Seems PSG cannot beat #NUFC 4-1 1-1 (PSG dodgy penalty) 1-1 (PSG dodgy penalty) Howay the lads

We're really missing Joey #NUFC

Eddie Howe playing 'rope a dope' #NUFC

Have to say the PSG players give off a strong scent of obnoxious knobbery and their supporters are juvenile twats (whistling when the opposition has the ball) #NUFC

Jaune? FFS #NUFC

Haven't always been one for the claims of 'corruption' but this is fucking blatant FFS. One of the worst decisions I've ever seen in football. #NUFC

It's not just us. #NUFC

Well that was disappointing. Pleased didn't stay up and watch it live. Started well at least ... and Elanga looked a little better. #NUFC 😿

#NUFC POV (believe that's what the cool kids say). You see only half a conversation because you block the 'S' word on sight.

But...but...but...UK sells weapons and has diplomatic relations...so fucking what? Call it the Dominique Pélicot defence -- he thought it was okay, so I decided why not?

💯 -- Support #NUFC while opposing the Saudi dictatorship.

Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.

VAR in! #nufc

Really irritates me when commentators call the Mackem player 'Oh Nine' ... it's ZERO nine #ffs #nufc

I do wish people would stop banging on about AG10's barnet. It's 2025 and we should not be policing masculinity at #NUFC

#nufc #ffs #clickbait #bollox

Beautiful writing once again, by @jonathanliew.bsky.social "mistakes can always be sacked away without explanation" www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I heard a certain former number 14 has been sleeping in his car outside Jacob Murphy's house. Does anyone know any more about this? #nufc

Let the transfer bollox begin... #nufc

When are #NUFC going to start playing? ... oh, Sunday... fuuuuuuuuuuck

The January sales are nearly here. Who should we sell? Flash Gordon is top of my list #nufc

#NUFC if not Howe, who?

why.cant.we.score #nufc our midfield used to monster opposition. no longer.

@vladvexler.bsky.social do you remember the ABC presenter Stan Grant from your time in Australia? You may find this interesting. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2025/12/06/u...

Has anyone ever seen #GianniInfantino and the #Alien #Chestburster in the same room? #justasking #nufc

#slotout #brucein

@jonathanliew.bsky.social is the finest football writer in Britain. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Well fellow #NUFC obsessives, it's been ... obsessive but I'll see you all in January. Howay the lads!

How does this work? £130m - £30m remaining nominal book value = £100m and Real Soc get a 5% or 10% cut of anything over £60m-ish ... which works out as £96m - £98m. Is that correct? #NUFC

Do LieVARpool know that Rattus Suecus is made of biscuits? Best of luck #BreakaLeg

@NCL_Uncovered on X 🤣😅😂 #NUFC

Going out to play medium voltage post punk rocknroll, then #NUFC tomorrow morning (avoiding the internet).

Just watched Woltemade's 33 G/A shexsh tape and the lad is a total bulldozer...who can dribble. #NUFC

#NUFC #justsaying

Chris @evermorenufc.bsky.social is bang on. #NUFC youtu.be/00TED0KsPfc?...

If the Swedish diva (divo?) wasn't sulking in his boudoir, our forward line would be truly terrifying. #NUFC

Why are Amerikkkans so allergic to prepositions?

Michael Owen is a disgrace. You would never know he ever played for #NUFC, the boring snidey little twat.

Wonder what brings the #NUFC Chairman to the Toon...

Premier League Productions commentators on what I believe VIZ call their 'vinegar strokes'. #NUFC

Get into these, they're cunts! #NUFC #HTL

Now the Slovenian lad is realising he chained himself to a massive skip fire (with extra rats), the only easy way out of his predicament is to trigger his relegation clause. #NUFC

Do any #NUFC comrades know whether this 'elite' manager has any record of actually coaching players? Seems a prime example of the dichotomy between EJFH style coaching/tactics and a *system*, where you sign players off the 'top shelf' and expect them to win. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Chris Wood hattrick incoming for #NFFC? #NUFC should never have let him go...

I asked Mr Cheetie (not his real name) which three teams he'd like relegated and weirdly enough his list matches mine ... Manure, Chelski, LieVARpuddle. #NUFC

Shaka man ... you can feel the fewm #NUFC youtu.be/RX-drgsh_rw?...

Wissa not in squad vs AVFC #NUFC #justsaying

PS. Looks like Citeh need a striker #NUFC