Evil giggles as I do something that would make my husband have a stroke if he saw (violating OSHA)

So sleepy 😴 bad dreams made sleep weird last night.... Husband was just gone and instead of anyone being concerned I was essentially put up on what felt an awful lot like a damned meat market 🤢

Leave home after work, tummy feels suspicious as soon as I step outside... Get to work like 2 minutes later and my guts fall out woooo... Ugh

3L of water consumed, 1.5L jug refilled and working on hitting 4.5L... I've pissed once not because I needed to but because habit before going back after lunch break...

Alright I'm ready to sweat out a whole pound (temp predicted to feel like 1°c higher than body temp) I'm gonna puke before the day is out I can feel it in my bones

Aaaaand my walking pad was recalled... Of course it was

I'm so fucking cranky today

Oh you've got a pocket full of sunshine? Well I've got! ... A plastic bag with a bunch of dried bugs.. don't touch actually there's a few wasps in there idk how so many got into the light shades...

I love this man so damn much which is making me feel guilty over getting frustrated he still isn't even considering part time work and the job hunt has him so depressed I'm also doing nearly everything around home too... I know I need to communicate how I'm feeling but I don't want to add to the sad

Angry crying first thing on a Thursday uwu

I thought I was over the illness tell me why I'm pissing out my ass again 😭😭😭😭 I can just fell my guts gurgling and it's working up another round

"🐈 are so independent!!" Yeah? Why does my girl need to be in my lap while I'm 💩 ing then?

I want to binge~ time for an emotional support mixing bowl of salad

Could really go for biting a bitches face off today, as a treat

He forgot it was snuggle and TV night yesterday, I didn't say anything because he looked like he was having fun and I was reading anyway but this poor man feels like shit about it

Aaaaand I thought I was past the tummy portion of the plague.... Spoilers: I was not.

The painting contractors are NOT pretty enough to be as dumb as they are...

If my sinuses don't fuck right off imma get one of those tiny vacuum nozzles and just shove it up there

TF do you mean day 0 gimme my prizes dang it

Working while sick as fuuuuuck fever got me feeling high as a kite weeeeee~

Spend all that time sanitizing stair railings and doors are work for what!? My sinuses are so full my jaw hurts and I can't gamble with a fart I WILL lose...

Bought drinks from the corner store and NO SNACKS! 🎉

Holy fuck there's so many rats in the dumpster at work. There's one hole in the bottom they're going in and out of and they're just vibing in the dumpster soup...

I'm gonna lose my shit~ what do you mean you wanna pull maintenance to do something one contractor was doing and then you shuffled it off to another contractor but maintenance is already hella behind, makes sense. My husband isn't sitting at home looking for work doing that exact thing or nothing...

First day tracking done 😵‍💫 can I keep it TF up and not binge? Who knows~

Back on my bullshit? (Fuck I hope I am I'm so bloated omg hit me with a truck and put me out of my misery)

Also side note a bitch has been binging and hating herself ✨

This mother fucker went teehee I need 2 drinks first but like 6 hours before we even go to purchase these drinks I'm planning on stealing your menthols... Bruh 😂😂😂 those are my smokes dangit

I am so over stimulated excuse me while I go eat an edible and sleep for 8-10h

Everything feels like an absolute cluster fuck, I want to binge so bad, haven't pooped right in days omg everything is awful

Fixed my kobo~ didn't need to look into a battery replacement (I did however check that yes, they're possible to replace) it just needed to update~ no more 5% battery drop per minute

Don't think I can keep my second job which blows because spending money but oh boy...

Vibe check my cards, vibe dead on... Ask question.. oh, well okay then yeah that's where I thought it was going, hate the confirmation but thanks

I'm so glad I have no idea who lived where I'm cleaning because it would be on fucking sight! What do you mean calcified animal piss on the floor!?

New appetite suppressant just dropped for me~ (a horrible™ thought) I need to be euthanized...

Me: yeah idk if I'd call myself a reader anymore? Haven't been able to really focus on it in a long time too much to do, audiobooks occasionally but eh... Also me: consumed 95k/157k words yesterday like nothing Apparently I was just done with printed romantasy

8-4 one job, 5-11 the next ugh... I wanted spending money tho

Oh fuck yeah found a ninja blender in the unit I'm cleaning

Bleh supposed to go back to my old job very very casually but one person is trying to start a union. They tried telling the store owner he can't hire me back while they're bargaining but I called a few local unions myself and oh look yes he can!

"you talk to the tenants too much" no, they talk at me and y'all won't let me wear 2 earbuds and unfortunately my memory LOVES useless information

What the actual fuck do I do about a work issue I reported 14 month ago... And then again 7 months ago to a higher up... Do I just keep going one step up at a time???

I'm shaking and sweating and 💩 like I doubled up on läx but I haven't touched any in like a month 😭

Soooo not excited to be adding another 10-15h to my work week but 💰💰💰

Officially an mrs

Finally in my dress~ and playing skyr1m o3o;;

3 hours before the JP shows up aaaaaahhhhh

I am an efficiency machine. (I'm anxious cleaning my own home)

"hey babes wanna sin one more time?"

... Nope I won't let myself feel guilty for all the 💰 I'm gonna be spending Friday, idc if it's a general strike my actual wedding has been planned longer than that (I absolutely feel guilty now, this is fine...)

Been up since 430... Did dishes at 6 and of fucking course last 2 don't I drop a glass bread pan... It didn't break but J came scrambling half asleep out of the bedroom to make sure I was okay