SHES GOING TO TOWN LOOKING ALL GORGEOUS WITH THE LIPSTICK AND EVERYTHING AND I CANT EVEN HOLD HER HAND BECAUSE IIM IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY SO I HAVE TO POSTPONE THE MASS MURDER OF EVERYONE WHO GETS TO SEE HER IN PERSON

I'm him by the way

When he says "You are the Obi-Wan for me" in a conversation and it somehow works on you.

him saying to his family that he’s having a date night with me is just so sweet and makes me smile like stupid

why is everybody’s handle invalid out of nowhere

Why would I ever want to see anything again?

If you see me dragging my wife's body into the woods tonight just know that we tried to cook together and she didn't follow the recipe.

does anyone still remember me on this app …. Like or say hi

There is a chance I know my wife well.

Absolute Wonder Woman

I know this was for the better but if someone else wanted to date her I think I’d have to kill them

awawawawawa

what kind of idiot used this microscope before me

“Im breaking the cycle” ALL I DO IS CRY AND MASTURBATE AND ROT AND CRY AND DISAPPOINT PEOPLE I LOVE AND CRY AND MASTURBATE AND CRY AND I AINT BREAKING ANYTHING LET ME OUT

LATE HAPPY #INTERSTELLAR DAY

Im sorry mom. you would be so disappointed in me right now.

Real talk, I always wanted one of these. u'w'u And this one would be reactive under a blacklight!

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE A PRIV ACCOUNT AGAIN. OH MY GODDDDDD HAHAHAHAH i really needed that for a long time . this app will never see me crash out as hard as I do on my twt/X priv

the vibe i bring to society

for legal reasons ill be age regressing in bed with stuffies an listening to a 4h long yt lecture about quantum physics

every day i wake up in dystopia

if lord of the rings happened in 2025 bilbo would be getting notifications on his phone all the time like doordash going "Still thinking about that ring, Bilbo? 😋" and Uber going "BILBO, save 15% on your next trip to the Misty Mountains" and shit

Im lowkey the least judgemental person ever and im like chill with everything but at the same time so many things disgust me even though theyre normal

I feel icky

hello people may or may not end up being more active on twitter aka x soooo come here and follow me x.com/alwaysajinxx...

it’s getting bad again

she should be legally banned from perceiving me

wait did my sexwork account get banned because of a few HEALED sh scars??? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Using your real name for sex work is craaaazy there’s some wackjobs out there!!! Protect yourself!!!

…..the aurora is on red and blue. the callout is still more than successful though. 🖤

Sun Girl and her beloved Moon Boy.

every single day I think about waffles

let me make that x account goddamnit

Im not crazy enough

everybody go follow the best person alive

#promosky #syssky #gamingsky ⤷ ⚙️ Quantum || 28 || he/him || DID system 🧪 Pokémon 🧪 Genshin 🧪 WuWa 🧪 LOL + Arcane 🧪 Cosy games 🧪 Sanrio 🧪 Analog Horror 》 looking to be interactive and active! ↻ + ♡ for bloots! ⟡ ݁₊

youtube has a new layout ???

GAMING NIGHT GAMING NIGHT

this is for the people who think long distance and meeting partners on socials doesnt work….. this is my boy and I met him on twitter (clearly wed already been married before we were born)

I GOT A BOOK I GOT A BOOK I GOT A BOOK I GOT A BOOK time to unpack

ghosthound. gouache on paper, 2019

CHAOS WARRIOR

if u see this qtp w the game ur currently playing ! 🖤

so um…. he has ego issues

actual picture of me trying to find out why I have a headache, nausea and am feeling like I’m about to faint when I havent eaten in 14 hours, most likely have a fever and forgot to take my medication

this is how I see him

THEY’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME