I'm dead to the world but at least I've got a tutu. Seriously, cute fits are the extent of my capabilities right now.

I barely feel human at this point, I'm emotionally, physically, and mentally drained in ways I never knew I could be. I'm running late returning to bf's to cook him dinner, Beeb's new toy needs batteries, I'm running low on caffeine and toilet paper and I'm stuck. Here in the tub. I just can't.

I've managed to eat *reasonably* in my bf's company for the last two days; granted, when he's asleep or we're separated (like the last 6 hours for commute/work), I'm sticking to Crystal Light. At first extended separation, I'm abusing tf out of some lax.

Bf's surgery was delayed by three hours, but went incredibly!! The surgeon discovered he didn't have a double rotator tear, he has a frozen shoulder (a disease unto itself and possibly an autoimmune condition) which is dead rare but rarely requires surgery -- bf's definitely did. +

We're at the surgical center for bf's shoulder surgery, and already he couldn't check in. That's a great start.

Cynthia the snek came BACK 😡😡😡 The truth: Welcome back, sweet friendo, let's go for a lil walk 🥰

Bf's surgery is at 9:45 tomorrow, so I have just enough time to drop Beeb at school, then take our food and chuck it in bf's fridge before we have to run to the ass end of Sarasota. Goody. 90% sure my car will make it.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

I just found out that BeadTin is not only out of Florida, but out of St Pete. Like, we go to St Pete for Beeb's neurology appointments. The Children's hospital is literally around the corner. I may need to inquire as to a factory tour 👀

ThredUp is letting me down lately -- so much AI trash print and, right now, a glut of Christmas and St. Patrick's Day stuff. But a) SHARK HAT SHARK HAT (I could fit so many pins on this bad boy) and b) an underrated animal print. Maybe I'm just becoming more discerning?

SLEEK BABY!!! Tw for snek snoot; we had a visitor in our loading bay 🥰 I was unable to boop, but was able to safely relocate him. I'm from Florida, we all know how to safely move sneks lol

I forgot to post this messy af but beautiful plate I made for Beeb last night -- it took 8 years to get him eating beans, but he got there. A guac fan from birth tho lol

My bf said I looked less colorful today. I threw glitter at him and ran away. He's kinda right tho -- I'm not layered like usual. I have a busy day and needed flex and ease for pallet building.

This headache can fuck all the way off, I cannot deal with this right now. I still have thirty minutes of driving AND dinner to contend with (cooking, not eating, bit still)😭

I'm so screwed, I've discovered a new bead company out of Atl and I'm obsessed 🥲

I would do unspeakable things for some vgan cream cheese right now, but paying $8 is not one of those things(tf makes it so expensive omfg 😭😭😭)

I made another blue necklace because the octopodes were homesick .... And I'm feeling a bit fishy today. Liquid fasting for three days, but I will have to eat on Thursday when I'm babysitting the post-surgical bf.

I miss, with a desperation that startled me still, Deep South brand red plum jam. It was filled with tiny red plums and tasted like nothing else. Idk if they've stopped making it or if my Winn Dixie has become too gentrified (they've stopped carrying canned pig brain too but idc about that)

A bed of fried potatoes under slow simmered garlic pinto beans and Daiya cheddar shreds, with a dose of Sriracha on top. It's a calorie bomb but it's also my laxative marker. Because I love being nice to myself while torturing myself 🤗

I'm getting hella smile lines 😁😁😁 I actually love it, it's years of joy (despite the horrors) showing on my face. And weird (bonus? realization?) when I cropped this picture, I look so much like my Dad, it's uncanny. Again, I'm not even a little upset.

I figured it out and I'm a lil obsessed lol. I may have to go full mermaid tomorrow.

I'm working on a necklace I'm calling "Octopus Apothecary" and I'm stuck. I have all the parts and I just don't know how to put it together. If this is my biggest problem today, I'm set.

I would look badass wearing this on a forklift, that's all I'm saying.

I get that they may have mellowed with age, but listen to Lucky, the Luckiest Donkey and tell me how this is an all ages show 😭😭 Please, I'm so tempted to take Beeb, it's only $60 for a pair of tickets 😭😭😭

My bf's antics just gave me the opportunity to create the portmanteau "farthritis" (pronounced fart-thritis) and I have to once again appreciate that he's weird and old lol

chicken nuggets 🦕🦖 #art #sharks #dinosaurs

Saturdays are always insanely busy. Today we're dropping off donations, picking up Beeb's scrips, getting a card and birthday present for my stepdad, groceries, making steam pots, handling 3 loads of laundry, then shuffling off to bf's for movie night. But first: bath time.

Getting my jewelry making on this morning 🥰 The orange creation uses the beads I got from Spiral Cloudscape and my fav cantaloupe seed beads, and the froggy and kitty are rebuilds (both were damaged, I missed a bead on froggy). Perfecting my easy clasps, I love them!!

I honestly feel like the coolest bitch on the bowling alley, circa 1988

I recently had a realization that at some point, my wardrobe will be completed. A fun addition here and there, but otherwise done. Then I see some perfect, ridiculous thing, and I tell myself: "Not yet."

Dammit, they're supposed to be SALMON, they're damn near red! I'm not mad, just wish I had salmon thigh hi shoes 🥲

Only a half day at work today! Grandma and Step Grampa are watching Beeb and have a busy day, so I have time after work to run to the store for Easter basket goodies for Beeb!! Lots of milk chocolate so I can't touch it lol

There's an eagle's nest on the cell tower in our parking lot and I can hear the baby going apeshit up there. Ik the parents are off getting tasty morsels but now I'm sad.

I'll have to get the bf to snap pics, the *puffy* skirt ain't puffing 😭 Bonus: French provincial print, but it's witches and unicorns. I'm also fully obsessed with this shirt.

Today's outfit theme is Trash Princess. There are possums and a puffy skirt is involved. Pics shortly.

How tf have I never heard of Cain Culto until today?! My musical curiosity has failed me. youtu.be/7vRuKjyX0ws?...

I'm looking for a fabric shaver for my Mom, and the highest rated one is at Walgreens of all places? White label and all. I'm no snob, it's ranked higher and is 1/3 the price of most other options. Stopping tonight!

OOOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD the moment I swear off buying a single additional thing, a local dance studio decides to sell pff COSTUMES 😭😭😭😭 I'll start Sunday, I swear.

I boughted the narwhal.

Ope, called out by The Onion again 🥲

Hey, anyone that loves W1nx Club and knitwear: Steady Hands is doing a final clearance on their collab -- $20 for all sweaters. I'm not a shill, but I encourage everyone to enjoy nice sweaters so 🤷‍♀️

This shirt makes the whole fit, but we accessorize to hell anyway. I'm wearing two pairs of socks AND leg warmers. Nothing swells my heart more than being extra.

This tastes SO MUCH like Daiya cheezecake, it's uncanny!! It's thick and mildly sweet and has mediocre macros but DAMN. It's delightful. I'll never pay full price, but I'll stock up when they're BOGO.

Not trying to be a bad influence, but Tokidoki has insanely cute cloth face masks on clearance for $1.99 -- even with shipping, scoop up a couple and that is dead cheap. Ik I love having an assortment and they are CUTE. Kid's masks, too!

Y'ALL NEED TO CHECK THESE FOLKS OUT. The beads are scrumptious, very biteable, and, um, my apologies for anyone with their eyes on the grubs, but I stolt them. I have a vision -- and it involves candy jewelry, raccoons, and grubby bois.

I took ibuprofen this morning to manage the aftermath of Sunday's lax (the *swelling*) and just realized my period started and that explains SO MUCH about my mood yesterday. I was just shocked because no cramps? No vomiting?! Do I just need to take ibuprofen every morning now 🤔

Oh shit, it's St. Patty's Day?! I have an all green Poke-shirt covered in leaf types (hello, Alolan Exeggcutor!!) that I was saving for Wednesday -- I shoulda swapped fits 😭😭😭