made an alien oc 👽

they call me Sun Wukong the way I monkey around

Jerma should make an arthouse film adaptation of Seaman

how come So Fly got the fuckin barnyard beat

girl i’m at the combination urgent care and UPS store wtf do YOU want

I just know Timothee is eating all of Stormy’s fruit snacks

the movie’s called Bugonia bcuz theres a Bug. On Ya.

opening this app makes me asexual

"Someone in the chat saying I look like Sigma from Mega Man X" @roccobotte.bsky.social @mega64official.bsky.social #TheRoom #Mega64 #Room-B #Rocco #Sigma

year of the horse 𓃗

pulling up to panera bread asking for some of that Tel Aviv Bullshit

is there any town other than Luling, TX that you can smell as you approach

serious contender for best episode of television of all time

who the fuck is Ditto J. Dewitt

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

While viewing a computer animated man, Hayao Miyazaki famously said “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself”. Later, when his secretary brought him coffee without his usual cream and sugar, he said “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself”. He was just always saying that

and what if i was a woman that used they/he. what then.

ACL in 21 mega pixels

Over the weekend, Trump's deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller repeatedly attacked judges, calling them part of an "organized terrorist attack" on the US government.... On Saturday, the home of a judge who ruled against Trump, went up in flames time.com/7323442/sout...

i made a helpful reference

when ayesha erotica comes on i sit my masc ass down and listen

the author’s thinly veiled fetish (they’re illustrating a comic and elected to draw a character’s glasses over and over again)

worked Houston art fair this week

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

I was going to say Super Mario Bros 1993 but holy shit are reviewers stupid?

Charlie Kirk is a means to an end: defector.com/charlie-kirk...

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

the government and the people who control AI are erasing history and research in real time to distort reality www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

And the Ellisons are also first in line to buy TikTok if it gets sold, which would fuse CBS, CNN, Time Warner, Paramount, and TikTok all into one company whose entire function would be to blow smoke up the right wing's ass

Chibi crew of the Enterprise from Uchusen Magazine Vol. 47, 1989. SD Tasha is great and it's funny seeing early clean-shaven Will.

one of the reasons these guys are just steamrolling right now is there isn't anyone in any kind of credible leadership role standing up passionately and effectively for civil liberties

The Dept. of Education has pulled funding for programs in 8 states that support students with both hearing and vision loss. A staffer at one program says he was told the Trump admin. took issue with 2 words on the grant application: “transition" and “privilege": www.propublica.org/article/trum...

I don’t think people truly understand the ascendency of fascism in this country right now. This is an abhorrent, but not surprising, proposal given the rhetoric and actions of the Trump regime and its far right supporters.

incredible stuff happening

Lord forgive me i’m about to use klarna to pay in 9 easy installments of $24

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

The Trump administration claims that drilling in the U.S. is cleaner than in other countries due to tighter environmental oversight. But Texas, the heart of America’s oil and gas industry, tells a different story. Read more: https://propub.li/42amQuX

Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death. But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.

It is impossible to overstate the centrality of social media to our political collapse. Policy is being set in order to provide content for the MAGA social media hordes, who then spiral into greater radicalism, which then results in more extreme policy. Complete disregard for any other goal.

they should have ddr machines at the gym

guy on his phone not hogging the cable machine for 40 minutes challenge, level: impossible

got my first credit card last month and like i dont love the credit system but every time i get an email that my fico score has increased it feels like black tar straight to the veins

did another tattoo today :D

call her trump the way she's having a stroke we mustn't tell anyone about