if i have a splash of creole blood am i allowed to do like one or two voodoos?

does anyone know any swift and effective hexes to preform in order to punish my enemies?

haoungry

eating a hard boiled egg in public is a humiliation ritual but when it's a deviled egg nothing is wrong. what is this hypocrisy

i wanna go on a toxic weightloss tv show and die on camera

Oh my God shut the fuck up

The meds have got me today.

crave hashbrown so badly

has anyone here read the princess academy books by shannon hale

i think i should publish a book of daily proverbs

and keep those cameras covered bc they always watching

talking on the phone is cancerous

drink from the fountain my child

real

pussycat dolls dontcha got me feeling so sexy in the gym parking lot

off with her head

its not fair how i used to be 34lbs when i was a child and then puberty ruined my fucking life. i rlly let myself go

inferiors

nobody understands me

just found out it's $16 one-way fee to use the bridge that connects the mainland our lil island. i feel bad bc the maids have to pay $32+ tax every few days out just to get to our house and clean. ppl are cool here & the neighborhood is quiet+ my neighbor is so rich it makes my teeth hurt.

u did me dirt...cuz what did i do?? like...

i can tell when ppl are possessed. the shadow looks all wrong and they smell funny. also the eyes look different depending on the entity

princess unicorn bunny kitten angel

im attracted to girls who seem like they maybe hate me in an u jokingly way. like they really cant stand me and my joy enrages them

don't cry, you have swag

if the fruit falls far enough it becomes its own tree

bikini season in 3 months

i enjoy building the occasional lego set

this goes for friendships too

the walls are not bleeding. i am not a headless chicken. today i shall be a vestibule of unhampered sanity and grace

424 c. 11:40 am rlly wanna puke rn. i hate feeling full and heavy and disgusting. i can feel myself growing bigger with every bite i take. i cant handle my routine being broken & eating before 3:00 pm. i have an impending sense of doom and my chest is so tight. i feel my inner volcano building up

rhys summoning spell 🌹🦾🕹️

I can hear the undead screaming and tripping over stuff.

conservative reading mpreg yaoi: no.... NO!!!

up late classifying the divine symbols

need a friend who will chill in the hot tub with me as it snows n watch nature documentaries as we get silly high

i really love nature documentaries

trying to think of a resolution for next year but i'm not the one who needs to change its the ppl around me

the life of dunsparce

bro SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUTUPSHUTUP

just a girl with the nervous system of a baby deer

the shadow cats have been visiting me much more frequently. i can always see them in the corners of my eyes

fasting high my beloved

today i woke up in the body of a neurotic pitbull

growing out my nails pros: cryptic type hot, good for pain stimming, good defense weapons, timeless cons: pur ging sucks & i gotta use a toothbrush now, new chore to keep trimmed + cleaned, heartache when one breaks, keep scratching myself on accident