Welp, gmas ability to call me at the worst times finally hit peak...

The other workers bitching about steel toes being dress code Me, cleaning under heavy appliances -

So I know bit lies so we're gonna change projected to 2.3k and I had... And yet no change??? In like forever??? 5 days a week! My weekends are nulls, it typically balances if not under too I don't get it 😭

Did... Did my supervisor just imply I didn't need PPE for something the msds clearly states requires PPE if other environmental factors can't be met?

Lol can you tell where the nightmare was?

I can only take pics like this at work 😂

Math doesn't math~ I burn 2400 5days/week. I only ever hit maintenance once a week and yet here I am in limbo, stuck floating in a small eddy when all I want to do is keep going, but I'm scared to shove off and potentially ruin all that progress again, to be pulled under instead of drifting gently

the combo of r³ad¹ng and listening to a 📚 is peak actually, fucking love this

Too damn hot for October dammit I want sweater weather!

When your man knows you're trying not to over indulge and you can just feed him 2/3 of your donut ezpz no questions asked but fuuuuck I wanted one real good bite yk?

We spent as much on l³g∅ as we would have going on so now it's a pj date at home ehehe

I hate that work uses sticky traps... Just get the snap ones, quick and efficient without potentially days of suffering... I'd prefer the love tube traps though, let me relocate the little critters they're just trying to survive the hell scape we made for them

My boy makes the cutest meeps, peeps, and squeaks! His sister however... She s c r e a m

So excited to get to hide in sweaters again, excuse me while I shed some more weight while the public can't perceive me fully

When someone gets snippy at a genuine question (work related) well okay then excuse me while I start keeping detailed records so the next time head office is here finger waggling I can effectively, with receipts, throw you under the bus uwu

Remember babes, don't click strange links. You're better than a bordering on retired office worker who falls for every phishing scam test 😘

Dealing with some of my coworkers is very much like dealing with a toddler that insists they brushed their teeth but they're still blue from candy

Realizing I can have an official leave me the fuck alone notice sent to someone is a beautiful thing

Fuck I feel so ill

There's a dad out and about in his leather sketchers sneakers, his navy blue polo sweater, and the sluttiest little crago shorts omg I love the vibes

For ages I thought I was a lazy piece of shit for only cleaning under/around my fridge and stove every 6mo, maybe once a year if I'd been having a bad one... I clean vacant apartments now... I'm doing finominal tbh, holy hell my m∅m fucked me up

Shiddin like a busted soft serve machine that doesn't fully freeze the🍦

Been stealing a buddies d∅g while he's out of commission for a bit for walks and it's nice to have a reason to do laps around the neighbourhood

So excited, ate like shit for 2w, managed to stay in my 5elbee yoyo range so going back to eating like a normal person should drop more off of me ezpz right? 15 more gone by May is totally achievable?

Finally home as of yesterday and wildly upset after my g-partent visit... Idk what the fuck happened but Nan is treating a man who is literally the only reason she can live in her own home like shit, she's making that poor man's life a living hell

My vacation has been so horrendous I'm looking forward to landing home, paying out the ass for a cab, and then paying a fuck ton to the vet to hopefully be told to mirilax my cat (please no surgery I'd 1000% take squirting cat ass even on my damn bed idc)

One of nana new 🐕s is weird, girlie hates being picked up but once you get her don't you fucking dare put her down, she comfy 🤣

I thought I was supposed to be able to rest on vacay but here I am losing 2h of sleep every day and crying

I've spent way too much time crying today

I love that I can look at grampa and hold up my ☕ and 🚬 and call it sk¹nny g¹rl breakfast and he cackles

G¹rls night and this? Even got some cute p¹nk r∅lling papers 😘💅

Ykw I haven't been getting as many comments from grandma as I thought, it's all good, I'm trying to eat like a normal person where she can see

Just as I was wondering if I needed to threaten my own meat suit it 💩. Bless

Witnessing grandma shove 1000+ cals and 2100mg of sodium worth of snacks in her this soon after valve replacement is fucking with me...

✈️ which means I'm in a building where time isn't real and beer totally goes with breakfast fuck yeah

FUCK I forgot about tea for lunch

2 weeks away from home and a lil date tomorrow afternoon... So double dose tea for lunch today so I'm not as bloated as I am come ✈️ time. I've been 💩 so much but still feel absolutely packed ugh

2 more work days (or 4 full days) before ✈️ eeeeheheheh!

I don't have a problem (I'm winning, how could I have a problem?)

Took a deep breath, spine popped so good it sounded like boulders slamming into each other 10/10 fucking delicious feel

Back to nic pouches quitting take idfk anymore 🫠

Keep em guessin' (by them I mean me, about if it's a no 💩 day or a 3+ 💩 day)

There's something magical about hitting the dàb pen in the bathroom at work

Ugh that one coworker... Ya know what excuse me while I go make her friend suspicious of her.

Found the dress I'm wearing to the 👩‍⚖️🏠 next May ~ cost me a whole $40! 😂

I'm usually the one picking someone to spam with my drünk adventure pics and it was hilarious being on the receiving end this time 😂

It's misting so gently, the sun is peaking out, everything smells like rain.. I do not feel the level of peace my surroundings would suggest 😭

Best 🍽️ (⌚ says I burned 1200 so we're gonna call it 600 which covers a lot of that~ 💅🧮)

Scale? Still hasn't budged from is 5el🐝 range. Goal dress from forever ago? Finally zips anyway 💪 Recovery for 🛏️ mindset is hard to stay on but working, it took a year and a lot of working on my own 🧠 but the urges to eat until pain are significantly less often 🎉 results are resuliting

For the love of God FUCK OFF