things on my 100 mile drive today that were beautiful: a tree hollowed out by lightning telephone poles so covered in muscadine grape vines they look like giants in gilly suits big towering clouds in the afternoon light so obscured by distance that their shadowed edges blend in with the blue sky

i have to put headphones on when im by myself in public otherwise imma start eavesdropping on people and be too conspicuous about it

3 guesses what production i’m working on this summer

Executive dysfunction

everybody think they hard till they ask me for a leg tattoo

i saw the smile giggle

i feel genuinely maternal about The Rizzler

I Need To Be Next To. a Prehistoric Cypress Tree On A Cool Springfed River STAT!!!!!!!!!

long-eared sunfish

from today

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one million stabs later

Puppeteers Happy Homestuck Day!!

*stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *stabs myself* *sta

a second bridal party has hit the gay club

Auctioning my Bugpie Adopt!💗🐛 Check the comments to bid here or to bid on bsky!

Knight and the enemy within - rust and rot [ #art | #oc | #knight ]

Pawg dog getting flogged By @runewoof.bsky.social ft @brickpitcher.bsky.social and @technoreliquary.bsky.social #furry #nsfw

theyre killing me with hammers tomorroe

Woe, Four Dumb Ass Drawings From 2-3 Years Ago Be Upon Ye

i downloaded the app again

I’m like if meatwad was a tumblr sexyman

kelp!

the animal. hey everyone its the animal. The animal. its the animal.

also the animal

they call me Sun Wukong the way I monkey around

Jerma should make an arthouse film adaptation of Seaman

how come So Fly got the fuckin barnyard beat

girl i’m at the combination urgent care and UPS store wtf do YOU want

I just know Timothee is eating all of Stormy’s fruit snacks

the movie’s called Bugonia bcuz theres a Bug. On Ya.

opening this app makes me asexual

"Someone in the chat saying I look like Sigma from Mega Man X" @roccobotte.bsky.social @mega64official.bsky.social #TheRoom #Mega64 #Room-B #Rocco #Sigma

year of the horse 𓃗

pulling up to panera bread asking for some of that Tel Aviv Bullshit

is there any town other than Luling, TX that you can smell as you approach

serious contender for best episode of television of all time

who the fuck is Ditto J. Dewitt

While viewing a computer animated man, Hayao Miyazaki famously said “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself”. Later, when his secretary brought him coffee without his usual cream and sugar, he said “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself”. He was just always saying that

and what if i was a woman that used they/he. what then.

ACL in 21 mega pixels

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i made a helpful reference