to sit around, look pretty and do sodomy