I love the song Peace And Quiet by Kesha

Left work today so tired, hot, and dehydrated, that I was on the verge of tears driving back home.

Does being ran thru count as cardio?

How come no one on construction sites knows what the schedule for next week is?? What the fuck do people with construction management degrees do?

My hot take is that expecting couples should not be told the sex of their child. I can not imagine a single thing/decision that requires that knowledge. The sex of your child should not determine the amount of love they receive.

Every wedding ive been in, including today, ive been on the bridal side, because im the Gay Best friend to many

went to buy personal lubricant. its behind a lock. i fall to my knees. resolve lifts me up. i press for “help.” no help manifests. press two more times. a crowd gathers on aisle 16. a woman points and laughs. i’m led outback and shot point blank. my corpse rots. flies swarm. the day is sept 10 2001.

Got a new car today, cant wait for white tail deer to commit suicide on it!

Been busy at work this past week, but still found the time to show off a little bit

Do not fucking lie to me about this. Yall dont even know

Cut through a telephone cable at work today 👉👈. Sorry to whoever the hell just lost service.

I dont like cars. What the hell does 4 wheel drive even mean?? Don't all cars have 4 wheels when they drive??

Oh, so my car might actually be Fucked. Like the body is apparently rusting away. God damn it

Shakespeare is fucking corny and overrated. No one is reading that shit for enjoyment. People study him for the sake of studying him. Spongebob is 1000x more influential and important for today's English language culture, im so serious. Mr squarepants dog walks that bitch any day of the week.

Angie Craig is an evil lesbian.

Heppy Proud Month!

As much as Gwenyth Paltrow promotes absolute bullshit wellness nonsense, I have to say its hilarious and she should keep doing it

Think i might just respond with HAPPY PRIDE to all of your nudes for this next month.

One thing to know about me is that if Im in control of the music, it is NOT a democracy. Do not attempt to give me a recommendation as to what to play next or what to queue up, because we're about to be listening to Cher's entire discography for the next 4 hours, bitch

Ive spent the entire evening watching every single kesha music video. Huge hit of nostalgia on some videos, som I didnt know existed, and some that just fucking HIT.

I follow too many sexy people on here. The sexy people then post even sexier things i didnt even know about and then I get jealous theyre not all my boyfriends/husbands. This is a good problem to have

Its so warm out. I need some help to take some clothes off

The quality/condition of my car is none of my business. It makes a noise? Turn the music up. It has a perpetual dash light? Don't look at the dash. Any issue with my car is an issue between the road and God, I have nothing to do with this.

Are there really people out there watching TV at 1.5x speed??? What level of brain rot are yall at? Audio books/podcasts/lectures make sense to me, but TV and movies are paced a particular way for a reason

Im really bad at life planning. Should I save money to get my own place in MN or should I apply for grad school (probably out of the country)?

I dont really work out because if I didnt look like This at the end of 1 month I would k*ll my*self

Kacey girl 😭

What if I said this is her best album? This shit HIIITS

No one on God's green earth is ever going to convince me that Lupita Nyong'o is any but Stunning and Beautiful.

Fcf has me feeling a type of way

Im getting this tattooed on my ass. I feel seen.

Im so unbelievably grateful for how much I like my job. I hear how people wake up ever week day with absolute dread going to work and I just dont relate. Its one of the things Im most thankful for

Desperately need a man to be sexual with. irl or online. Like, just let me show off my underwear and call me a good boy. I dont ask for too much

As summer starts up, I have burning desire to live in a cabin on a lake. If I ever come into money to buy expensive real estate, I will be buying lake front property. I dont care for a mansion with rooms I'll never use, I yearn for a dock.

Kesha's new song fucking HITS dude. Blast this shit at full blast in my car in my way to work this morning.

I got some new underwear if you even care...

I watched Pretty Woman for the first time a couple weeks ago and I cannot stop thinking about how cunt Julia Roberts' first outfit is, but also how horrendous her wig is. Unbelievably happy that she lost the wig but still had this outfit at the beginning of the 2nd act.

Ive been really fascinated with discussion around aliens, likelihood of their existence/intelligence, how how encounters would look like. No one talks about how we project out human biases on potential intelligent life. We always just assume that alien life would have some desire to do space travel.

The most Gen Z thing I love, is that we will discuss wages/salary at work. I cannot comprehend people who find those discussions morally wrong or taboo. The numbers are the most basic part of negotiation. If you don't have that, how are you supposed to argue for literally anything??

The most simple example of useless conservatism is minnesotans who cling to the old minnesota flag. No minnesotan in my entire life cared for that flag yet now that it changed people simply CAN'T handle any form of change. Fuck these people for holding back change no matter how simple in government.

My hot take is that I dont believe in IQ as a measure of intelligence. I dont know if there is ANY good way to quantify intelligence. People who cling to the idea that anyone in particular (especially themselves) has a high/low IQ is an immediate red flag to me.

I love myself for never having an Instagram/facebook account. They seemingly both suck ass

Like many, Im hoping for a blue wave this fall. however, I hate who would seemingly be the dem speaker of the house and senate majority leader. If ground is going to be made, get people who whips the party to do something productive. I may be naive, but fuck man.

Its seemingly never the people who need lip filler who get lip filler

I want to comment on more people's sexy posts but I dont know how to word things without it being objectifying or borderline sexual harassment.

Im about to shoot ropes of cum. I have an entire row to MYSELF on this trans-atlantic flight

I got asked about doing a project for work that involves heavily contaminated/toxic materials. I would need a whole tyvek suit and respirator. I would have to completely shave my beard and mustache for the respirator to fit properly. Should I k*ll myself or what?

Every now and again I think about Jennifer Coolidge's episode of SNL being canceled due to the 2023 writer's strike and I mourn what could have been.

I hate everyone oh my fucking god.

when the Friday hits so Good