And grandma is back in the hospital 🫠 that tracks, she was there for Easter, her birthday, and mother's Day so why not aim for Christmas too...

Wish me luck gang, I'm gonna yell at one of my bosses today when he makes a smart ass comment~

2 days before 🩸 : I am a void and I require food Now: if I even look at food I want to 🤢

Pissed on the stick and yay! No exploding fallopian tube ~

Hmm... Pretty sure I should be bleeding by now... Which means I need to waste $15 on a piss stick and I'll start immediately after use, like every other time I've panicked because iud

Woooo I woke up hella cranky!!!

Okay I haven't been tracking but I've managed to ✨not gain✨ so small win, even if no losing 🫠 I really do need to start tracking again

Me: idk I don't think I'm that bad Me @ myself: what if we broke 15y nc with the incubator? For the meanspo?

Lax? Nah man, carrot soup 🍲

I don't run, I have bad knees (there's lore there) I ran today, there was an injured 🐕 that needed to be scooped and delivered to the local SPCÅ for a health check. (Human found!! via another local pup parent asking around, informed who to contact)

My 🧠 screeching I'm up 15 because I've been eating kinda shitty... Up 3... Well I can't say I'm mad I feel horrible and bloated over that, that's a good thing holy fuck I've never gotten those "you've been consuming too much" queues from my body before....

It's cold 🛏️ is supposed to go to sleep for me now but here I am, feeling bloated to twice my size and nauseously full (must be from last night because I haven't had anything yet today) and yet all I wanna do is stuff my face 🫠

Made carrot cupcakes/muffins yesterday~ kept the frosting separate so I can just not use it but they had to be made! There's an old fella in one of the buildings I clean and he turns 95 this week! He needed cake, and his family doesn't visit often

Okay, it's cold out time to get back on my bull shit (I've BEEN on my bullshit just not as much as I could have been which apparently still wasn't enough)

Love when all of a sudden breathing is kinda hard and then my hr spikes a bit to like 120ish and when I sit that shit plummets to 70bmp like bruh, why?

Desperate for a shower but the ex dysfunction yk? Had to go p and after- quick before 🧠 catches up strip and sit in the tub because at least bath? Fuck brain is catching up but oh look! I'm getting 🥶? And I'm already in the prime location for a bubble bath? So smart 🤓 Why am I like this?

"Why aren't you done-" Me, gesturing wildly to maintenance I'm still fucking waiting on so I can literally do the last 2 things I need to do (sweep and mop)

A friend of mine reminded me I have a 3DS so excuse me while I fall off the face of the earth to play with that for a month again

"why didn't you-" I did!? Months ago!? Here's the receipts!

I do love when people just accept "yeah I don't drink sugar unless it's alcohol" 😂

Ugh I feel so woozy but I had a wrap! It had actual nutrients! Why still woozy!?

Ugh I was gonna treat myself after 💉 and take a cab home but noooo, caved and got 🍔 (300c) so now I gotta walk home

Welp, gmas ability to call me at the worst times finally hit peak...

The other workers bitching about steel toes being dress code Me, cleaning under heavy appliances -

So I know bit lies so we're gonna change projected to 2.3k and I had... And yet no change??? In like forever??? 5 days a week! My weekends are nulls, it typically balances if not under too I don't get it 😭

Did... Did my supervisor just imply I didn't need PPE for something the msds clearly states requires PPE if other environmental factors can't be met?

Lol can you tell where the nightmare was?

I can only take pics like this at work 😂

Math doesn't math~ I burn 2400 5days/week. I only ever hit maintenance once a week and yet here I am in limbo, stuck floating in a small eddy when all I want to do is keep going, but I'm scared to shove off and potentially ruin all that progress again, to be pulled under instead of drifting gently

the combo of r³ad¹ng and listening to a 📚 is peak actually, fucking love this

Too damn hot for October dammit I want sweater weather!

When your man knows you're trying not to over indulge and you can just feed him 2/3 of your donut ezpz no questions asked but fuuuuck I wanted one real good bite yk?

We spent as much on l³g∅ as we would have going on so now it's a pj date at home ehehe

I hate that work uses sticky traps... Just get the snap ones, quick and efficient without potentially days of suffering... I'd prefer the love tube traps though, let me relocate the little critters they're just trying to survive the hell scape we made for them

My boy makes the cutest meeps, peeps, and squeaks! His sister however... She s c r e a m

So excited to get to hide in sweaters again, excuse me while I shed some more weight while the public can't perceive me fully

When someone gets snippy at a genuine question (work related) well okay then excuse me while I start keeping detailed records so the next time head office is here finger waggling I can effectively, with receipts, throw you under the bus uwu

Remember babes, don't click strange links. You're better than a bordering on retired office worker who falls for every phishing scam test 😘

Dealing with some of my coworkers is very much like dealing with a toddler that insists they brushed their teeth but they're still blue from candy

Realizing I can have an official leave me the fuck alone notice sent to someone is a beautiful thing

Fuck I feel so ill

There's a dad out and about in his leather sketchers sneakers, his navy blue polo sweater, and the sluttiest little crago shorts omg I love the vibes

For ages I thought I was a lazy piece of shit for only cleaning under/around my fridge and stove every 6mo, maybe once a year if I'd been having a bad one... I clean vacant apartments now... I'm doing finominal tbh, holy hell my m∅m fucked me up

Shiddin like a busted soft serve machine that doesn't fully freeze the🍦

Been stealing a buddies d∅g while he's out of commission for a bit for walks and it's nice to have a reason to do laps around the neighbourhood

So excited, ate like shit for 2w, managed to stay in my 5elbee yoyo range so going back to eating like a normal person should drop more off of me ezpz right? 15 more gone by May is totally achievable?

Finally home as of yesterday and wildly upset after my g-partent visit... Idk what the fuck happened but Nan is treating a man who is literally the only reason she can live in her own home like shit, she's making that poor man's life a living hell

My vacation has been so horrendous I'm looking forward to landing home, paying out the ass for a cab, and then paying a fuck ton to the vet to hopefully be told to mirilax my cat (please no surgery I'd 1000% take squirting cat ass even on my damn bed idc)